DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

Connecticut, USA Joined July 2015

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DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

a year ago

@Phoenix2A_1980s @libsoftiktok I’ll buy it from you

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

a year ago

@KylePlantEmoji Sounds like she hurt you pretty bad

John Yoo Crushes the Testicles of Logic @PlankySmith

5 years ago

@KrangTNelson I haven't seen that episode in years. I remember where I was when it aired (not at home, at a party for a friend and coworker of my mom's, and I had to scramble to find the channel on her old tv). But anyway this line reading is hilarious.

Max Weiss @maxthegirl

5 years ago

Absolute classic Gen X moment

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DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@Alsboringtweets Only one way to find out

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@Bullneck @HairCommand Or aubergine for eggplant

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@Trenchcoater11 @kfc Food devil & food god! That’s great!

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@TheOnion Ripley : He figured that he could get an alien back through quarantine, if one of us was... impregnated... whatever you call it, and then frozen for the trip home. Nobody would know about the embryos we were carrying... me and Newt.

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@lyzl I once heard an ice cream truck play it at the beach

TheGiantsWire @TheGiantsWire

5 years ago

The Giants just announced fan appreciation day for Sunday. Season ticket holders get a free medium soda.

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DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@steak_umm Lowered Expectations ❤️

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@EvanRobertsWFAN @CartonRoberts Yes why not? Its the week of bad decisions!

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@MaggieGray Is someone there? Mr. Marbles?!?!?

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@TheMidnightLA Killer Klowns from Outer Space

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@AmodioMatt The staff here at Yale New Haven Hospital have been rooting for you since the beginning. Congrats on absolutely slaying the competition!

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@rookisaacman “So thats how they’re getting over the border!” - Fire Marshall Bill

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@ProducerMelissa Unless it’s marriage

DaveDaCruz @DaveDaCruz

5 years ago

@Bullneck I read ‘bat for China’ and would like to steal this pun

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5 years ago

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