Graham D @FakeGrahamD
I am not the @RealGrahamD this is just a parody account. Avoid hangovers stay drunk. Joined October 2012-
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@RealGrahamD @olatimee name your baby ashtray so her nickname is ash & when ppl say oh! Short for Ashley she'll hve to explain its ashtray
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd stick my dick in your ass
I heard you were a Gryffonwhore because you let every wizard Slitheren
I don't play guitar, but I'd sure love to pluck your g-string
@MacMiller I missed you, now write a song about our friendship
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quit playa-hatin'
Imagine my penis in your vagenis, don't that make you squeamish?
Don't touch my dick while we're kissing bitch
I'm not funny eh? I'll show you funny, I'll find a bitch dressed up like a clown and shove my peen in her geen until she screams I'm a fiend
@mattarmy33 you used to be funny when your alarm wasn't going off like an annoying time bomb, I'm gonna break down your door and smash it
If you're gonna try to kiss me, leave my lips out of it. Kiss my dick instead
@meaganbrookee @realgrahamd I want to smash pumpkins, read porn mags and chug bottles of Ciroc #youngstudgraham
@Derekmulder @kaytait12 @katedionne @olatimee I like all of them and I like high fives and when people tickle me with feathers
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