Jeff @DukeofURL
I make stuff fly, and I have an overdeveloped sense of civic pride Melbourne, FL Joined April 2009-
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Dear US government, I'm a Gen Xer who has been paying into social security my whole working life and I'm just years out from retirement. Give me my fucking money back. ALL OF IT. Regards, M
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mental health tip, don't try to understand the election results, read hot takes, look at exit poll data, etc. your brain will die. political junkies will spend months figuring it out. instead be like me, get off the internet, hang with your buds, play video games, eat hamburger
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Me all day tomorrow
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Look, all I’m saying is that there’s no LEGO series called “Suburb” and I think there’s a reason for that. The children yearn for the City!
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This seems pretty accurate.
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Republicans today
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"You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American" - Reagan, 1988
"You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American" - Reagan, 1988
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Self driving car? > PID loop Rocket that lands itself? > PID loop Hypersonic ICBM? > PID loop Your thermostat? > PID loop
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It’s crazy
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis to President Joe Biden today: “May I please have some of that democratic Socialism that I always pretend to rail against sir?”
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this is the plot of dune
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Removing urban freeways will be one of the great projects of the 21st century. They truly stand as one of this country's greatest mistakes.
Removing urban freeways will be one of the great projects of the 21st century. They truly stand as one of this country's greatest mistakes.
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Sims loading screen advice lol
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