DAVID REY MARTINEZ @Fatdocdee
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN SUPER LONELY?! ON EARTH Joined October 2011-
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@AmyCurrul NO!!! EVERYONE'S JOURNEY IS DIFFERENT
@Giants I'M SAD BECAUSE IM A TRUE FAN AND I WOULD RATHER BE 2-15 AS LONG AS THE WINS ARE AGAINST THE @dallascowboys
SO @Giants STADIUMS SOUNDS LIKE A @dallascowboys HOME GAME
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3-Star Classic or 5-Star Contemporary Kang the Conqueror inspired by Marvel Studios’ #AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania? Which version of this fearsome time-traveling entity do you like (fear) the most? mpq.social/k35i
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Good Morning. It’s time to stop watering negative behavior and begin to nurture positive thoughts
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Interviewing comedian and fellow Jets fan @chasingkeith talking #TakeFlight and predicting the score of Sunday’s game vs the Bengals Comment with your prediction for the game
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What you wear to the comedy club matters 🤣🤣
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As curiosity abt & debate over AI art heated up this summer, I had the chance to speak w the creators of Huxley, billed as closer-to-sentient than others of its ilk. Then put 5 questions to the AI, which answered w images. 🙏 to editor @Chris_Byrd & co superrare.com/magazine/2022/…
TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE A FUN NIGHT OF COMEDY!!! @ Essence Bar & Restaurant instagram.com/p/CgwwvldASQ_/…
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An evergreen tweet
Currently on the "I'm depressed and therefore don't have the energy/desire to do things" to "I've wasted my entire summer and now I'm even MORE depressed" pipeline
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My boy said Bellichick only has sex with his wife if she’s wearing a sideline sweater 😂😂😂
Currently on the "I'm depressed and therefore don't have the energy/desire to do things" to "I've wasted my entire summer and now I'm even MORE depressed" pipeline
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