Dick @DickCarComedy
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I called in sick and sent my kid in . #BringYourKidToWorkDay #Binance #buyingcontent #ColumbiaUniversity
I’d still rather be OJ than be Bruce Jenner . #AEWDynamite #OJDead #BruceJenner
The Verdict is in ….,OJ DOA !! #Bridgerton #OJSimpson #Fallout
Who Need’s an Eclipse When Your a Blackout Drunk ? #Iran #Eclipse #Eclipse2024 #earthquake #earthquakenyc
Doctor’s results Yesterday. Terrible News He said I have to stop drinking booze immediately . So yeah it’s Fatal . #BornToPerformSeonghwa #earthquake #twentyonepilots #KimSooHyun
I’m so hideous the only time I’m looking into a mirror is to snort cocaine off it. #24againstpredators #Emile #Pushpa2TheRule #TXT_DejaVu
Conjoined Twins Abby & Brittany Hansel were Married to an Army Veteran today today. I’m guessing a Two Headed Woman Never Shuts Up. #cocainefish #bigbrothernlbe #TrumpBible #Chapter27WithLalisa
Maybe Men Can’t Get Pregnant But We Can Sure as Hell Look Pregnant. #GodzillaxKongTheNewEmpire #HardikPandya #verydarkman #pregnant #biological
With a $17 toll and a $15 Congestion fee on top of that. It looks like they blew up the wrong bridge yesterday . #Bridge #BridgeCollapse #CongestionPricing #NewYorkCity #DestroyingNewYork #migrants #FrancisScottKeyBridgeCollapse
I think the real question we should be asking is if your car plunged into the water does EZ Pass Refund the Toll? #BaltimoreBridgeCollapse #ENGBEL #GEOGRE #EZPass #DiddyDidIt
So He Really was Puff Daddy . #AllRounderLisaDay #Diddler #DiddyRaided #Diddy
Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water! I Blame Diddy!! #baltimorebridge #BridgeCollapse #Diddy #barbiehumana
Finally found a retirement plan that works for me. Never stop working and drop dead by 70. #AustralianGP #chapri #MoscowAttack #Retire #Retirement #dropdead
I’ve gained so much weight . This year fir Halloween , I’m dressing up as Captain North & South America . 🦸🏻 🤡 #HouseOfTheDragon #thursdayvibes #ArvindKejriwal #Marvel #MarvelStudios #CaptainAmerica
You know what? You don’t have to join Planet Fitness to Have Pizza Monday . 🙌🏻🍕🏋🏻♀️ #TrumpIsBrokeAF #deprem #PlanetFitness #Pizza #PizzaMonday
I’m starting to think everything isn’t run by Jews. #FirstDayOfSpring #Bidenflation #BLM #IsraelUnderAttack #caexams #Liema
I didn’t want to get black out drunk on St Patrick’s Day but I felt I owed it to my Half Irish Heritage . 🥃🙌🏻☘️❤️ #StPaddysDay #StPatrickDay #bloodbath #KateMiddleton #ROSE #KateGate
Just got booked for a tour in Haiti . I’m opening for Jimmy Barbecue Cherizier . #Haiti #JimmyBarbecue #BurningMan
RFK Junior wants to pick Jesse Ventura or Aaron Rodgers as His VicePresident . What was Alex Jones To Busy? #RFKJr #AaronRodgers #JesseVentura #AlexJonesShow #Covid_19 #Jets
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