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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

Late night jokes for late night folks favstar.fm/users/EveningJ… after news/before infomercials Joined April 2016
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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

@ofctimallen @LastManABC how many hosts have you done this to? Is this fun for you? Oh, moving on to boats are we?

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

@ofctimallen From that @LastManABC clip we can all see this wasn't made for anyone here. For whom was it made?

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

@ActuallyNPH If @jimmyfallon tussles your pubes it absolves your dick of all past sins.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

You can now buy stock in @JoseCuervo, for anyone drunk enough to think Jimmy is the right Buffet to go to for investment advice.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

You can now buy stock in @JoseCuervo. Would a joke about how tequila makes anything look like a good option be derivative?

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

@SusanSsteckov @JustAlexComedy Steve Harvey famously announced the wrong winner of a beauty pageant. It's a joke.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

I assume they also learned not to compare menopausal women to killer whales. news.google.com/news/amp?caurl…

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

Scientists have discovered a new organ in the human digestive system, just like your mom did last night.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

Scientists have discovered a new organ in the human digestive system. Here's hoping it's also in cows so we get a new kind of taco.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

A cardinal called opening a McDonald's next to the Vatican a "perverse decision", apparently he's the only one who gets to put seed on buns.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

In a related lawsuit, John Lennon's family is suing paper. news.google.com/news/amp?caurl…

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

The UK has approved making babies from two women and a man. Scientists worry when the embyro's hers and hers and his, three's company too.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

Soon @Uber cars will have colored lights so they're easier to spot, which is great for the 5% of the time they're actually within eyesight.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

The @WynnLasVegas is installing Amazon Alexa in every room. What happens in Vegas ... stays permanently stored in the Amazon cloud.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

Audis can now tell you when red lights in Vegas will turn green. But can they tell the drunk tourist in front of me? abcnews.go.com/Technology/wir…

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

A 70-mile-long crack has opened up in Antarctica near Chile, solidifying South America as the Earth's tramp stamp.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

A 70 mile crack has opened up in Antarctica. Maybe Trump will believe in climate change now that he has something to grab Mother Earth by.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

A new app tells you about the @WhiteHouse when pointed at a $1 bill, or about the Clinton administration if that bill is near a stripper.

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Johnny Evening @EveningJohnny

10 years ago

Scientists have finally solved the mystery of a molasses flood that happened nearly 100 years ago. Well, that was fast.

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