Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

MPLS Based Comic. Writer for @thenordly Co-founder of Uproar Performing Arts. https://t.co/Y14XbwDfvx instagram.com/devohnbland/ Minneapolis, MN Joined April 2009

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Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

a year ago

WILDEST SEASON OF THE APPRENTICE EVER!!!!

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Not everyone has a hoe phase. Sometimes you just have a phase where you make a lot of friends with people who aren't attracted to you but could really use a friend like you in their lives. Sometimes you gotta listen to folks talk about their hoe phase and give insight phase

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Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

a year ago

If i've learned anything from this Kendrick VS Drake beef its that you cant be beefing with everyone, you cant have everybody beefin with you. You gotta be creating really good art more than you are beefin with other people. idk

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a year ago

I have no sympathy for lazy whites

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a year ago

I have no sympathy for lazy whites

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Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

a year ago

For my b'day I wanna do a curated movie marathon and if you niggas don't watch movies with me imma be upset

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Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

a year ago

Jacob Frey on a Zipline like

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Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

a year ago

Lowkey it be the people who claim to be the most patriotic that actually hate this county the most. They don't love this country, they don't love the land or the people. They love the institutions and what those institutions stand for.

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a year ago

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a year ago

Preach @tarajiphenson! Project 2025 is a REAL threat to all of us. Every part of it is a wrecking ball for our lives, our families, and our rights. #BETAwards

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Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

a year ago

Muthafuckas be calling themselves meat sacks and flesh sacks, and bags of bones, and walking corpses and then be upset when they don't get invited to shit. Muthafucka I'm only inviting HUMAN BEINGS\ somebody's DOG to my birthday and or dinner party stop asking if I'm mad at you

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Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

a year ago

I literally wouldn't be doin comedy if it wasn't for Trans people. First person that ever paid me to do it was Trans. First comedy show I ever saw I went to with a trans homie. First person in my friend group to see me perform was a friend who is Trans. If you transphobic go die

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Devohn Bland @DevyAbstrakt

a year ago

Niggas talk all this shit about the importance of supporting workers and then do self checkout cuz they don't like interacting with cashiers y'all get on my fuckin nerves