Mike McInnis @DrMcInnisDIT
General internist. Amateur trombonist, arranger, painter, and gardener. Quoter of The Simpsons. Connoisseur of bad jokes, funny hats & good music. Texas Joined June 2012-
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Updated vinyl display. The bottom row was arranged like a checkerboard (black/white/black/white), but the top row was arranged so that there is a connection between the albums in each two-album column. Can you spot all 7 connections?
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A “broken” bone is the same as a “fractured” bone. Really. Really really really. Really Really Really. No matter what subtle distinction you make in your own mind, if your doctor says your wrist is “fractured,” that’s the same as “broken.” Really really really really.
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If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important
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Pruritus = itching Pruritis = inflammation of the prur Thus endeth the spelling lesson
See also: “tinnitis,” which is inflammation of the tinn
See also: “tinnitis,” which is inflammation of the tinn
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Yesterday, I asked social media for some tips on an upcoming family trip to Europe. In return, I received a very disappointing comment and had to respond. Please stop treating our healthcare professionals like this. 🎤⏬ #healthcare
I turn 50 in two weeks, and the AARP has chosen violence.
Charge them extra
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My concern is about ALL children's access to asthma medication. Why does your formulary include only nebulized inhaled corticosteroids (Pulmicort) or breath-actuated devices? There are no options for ICS inhalers for children under age 7 or who can't use breath actuated devices.
My concern is about ALL children's access to asthma medication. Why does your formulary include only nebulized inhaled corticosteroids (Pulmicort) or breath-actuated devices? There are no options for ICS inhalers for children under age 7 or who can't use breath actuated devices.
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@Acutepromyeloc1 @Dermin_ I don't get it, one of the top hobbies for doctors is complaining that other specialties don't remember/understand the basics of their field
Does anybody know what age kids learn how to a) throw up IN the toilet and not all over the side of the toilet, and b) how to clean it up for themselves at 10:30 at night? Because apparently the answer is not “16”.
Did the commentator for the Wisconsin/ James Madison game just intentionally slip in a Trading Places reference? “It. Was. The. Dukes! It. Was. The. Dukes!”
This is not what ANYBODY calls a “St Patrick’s Day celebration”
And I complain when my wife takes my kids to get $25 haircuts.
And I complain when my wife takes my kids to get $25 haircuts.
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62K Followers 4K Following Saying the product of the kidneys is urine is like saying the product of a factory is pollution. Urine is a by-product. The product is homeostasis COI: link👇🏼
Steve “JAFERD,MD”.. @Supermansings
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Kaveh MD @thehouseofpod
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Chris Carroll MD @ChrisCarrollMD
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Lakshman Swamy (laxsw.. @laxswamy
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Ken Tegtmeyer, MD, FC.. @pccm_doc
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samsfeelingood @samsfeelinggood
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Columbus University S.. @ColumbusSOM
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UTA Special Collectio.. @spcouta
8K Followers 386 Following @UTArlington Special Collections specializes in historical materials relating to Texas, the U.S. War with Mexico, the cartographic history of Texas, and more!
Reuben Horace DO MBA .. @reubixxcube
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scitimewithtracy @SciTimeTracy
20K Followers 29 Following retired college professor PhD in Microbiology and Immunology #datadrivendiva
The Derms in the Itch.. @Dermin_
1K Followers 628 Following Mainly here to discuss 80s-90s movie soundtracks
City of Arlington @CityOfArlington
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A History of Rock Mus.. @500SongsPodcast
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@DrSandman11 Where’s the third book in the name of the wind series?
@DrSandman11 I just need to cast you in my skits, you keep saying weird things I wanna use
Pruritus = itching Pruritis = inflammation of the prur Thus endeth the spelling lesson
@DGlaucomflecken You can squint if you want to. You can risk going blind, Cause your friends all squint, But if they all squint Buddy they’re NO FRIENDS OF MINE! - The Safety Squint Dance
Cows kill 20-22 people in the United States in a given year. At that rate, it would take roughly two millennia of unabated cow trampling to equal the number of Americans killed by gun violence in a single year. These are not serious people. x.com/heartlandsigna…
Minnesota State Sen. Warren Limmer (R-Maple Grove) says safe gun storage laws will keep farmers from protecting their families against cows. "You even walk too close to a cow, and it'll take you down and trample you into dust."
British Army Humour An innocent typo was made and all parties involved have gotten as much enjoyment as they could out of it! Lt. Colonel Robert Maclaren retired from the British Army in 2001 after a long fulfilling career. On the day that he retired he received a letter from…
@LadyInterlocks “You should see how she scoops her peanut butter, Jerry”
Also true/true if you just finished a 24 hour shift
Clinical pearl: if you’re doing a dementia screening and you ask “What day of the week is it?” and the patient replies, “Today?” that patient probably has a cognitive problem and is covering for it. Even if they give the correct day.
@doctorORbust Musician! But playing the trombone doesn’t pay the bills like medicine does lol
Mario themes on 14 different percussion instruments [📹 Joe Porter]
Without giving your age, post a show you watched as a kid.
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