rustledjimmies @DanielStrachan7
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Police called at 16:38 to a number of reports of shots fired on #OxfordStreet & underground at Oxford Circus tube station. Police have responded as if the incident is terrorist related. Armed and unarmed officers are on scene and dealing along with colleagues from @BTP
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Current phrases said to my 11 month old are "no, don't bite the cat" and "be gentle, don't stroke its eyes"
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People who turn their trolleys sideways across the whole aisle every time they decide to look at something
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NEW FOR 2017. #NewAnnuals @ThePoke
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Passed my 2nd Degree Black belt grading in Chinese Kickboxing tonight.... youtube.com/watch?v=CE8XKe… Via Draconacticus: b3ta.com/links/1413908
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Pluto’s icy heart. How did it form? Is there a subsurface ocean? Scientists probe the mystery: go.nasa.gov/2gZSxlk @NASANewHorizons
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