Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

Comedian, writer, behind-the-scenes TV guy, resting surly face. Mainly 🇦🇺 politics and AFL here. 🦁🇷🇴 Stamp nerdery mostly quarantined to @punkphilatelist. Boon Wurrung land, Australia Joined March 2009

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

2 weeks ago

Siri, show me the reaction to a Welcome to Country from someone who doesn’t get it

Aaron ☀️ @WowzaAnderson

2 weeks ago

Siri, show me the reaction to a Welcome to Country from someone who doesn’t get it

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

3 weeks ago

Attn comedians in Australia: you have five days left to apply for a Moosehead Award grant if you think 2026 might be your year... themoosehead.com.au/apply/

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

2 months ago

This game is demonstrating how good a contest the 2024 Grand Final could have been if Heeney had played that day #AFLLionsSwans

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3 months ago

Huge sighs of relief at the Erin Patterson verdict from fictional Asian grocers in Oakleigh, Clayton, or Mount Waverley, or possibly Glen Waverley

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

a year ago

'What Private Health Insurers Don't Tell Older Aussies' is that they're not covered for all the extra fingers they're growing on their right hand

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

a year ago

Just got an email from #Ticketek saying they were hacked and some customers' details may have leaked. Then they charged me a $12.50 Details Leaked In A Hack fee

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

a year ago

Interesting new strategy from Brisbane this year to kick all its goals in one game #AFLLionsTigers

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Melbourne International Comedy Festival @micomfestival

a year ago

The nominations for the 2024 Golden Gibbo, in memory of the late, great Lynda Gibson, are here 📷 We are thrilled to announce Matt Bell, Dougie Baldwin, Granny Bingo, Alex Reynolds, Mel McGlensey, and Helena Ruse & Pippa Mills are this years nominees! comedyfestival.com.au/.../2024-award…

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

2 years ago

Don’t look now but 🇺🇸 blue ticks are now raging that the ‘Report Antisocial Behaviour’ sign in photos of TayTay’s MCG show must be about dobbing in people who aren’t part of the w0kE ageNdA 🤪

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

2 years ago

A huge cricket just fell from the ceiling and sat on my head. Always creeps me out when my fans follow me home from gigs

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

2 years ago

I usually forget to mention when (the AACTA Award-winning) #HardQuiz returns to TV (and ABC iView) and last week was no different. But it’s back! With #TheWeekly for excellent company.

Tom Gleeson @nonstoptom

2 years ago

I usually forget to mention when (the AACTA Award-winning) #HardQuiz returns to TV (and ABC iView) and last week was no different. But it’s back! With #TheWeekly for excellent company.

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Hanine Hassan حنين @Hanine09

2 years ago

Who told you that the 1.5 million displaced Palestinians sheltering in Rafah have nowhere left to go? My family, now in Rafah, has a home in Jaffa, from which we were expelled by a fascist German family. The majority of our people in Gaza have homes to go to, all over Palestine.

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Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans

2 years ago

Outrageous. A dedicated team tries to make a hard quiz show, and all we get is awards for the “comedy” and “entertainment”. It’s like no one takes us seriously. Still, congratulations to everyone involved. It’s no big brass mug, but we must be doing something right.

AACTA @AACTA

2 years ago

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Michael Stipe @stipemichael_

2 years ago

Thats me in the corner

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Sophie McNeill @Sophiemcneill

2 years ago

I just keep coming back to this: The @AlboMP gov has taken stronger action against a UN aid agency & the alleged actions of 12 staff than it has against the Netanyahu gov in the wake of the world's highest court ruling that a genocide case against Israel is 'plausible.' Shame.