Expat_Matt @Expat_Matt
A razor toothed gree-worm. Attempted wonk. Successful smuggler. Not a reply guy, a replier extraordinaire. A beach in Rosarito Joined July 2017-
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Nobody believes this.
People keeping saying Chip Roy is a serious guy Stop saying this. When you do it, you seem less serious.
People keeping saying Chip Roy is a serious guy Stop saying this. When you do it, you seem less serious.
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This guy's onto something.
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“We’ve been fighting this for centuries. We will never be part of Russia.” Georgians are making a bold stand against their Kremlin-friendly government
AZGOP just wants to lose huh?
Oh my it's a murder!
We continue to inch closer to Twitter becoming Adult Friend Finder.
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This is totally normal.
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Anti-Russian protests in Georgia now spreading to other cities. Batumi.
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he has a new tailor in gotham
he has a new tailor in gotham
This isn't a protest, this is some kink sh*t.
This isn't a protest, this is some kink sh*t.
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Snowden is very comfortable tweeting about how America is a "police state," but can't manage to say the same about his new home country, Russia. I wonder why that is?
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Wait how could it be visual and oral unless they mea—
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I'm old enough to remember when Thomas Massie said about voters who voted for him, Rand Paul and Trump "they weren't voting for libertarian ideas—they were voting for the craziest son of a bitch in the race. And Donald Trump won best in class, as we had up until he came along."
I'm old enough to remember when Thomas Massie said about voters who voted for him, Rand Paul and Trump "they weren't voting for libertarian ideas—they were voting for the craziest son of a bitch in the race. And Donald Trump won best in class, as we had up until he came along."
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I see the effort to just completely forget that all aspects of 2020 occurred continues.
I see the effort to just completely forget that all aspects of 2020 occurred continues.
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Several of my moots have politics very much dissimilar from mine. I like them for other reasons… Try it sometime, especially in your personal life.
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"He's had a cordial face-to-face interaction with a Democrat! He can't be trusted! Uniparty! Uniparty!"
"He's had a cordial face-to-face interaction with a Democrat! He can't be trusted! Uniparty! Uniparty!"
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Interesting that the Murdochs are now on the "bad" list.
Trump reposted this meme on Truth Social this morning, which reminded me that MSN is a thing that still technically exists
The Big Gal found a pal at the dog park.
@Expat_Matt His inevitable Big Mad Tweet about it should be a hoot.
Men are clearly too emotional to govern.
MIKE JOHNSON appears to be in a moderately heated conversation with CHIP ROY at the moment. ROY is now screaming at House Republican leadership floor staff.
I'm a first generation college grad who is unreasonably proud of where she went to school and I don't know where my diploma is. It's a piece of paper.
A guy who’d been homeless completed a program that helped him find a job, and he told me he’d hung the certificate on his wall “Like I’m sure you did with your high school diploma.” And it got me thinking about how this kind of “I don’t care about my diploma” flex looks to others
Conan Explains What Happened To His Body After “Hot Ones” | Conan O'Brie... youtu.be/8qt67uXXlzc?si… via @YouTube
These people really are entirely out of touch with reality, aren't they?
Literally laughed out loud at this photo of me. SPORTS
You look inside and its just printouts of my tweets
Imagine if “asian” was replaced by black in this post.
@KenGardner11 Biden is investing in field offices. Trump is not.
“I like him because he pisses off the right people”
rarely do you see the horseshoe made so visible
Kristi Noem reminds constituents that she has not murdered “a majority” of her dogs
Are you a Lowe's American or a Home Depot American?
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Disney making literally any creative decision:
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