Drunk Nate Silver @DrunkNateSilve1
Drunk, but not Nate Silver. Joined November 2012-
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I can explain the plot of Lost, but doing so would be below me #drunknatesilver
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken #drunknatesilver
I find standard deviations to be useless #drunknatesilver
When I drink, I tell the bartender EXACTLY when I've had enough and should be cut off #drunknatesilver
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Correction: That would be @DrunkNateSilve1
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My God. There is now a @drunknatesilver profile. #comedygold
I predicted the ending of Sixth Sense after 5 minutes...am no longer welcome at movie night #drunknatesilver
My model tells which of my exes is most likely to answer a 3am booty call #drunknatesilver
When I go to bars, I often take a sip of beer and simply must correct the listed alcohol content on the bottle #drunknatesilver
Last night my model calculated infinity. Twice. #drunknatesilver
My favorite pick-up line: "Hi, my name is Nate Silver." 60% of the time, it works every time #drunknatesilver
I just ran an aggregation of ancient calendars and, like GOP polls, the Mayan's were completely wrong #drunknatesilver
I have calculated exactly what Meatloaf WOULDN'T do for love #drunknatesilver
I just called @taylorswift13 and told her when and where we are going to get back together #drunknatesilver
I tried to model the next time Dick Morris would be right about something, but I had no previous data to aggregate #drunknatesilver
My model correctly predicted how many days it would take for @marcorubio to start running for President: 1 #drunknatesilver
Chances I renegotiate my contract with NYT? 538% #drunknatesilver
The chance I am sober at any point in the next month? 0.0000% #drunknatesilver
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