Dark Swarbrick @DarkHipkins
The opinions expressed by this account may accurately represent those of the World Shadow Government and/or the Pak'nSave man. Inside your walls. Joined January 2023-
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If I won the lotto, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs:
If I won the lotto, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs:
NZ online far-left: attends the occasional union-organized protest, joke-tweets about Marxist theory NZ online far-right:
NZ online far-left: attends the occasional union-organized protest, joke-tweets about Marxist theory NZ online far-right:
We may have ideological differences, but we can all agree that Gertrude's passing was morally abhorrent
We may have ideological differences, but we can all agree that Gertrude's passing was morally abhorrent
So is the Wellington City Council's parking fee proposal good or bad. I lean towards good because motorists owned.
Our bio-security was the one thing I really liked about this country
Our bio-security was the one thing I really liked about this country
What is this person's politics
What is this person's politics
They'll charge or headbutt you, much worse if they horns. If they knock you down and get on top of you, you're cooked. Really fucked that this happened.
They'll charge or headbutt you, much worse if they horns. If they knock you down and get on top of you, you're cooked. Really fucked that this happened.
@Tiare_MP Should only agree to align with AUKUS if the US agrees to get rid of dairy tariffs, import quotas, and subsidies imo
Trudeau gf bounce incoming. Trust the plan
Trudeau gf bounce incoming. Trust the plan
Women in sports continue to push new boundaries and inspire us all. But right now we're seeing that even if you're the best, women are not paid their fair share. It’s time that we give our daughters the same opportunities as our sons and ensure women are paid what they deserve.
I was told that women's sports were sacred to these people and that they would be ruined by the inclusion of trans women, a demographic that is in fact disproportionately interested in the WNBA
The vast majority of trans people report an increase in life satisfaction after transitioning, a record-breaking survey shows. Over 90,000 people responded, making it the largest-ever survey of trans people in the U.S. nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-ne…
@purplewaves7 Right-wing grift as a fetish is at least 80% of right-wing LGBT people on this site lol, some are just more overt about it than others
Former Labour MP guide to Twitter: 1. See something vaguely foreign that's related to National somehow. 2. Make a racist comment. 3. Use poor grammar so you can appeal to the "common man"
This is simply wrong. The campaign is just getting started!
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P3nnyDr3dful🇺🇦 .. @p3nny_dr3dful
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Becky Holmes hates sp.. @deathtospinach
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kim jong deux… @fabiooreilly
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ßlaj 🌹 @BlajForYou
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fuck every word @fuckeveryword
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'TAKING THE PLUNGE': The star explains his leap of faith to be "reborn into Christ's name" after an investigation into his alleged sexual misconduct. trib.al/Yx3XAVd
Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
@11cryan @BarakRavid @kaitlancollins No, I don’t think I will.
@11cryan I take no joy in genocide. That you do is revolting.
@11cryan Everyone has pronouns and I like Ukraine. I thank them for helping to save my country’s democracy. And with that typical right wing lunatic fringe puerile comeback, you’ve officially worn out my grace.
Conservatives spent 20 years scavenging student protests for monetizable triggered-lib content, and now are shedding literal tears that protestors won’t talk to them anymore
After seeing everything on the news, I decided to go and see for myself what is happening at UCLA. I went in with the intention of having honest conversations to try and truly understand each others pain and suffering . However, no one would speak to me . The only thing they…
Personally, the only one worth visiting that I haven't already visited was Dunedin (and possibly gisbourne and napier)
Which of the 20 largest NZ urban areas have you been to? ✅AKL ✅Chch ✅Welly ✅Tron ✅Tauranga ❌️L Hutt ❌️Dunedin ❌️Palmy ❌Napier ✅Hibiscus Coast ❌️Porirua ✅N Plymouth ✅Rotorua ✅Whangārei ❌Hastings ✅Nelson ❌Invercargill ❌️U Hutt ❌️Whanganui ❌Gizzy
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‘Rail Britannia’ goes so fucking hard, we should go with it
Louise Haigh jokes that she wanted to rebrand 'Great British Railways' to 'Rail Britannia'
@mr_numbers @CountBinface 🤣🤣🤣 an observation so sharp it’s gone under-appreciated.
It’s not a poll, but I’m winning.
my first political memory is being upset that u were gonna lose the 2008 election unblock me pls queen
So is the Wellington City Council's parking fee proposal good or bad. I lean towards good because motorists owned.
Motherfuckers like you are why my family are going to get massacred and every pro Palestinian person is labeled a nazi. You have no attachment to this cause and it shows. Extract yourself from this movement. I don’t want you anywhere near this movement
I'm sorry but every time they do this it's actually really helpful. Like it forces me to try and objectively figure out what about the photo disgusts them, and the answer is always just "looks like a f*g" lol
@jk_rowling Hello Ms. Rowling, I'm a huge fan of your books. This woman would like to collect on your promise: x.com/turnintoabat/s…
I'm a chick with Mosaic Klinefelters syndrome and I am most definitely unhappy about your behavior Joanne. When can I expect a check?
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