Elmo Uzumaki ⊃ {6'5, 🚣♂️, 🇺🇲} @ElmoTheHokage
Seventh Hokage of the Village Hidden in Your Girl's DMs (parody, plz don't ban me again) training Joined September 2021-
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How am I supposed to respect women that respect themselves so little they are willing to have sex with me?
I have character development I'm just developing into Andrew Tate
I have character development I'm just developing into Andrew Tate
When is the best time to get married and how to bag attractive partners? Here, we build the math model to understand these questions. A man's desirability (D) is modeled as a linear combination of his look and money. Note that there's a point where the man is both poor and ugly.
my only competition is Larry Page and I’m not even sure he can pull a sub 8 2k so I’m feeling pretty good about my place in the world right now
MRW my heinous tweets don't immediately get 6 million views and 40k likes
gm kings and remember: BE THE MAN THE LONGHOUSE THINKS YOU ARE
me when I have to fight her to get that puss
how come dudes be like "no I have a gf" if someone offered you money would u be like "no I have a job"??? BETA BEHAVIOR
I'm the reason your girl didn't text this afternoon
" what are you hitting today, chest, legs?" nah bro, women
You're in her DMs, I stole her catalytic converter STAY HARD
me explaining to the boys how my 16 leg parlay is a lock and we're gonna make all of our losses back (we're in crippling credit card debt)
She's yapping on FaceTime about how I don't treat her right I'm on full screen checking out my jawline THERE'S LEVELS TO THIS SHIT
gm boys, time to grind
doing cardio bc the cardio I wanted to do didn't reply to my message 😮💨
SF Bros chasing after the one woman in the city who isn't poly, blue haired, overweight, or looks like Caroline Ellison
it’s hard being a 10 with no one good enough to share it with
I had a dream I cheated on her, and I never give up on my dreams Time to make it a reality 😎
Beff Jezos — e/acc .. @BasedBeffJezos
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@goth @goth600
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Nemo @thecaptain_nemo
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atlas @creatine_cycle
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｡★ ∴*｡☆⋆ .. @mimi10v3
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10x’er @10x_er
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Martian @space_colonist
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goblin costanza, worm.. @goblinodds
17K Followers 2K Following you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so let's eat dog treats from petco 💎 (they/it) ⚔️
Lewis @ctjlewis
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mattparlmer 🪐 🌷 @mattparlmer
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Fernando 🌺🌌 @zetalyrae
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brooke bowman @gptbrooke
13K Followers 2K Following in my hosting era w/ @vibecamp_ @tnsdotcamp and elsewhere. trying to help build the world i want to live in.
Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼.. @GarrettPetersen
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Grace @milquepoast
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getty @_via_getty_
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anna kw✨ @tenshi_anna
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AUSTIN REAL @itsaustinreal
883 Followers 470 Following we live under a s̵͇̉̀̋̊̀̚ǒ̵̭̗̫͚̜̠̰̔̏̃c̷͓̘͈͓̜͚̫̒͋̊̊̓̿̇͊į̴͉̳̠͈̪̖̩̐̑͗͋̅͌̚͘e̷͍̟̰͙̭̔ͅt̷̢̝̗͓̙͖͔̪̓͋́̀̾͌͊͑͊͜y̷̡̢̜̲͉̆̆͑̃͒ #spaceshost
stokhastik @stokhastik
188 Followers 412 Following PhD student - i like random matrices, integrable probability, and 2d statistical physics. hobbyist in math finance - coach of @OutliersOW
Simurgh of Khwarazm @swilkerson22
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diggonomics @diggonomics
518 Followers 549 Following Private for @dermoreLEI; Kitty Intelligence only.
Kiran (e/🌍) @kirankling
210 Followers 457 Following reflecting light into space to cool the earth @MakeSunsets 🔜 || olympic dreams @CA_RowingClub || b.370ppm
Jon @ZodEnjoyer
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Christopher john (chr.. @WebbChrist38660
2K Followers 6K Following THIS IS A CAMPAIGN ACCOUNT FOR AMERICANS FOR CHANGE 2024. CHRISTOPHER JOHN WEBB FOR PRESIDENT OKDL#W084069189 CHEROKEE NATION CITIZEN 109237
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84 Followers 772 Following Campaign account for AMERICANS FOR CHANGE 2024 CHRISTOPHER JOHN WEBB FOR PRESIDENT A CHEROKEE NATION CITIZEN AND AMERICAN CITIZEN
Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil
88K Followers 907 Following I write about genetics, 'metrics, and demographics. Read my long-form writing at https://t.co/8hgA4nNS2A.
spes.vita @juys777
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populace.ai - chief r.. @populaceai
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69 Followers 261 Following Surgical precision, healing passion ✂️💙 | Dedicated to restoring lives | #SurgeonLife 🏥
Miguel Pineda @MiguelP02488276
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Nic @staleknowledge
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∯ @Thrasymachus5
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Pi Network _ Trần T.. @Tranmai1990
1K Followers 1K Following Tham gia mạng Pi Network từ tháng 2/2021. Pi Network : Loại tiền kỹ thuật số đầu tiên bạn có thể khai thác trên điện thoại của mình.
Max Conradt @max_conradt
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andy @andy_mulach
354 Followers 690 Following
PBS @powerbottomson1
1K Followers 604 Following technoshamanic medical school drop out, transformed by bureaucracy, reborn in the invisible reservoirs of its extravagances. ⚓️🛢🗺
TheRiceRizzler @rice_rizzler
19 Followers 18 Following I'm gonna take ur gf back to my village and show her my rice field
𝐒𝐚𝐦 𝐄𝐚.. @eatingRaisins
542 Followers 439 Following 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐓𝐨𝐲𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 @CurioBeta ⎮ 𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐦 ⛩️ ⎮ 𝐄𝐱-𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐱
aru @arubikscube
693 Followers 3K Following biology simp; previously synthetic biology, currently drug discovery
Antispiral Disrespect.. @frinkiac
274 Followers 525 Following for I tell you if you have autism as a grain of mustard seed, you can move mountains
Alex Caswen @AlexCaswen
222 Followers 637 Following 🫡🟥🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇱🇬🇧🇸🇪🏴🪖🦫📖📈 | Vir fortis via negativa | A curious person with a boring past
llama @llamapuckey
2K Followers 300 Following dripped out anduril injectoor | jpeg chef (artisanal) | analyst at mostarac & co sovereign wealth fund
Dimitri @TheDimitriT
772 Followers 427 Following equal parts apollonian (ml, probabilist, data scientist) and dionysian (bon vivant, reveler, shitposter). “Excellent!” - @nntaleb
Elon Musk @EMusk72589
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siddhesh @sidddddesh
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streetcrappersavant @streetcrapper
0 Followers 7 Following i shit on streets of sf and make hella money doin it
Beff Jezos — e/acc .. @BasedBeffJezos
102K Followers 2K Following chief accelerator & founder @ e/acc // thermodynamic priest // Kardashev gradient climber // memetic warlord // building @extropic_ai
@goth @goth600
50K Followers 7K Following VP, Witchcraft and Propaganda @ 𝕏 | Magic @ 21e8 | “tweets from the void” -redacted
10x’er @10x_er
28K Followers 1K Following ai, muay thai, running, lifting, climbing and still like 10 of your best guys at the office
Lewis @ctjlewis
27K Followers 15K Following Founder @SpellcraftAI. Prev @Walmart @McDonalds. Almae matres @Wikipedia @YouTube @Coursera.
Grace @milquepoast
15K Followers 967 Following for why do you post except for what it says about you
Kat @KKajderowicz
10K Followers 8K Following PhD’ing • interested in neurotech, healthspan/lifespan extension & AI @age1vc
TheRiceRizzler @rice_rizzler
19 Followers 18 Following I'm gonna take ur gf back to my village and show her my rice field
PBS @powerbottomson1
1K Followers 604 Following technoshamanic medical school drop out, transformed by bureaucracy, reborn in the invisible reservoirs of its extravagances. ⚓️🛢🗺
llama @llamapuckey
2K Followers 300 Following dripped out anduril injectoor | jpeg chef (artisanal) | analyst at mostarac & co sovereign wealth fund
Anoop Sonar @snoopsonar
2K Followers 667 Following techno-optimist, robotics phd student @mit @princeton ‘21
siddhesh @sidddddesh
288 Followers 1K Following ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid
Dimitri @TheDimitriT
772 Followers 427 Following equal parts apollonian (ml, probabilist, data scientist) and dionysian (bon vivant, reveler, shitposter). “Excellent!” - @nntaleb
Squirtle @squirtle_says
7K Followers 1K Following just a friendly neighborhood squirtle aspiring to be a blastoise. @time person of the year, lead shitposter @joinwarp, ex-anti-anti-misinformation @piratewires
Dan Hoffman @thedanhoffman
140 Followers 119 Following prev uiuc math, cur intel, next depends. dms open. https://t.co/BCZvKTrc6e
nim @nim_chimpsky_
3K Followers 832 Following Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.
Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil
88K Followers 907 Following I write about genetics, 'metrics, and demographics. Read my long-form writing at https://t.co/8hgA4nNS2A.
Ritwik Raha @ritwik_raha
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ℝyan @burrhhh
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fellow ⚚ traveler �.. @architectonyx
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andi (e/alb) @Nexuist
8K Followers 2K Following The story so far: In the beginning Bill Clinton gave him a green card. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
Blockchain Supply Iss.. @HalfAcreBTCFarm
2K Followers 2K Following Engineer the human genome. Colonize space. Build affordable exothermic fusion. 🚀 Tech-optimist in a wordcel world.
cider @jeffreycider
3K Followers 393 Following my purpose in life is to forget linear algebra 2x a year
it’s time to build (an anthology of unreadable jupyter notebooks)
@ElmoTheHokage well at least you know they can take a joke
people dont even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this
The people who've declared any effect they feel to be small is meaningless probably wouldn't abstain from chemotherapy if they got cancer. But, I'm told, a 90% increase in survival is like a correlation of 0.5 and that's too small to care about or have real world significance.
@ccfcod @_BasedBritannia she’s got a nice 3-series wagon though
@magdajtaylor Would have swiped right expecting to get my ass eaten not to ruin a marriage 😞
@RenaisRomanus I was considering this, but then imagine how cucked youd feel when she notices you drop 3 inches upon taking them off
@vers_laLune But wait incel..Now is your chance introducing the latest in inceltech and looksmaxxing, we have the Rizzsoles 😈 , not to be confused w jumpsoles. Your female won’t even know 🤫
@spoonedher @ElmoTheHokage he is literally who I use as a mental reference for not having character development if I was his height lmao
choosing to be grateful to the Lord for not making me 6'4 bc you wouldn't be able to to tell me shit. I'd be a menace. I would have had zero character development. I needed to be humbled
This guy became the richest man in the world selling tea to the British.
If the powder that comes with chicken flavor Ramen noodles was rare everyone would agree that it's the best tasting substance in the world.
If the powder that comes with chicken flavor Ramen noodles was rare everyone would agree that it's the best tasting substance in the world.
turns out this was just allergies?
costar and anduril both being haskell shops is one of the funniest PL horseshoe theory things i can imagine
Learn Haskell. Come weaponize Haskell at Anduril.
if you attend a protest of any sort pls be careful no matter how good you believe your judgement is youll trade some of it for the judgment of the crowd youre in when people are angry and in a crowd theyll go along with behaviors they wouldnt normally
The number of privately owned airports has boomed lately. Not only that, but private equity (PE) firms have also started buying them up. So what happens when private equity takes over? Short🧵
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