David B @DavidBarb
These pretzels are making me thirsty. davidbarb.wordpress.com Staffordshire Joined May 2009-
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@binarydad I love the train window pic. And I've only now seen the fag break one - love that one too.
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Bloody hell, second goal for Spurs. It's a terrible game and ManUtd are dire.
All Muse's songs remind me of other songs. Now it's Kashmir. #later
@Keris I console myself with the fact that someone else on your feed is also as mad as me.
@Keris It's called 'Panic Stations'. You'll think I'm mad 'cause it's sod all like Thriller.
@Keris ..a repeated line that went something like'..just my imagination' that reminded me of something. It is Thriller. I can rest easy now.
@Keris I don't know the title of the Muse song - it was first one they did on Later tonight. It sounds nothing like Thriller, really, but...
@Keris No, not Faith. But yes! - THRILLER. Or certainly something by MJ. It was bugging me so much. Thank you! (& to person on your feed)
This Muse song on Jools reminds me of something, I can't put my finger on what it is. Maybe something form the 80s. It's gonna bug me.
@Kitty_B_Good She more yelled it than said it, but yes, bollocks.
@jtlovell1979 @kenarmstrong1 Yes, a damn fine description. It's kind of a creepy logo, really.
@jtlovell1979 And I haven't even mentioned 'Cooplands' that I'm still 50% convinced you made up.
@jtlovell1979 Berni Inn last night, Happy Eater tonight - I have to keep googling these references of yours.
@jtlovell1979 Cream cakes. And I think they feast on the blood of vrigins during their satanic rituals. Maybe.
I've fast forwarded QT and thus missed 3 whole minutes of it in order to bring it in sync with twitter. I can relax now.
@jtlovell1979 That's a pretty good observation. They do seem to pile on the pounds.
I'm watching Question Time on a slight delay and trying to follow twitter. This isn't going to work.
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Thanks to a friend for this. Had me laughing until I was crippled over in physical pain. Worst Movie Death Scene Ever: youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6Cw_…
@RachelvsPublic If you want to feel like you've been slowly, painfully punched to death, watch Raging Bull.
@RachelvsPublic If you want an enjoyable film where you root for the main guy, watch Rocky.
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