Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

Daughter, sister, friend, aunt, knitter, nap-taker, coffee drinker, music fan, world traveler. The original Stage Dive wife. Luckiest fucking girl in the world. Portland, OR Joined March 2017

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

7 years ago

@Jerrypleasure

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

8 years ago

the human likes to cover my eyes with my ears. and pretend there’s been a power outage. i go along with this. because it makes them very happy

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

8 years ago

I could watch this all day.

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@wilgriaus @WesthaverEmily @DannyG559_ @astrarchi @AlyssaNakayla “What SHE said is always taken more seriously?” What the unholy fuck are you talking about? We just saw a woman testify in a senate hearing that a man had sexually assaulted her...after which he was appointed to the Supreme Court. What was that? Her being taken more seriously?

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

8 years ago

@etdragon Hahahahahahahahahaha, my husb had a dream that I wore all his shirts and he was real life mad at me.

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

8 years ago

@etdragon @Improbable42 OMG. 😍😍😍

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8 years ago

@chrissyteigen Because I’m married and who cares. 😂🤣😍

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

I could tell you some but I’m sworn to secrecy. #MyLipsAreSealed x.com/kyliescottbook…

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

OMG. David and I saw this in NYC last year and I am obsessed. Not *THIS* obviously. That would be odd. x.com/hamiltonmusica…

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9 years ago

When you see @alyankovic and @Lin_Manuel, thank them for the remix. Every cast of Hamilton jams out to March’s #Hamildrop, The Hamilton Polka.

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

God, someone get Kate Middleton an incredibly well-deserved pair of yoga pants. 7 hours after squeezing out a baby and she’s walking around in heels and a dress. She looks better seven hours after giving birth than I did on my freakin’ wedding day.

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

Anne got the cutest pixie cut I’ve ever seen. She is so pretty and glowy right now. She and Mal go for the gender reveal ultrasound tomorrow.

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

BREAKING: BEN IS AN ADULT. Film at 11.

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

It’s actually a duplex. They are converting the first floor of the next-door part into studio space. Ben is going to try producing. The upstairs, which has its own entrance, is 2 bedrooms and will probably rent for $1250-1500 a month.

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

All this is to say: BEN NICHOLSON IS A HOMEOWNER. We are all dropping dead from shock over here.

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

This weekend, they bought a 5 bedroom, 3 1/2 bath brownstone in The Pearl. It is literally the cutest place on this earth.

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Ev_Ferris @EvFerris

9 years ago

Ben is hella cheap, you guys. If he could feasibly wear used shoes, he would. Anyway: I know what they paid for this apartment. $840. Not exactly MTV Cribs material if you know what I’m saying.