Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

ducks, pats, reality tv, etc Portland, OR Joined December 2009

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

4 years ago

@Andy @musickillskate @DannyPellegrino Danny - how many books have you ghost written?

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4 years ago

@AskTSA are typewriters still allowed to carryon?

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

5 years ago

@eMedCertified I ordered the 6 pack of tests. Can my husband use one of them for our upcoming trip or does he need to order is own 6 pack to create an account?

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itsyagirrr @mari_tisse

5 years ago

i just know APUSH students in 2097 gon be so stressed when they get to 2020-2021

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

5 years ago

@lantHuk We’ll be waiting

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Ian @lantHuk

6 years ago

If you want to knock your confidence down a couple of notches, I highly suggest getting a passport photo from Walgreens. That lighting should be illegal

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

Did Dolly and Whitney ever sing I Will Always Love You together?

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

@lantHuk I used to hide and watch COPS under the table with the tablecloth on the little handheld TV I stole from my parents

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

I was today years old when I realized Moira was also Mrs. McCallister 🤯

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

Who on the Bachelorette wardrobe team didn’t spot clare’s earrings when they refilmed this group date to fill in the holes of the Dale story line 🙄

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

@AJedlicka_ATC Hiya Jedi!!

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

The next time September 21st falls on a Saturday (2024 I think) I’m throwing an Earth, Wind and Fire themed party. Like this for an invite.

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

@Boogie_Rat92 Yaaaaaa for sureeeee

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

If I could summarize my 1.5 years in Boston in one tweet ❤️💙

ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

6 years ago

sometimes you spend your sunday morning violently throwing up in a dunkin’ donuts parking lot. sometimes not. depends ❤️

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

@lantHuk It was time

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2016: Sure Trump is bad,but how much damage can he do in four years? 2020: If everybody buys enough stamps, Democracy will survive long enough to reach a vaccine for this deadly virus and we can see a movie again.

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divya @pivyak

6 years ago

my younger sister painted a sign on the front window of our house to show our support of the #BLM movement, and was sent this in the mail from one of our neighbors. 100% on brand for lake oswego 🤮✨

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

@lantHuk @OfficialJlover Is that your burner?

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Delaney @DelaneyMonroe

6 years ago

@lantHuk It really does

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Paul Manning @mobinfiltrator

6 years ago

Want to know why it’s so hard for #cops to be ‘good apples’... It was 2007 and I was assisting a call with an officer I’d never met before. He was from another team working overtime. Right in front of me he broke a kids nose with a punch. The septum was clearly deviated and