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the really funny thing is that if elon wanted a website called "X" where the only revenue came from shitty scam ads and subscription revenue forked over by his droolingest fans, he could've just started that for like 1/100000th of the cost of buying twitter and ruining it lol
Me telling the homies Barbie was hilarious
Me telling the homies Barbie was hilarious https://t.co/0E1v7XX5q0
New funniest thing to have in your bathroom just dropped
New funniest thing to have in your bathroom just dropped
How is someone selling water without a license affecting anyone’s “quality of life”
How is someone selling water without a license affecting anyone’s “quality of life”
*Donald Trump voice* The Flash movie fans are not happy with me!
*Donald Trump voice* The Flash movie fans are not happy with me!
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@joestando I'm the guy in the back who's like "FUCK 'EM UP, BILLIONS!!"
the really funny thing is that if elon wanted a website called "X" where the only revenue came from shitty scam ads and subscription revenue forked over by his droolingest fans, he could've just started that for like 1/100000th of the cost of buying twitter and ruining it lol
Man one of the things I loved so much about BARBIE is how much they did practically. Impeccable work going on in this movie
Repurposing the beautiful scarves my cousin used for his wedding a decade ago
🛑✋🚧STOP! You have entered a Micheal Ironside Appreciation Zone 🛑✋🚧 👇👇👇👇 All Ironside-heads sound off before continuing further.
The funniest part is both of his parents were successful showbiz people. His mom was a television executive and he was so bad that he still couldn’t get a job. Honestly, outright failing as a nepo baby in Hollywood is kind of an achievement.
reminder that ben shapiro's weird vendetta against hollywood began when he was denied a writing job on 'the good wife'
excuse YOU
my aunt called me bc this dude was rescued from a puppy mill & needed a home so now i have a son. he’s 8 months old, his name is liam & he is BAD!!!!!
@colonelnemo Right?? I probably haven’t listened to the song all the way through in over a decade but it’s two rhyming couplets, it’s not that hard
Really is shocking how many people cannot nail the two line hook or the opening line of Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” in their Instagram captions
oppenheimer has a couple moments that just starkly reveal the psychotic depravity of american imperialism and the gary oldman president calling oppenheimer a pussy for feeling guilty about the bombings is not even the most insane one
Greta Gerwig and Ryan Gosling brutally murdered Matchbox 20 in cold blood. One of the best parts of the film.
Ryan Gosling’s cover of ‘Push’ from ‘BARBIE’ has been released. 🔗: open.spotify.com/album/694IwHsL…
my girlfriend sold her prized barbie toy collection to get me a ticket to oppenheimer this weekend. and i sold my supply of highly enriched uranium to get her a ticket to the barbie movie 😔
“Robert Oppenheimer was just doing self-serving crocodile tears, now Harry Truman, there’s a man who showed contrition for his many crimes” is probably the dumbest Oppenheimer hot take I’ve seen yet and that’s pretty impressive
i don't have much to say for Truman but he was right here. Oppenheimer knew exactly what he was doing and why, his contrition was forced and self serving. At least Truman owned his participation in a nightmare.
Sundays are for chocolate chip pancakes, obvs.