New Year, (In no way a) New Dave @Dave_Blogger
If I'm a being of pure energy, why am I so tired all the time? Not such a big fan of Nazis. Generally weird and out of touch with reality. He/Him x.com/search?q=from%… Weird Town Joined March 2012-
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How much does it cost to feed these shoes? Is vegan shoe food cheaper than an all meat shoe diet?
New Year, (In no way a) New Dave retweeted
1958: Only the FA Cup final is broadcast on TV. 1988: Live football is broadcast once a week. 2018: Football is on TV every night. 2048: Any time anyone in the world kicks a spherical object a video is automatically downloaded onto your brain chip. You cannot opt out.
Proposal: if a cop is involved with a shooting and they "forgot to turn on their body cam" they should be immediately charged with first-degree murder.
For those non car nerds who follow me, a Nissan Frontier is a Japanese truck, not an American Pony Car. AI strikes out again. #aifail
Do you like podcasts? About interesting stuff? Well, @AlexSchmidty and @KatieGoldin are together again for the first time on @SIFpod! This is going to R O C K
New Year, (In no way a) New Dave retweeted
You actually don't know two of those things
People seem worried about AI taking over the world but until it stops making stupid mistakes like this I'm not sweating. Either that or the person who made this story need to be fired
My fear: the @Chiefs change their name and get rid of all the problematic symbols and the crowd changes the Indian War Chant to everyone wearing blackface and putting on a minstrel show.
Jfc
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What 23 year old has anything to do BUT chisel away on rocks? Some of us have jobs, slacker?
What 23 year old has anything to do BUT chisel away on rocks? Some of us have jobs, slacker?
New Year, (In no way a) New Dave retweeted
LIFE HACK: Avoid a case of Sunday night dread by feeling a constant sense of dread every minute of every day.
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