Felonious Musk @FeloniousMusk
An honest musk. Handjob absolutist. Parodies nuts. $TSLAQ In the deserts of Sudan Joined September 2020-
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BREAKING: Tesla announces they will deliver next-gen vehicles sooner by making them current-gen-but-cheaper. $TSLA up 10% in celebration.
In today's Daily Dose of Dumb, the ever-dwindling faithful are expecting an imminent FSD licensing deal and predicting that by 2030 $TSLA will be building all the factories for the small handful of other automakers still in business. "Elon is 10 steps ahead of everyone."
In today's Daily Dose of Dumb, the ever-dwindling faithful are expecting an imminent FSD licensing deal and predicting that by 2030 $TSLA will be building all the factories for the small handful of other automakers still in business. "Elon is 10 steps ahead of everyone."
🚨🚨🚨 $TSLA earnings call transcript leaks early! 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 $TSLA earnings call transcript leaks early! 🚨🚨🚨
Somebody is gamma squeezing $TSLA to draw in suckers to pad the fall 👀
Somebody is gamma squeezing $TSLA to draw in suckers to pad the fall 👀
The lower $TSLA goes, the fewer people will keep believing and buying the dips, the more people will use any bounce to exit, and the more shares Tesla will need to issue to raise the same dollars to keep the lights on. Few understand this. $TSLAQ
When $TSLA “beats” consensus tomorrow:
$tsla closed out very green, $219.35 per share. Bears were telling me $tsla will go to $185, $150, $140.
On today's SFYL LIVE Space, despondent $TSLA bagholders are speculating Robotaxi could launch sooner by having a game controller 'like the Titanic sub' to allow passengers to take over from the back seat when self-driving hits an edge case. My parody is redundant. $TSLAQ $TSLAQ
On today's SFYL LIVE Space, despondent $TSLA bagholders are speculating Robotaxi could launch sooner by having a game controller 'like the Titanic sub' to allow passengers to take over from the back seat when self-driving hits an edge case. My parody is redundant. $TSLAQ $TSLAQ
People posting flexes of Cybertrucks very slowly doing things a stock Subaru Crosstrek can easily do is my favorite Xitter genre.
People posting flexes of Cybertrucks very slowly doing things a stock Subaru Crosstrek can easily do is my favorite Xitter genre.
Unlimited Robotaxis is the new unlimited demand. Bull narrative secured. $TSLA $TSLAQ
Unlimited Robotaxis is the new unlimited demand. Bull narrative secured. $TSLA $TSLAQ
@Dervisher1 Elno just has brainfart ideas and tweets them out and the cult clap like barking seals
The Tesla Next Amazing Product will over time allow you to shift narrative to anywhere on pure hopium for no R&D cost $TSLA $TSLAQ
The Tesla Next Amazing Product will over time allow you to shift narrative to anywhere on pure hopium for no R&D cost $TSLA $TSLAQ
When will $TSLA stock be in double digits?
Unfortunately, very heavy $TSLA bags require that my visit to South Africa be a one-way flight.
Unfortunately, very heavy $TSLA bags require that my visit to South Africa be a one-way flight.
Elon Musk wants you to give him a $50B raise while he can't even be bothered to come up with new $TSLA stock pumps. $TSLAQ
Elon Musk wants you to give him a $50B raise while he can't even be bothered to come up with new $TSLA stock pumps. $TSLAQ https://t.co/Q7lRJ3rnUQ
Toyota 4Runner starts at $6,942 (after estimated insurance, tire and battery replacement, car wash damage, FSD curb-rash savings) $TSLA $TSLAQ
Toyota 4Runner starts at $6,942 (after estimated insurance, tire and battery replacement, car wash damage, FSD curb-rash savings) $TSLA $TSLAQ
Wait. Fewer than 4,000 Cybertrucks have actually been sold and delivered to actual buyers? Tesla shareholders have invested *billions* of dollars and we’ve all endured hundreds of hours of media for this? AYFKM? Biggest common knowledge destruction in fin’l world since Enron.
Wait. Fewer than 4,000 Cybertrucks have actually been sold and delivered to actual buyers? Tesla shareholders have invested *billions* of dollars and we’ve all endured hundreds of hours of media for this? AYFKM? Biggest common knowledge destruction in fin’l world since Enron.
.@Tesla's biggest supporters were saying publicly that FSD v11 was "awesome" and "incredible" and so on. But in private they turned it off and drove manually because it was terrible and it kept trying to crash, as I kept saying. Now they say the same great things about v12...
.@Tesla's biggest supporters were saying publicly that FSD v11 was "awesome" and "incredible" and so on. But in private they turned it off and drove manually because it was terrible and it kept trying to crash, as I kept saying. Now they say the same great things about v12...
I felt a great disturbance in the Cult, as if millions of $TSLA weekly call options suddenly cried out in terror and expired worthless.
I felt a great disturbance in the Cult, as if millions of $TSLA weekly call options suddenly cried out in terror and expired worthless.
The $TSLA cult has to be the dumbest cult ever. Imagine caring so much for a $56 billion package for a drug addict CEO that shitposts on $TWTR all day. Imagine actually wanting to dilute shareholders by 10% A deal is a deal? Where are the robotaxis? Semis? Roadsters? 4680 cells?
Motorhead @BradMunchen
20K Followers 2K Following Automotive Long/Short. Don't follow me if you don't like shit posts about Musk & Tesla. More balanced takes on Tesla here: https://t.co/8lbZs0zwTU
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Taylor Ogan @TaylorOgan
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Yolo𝕏ing of $TSLAQ.. @yoloption
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Emperors Without Clot.. @ClothesTesla
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Tesla is a fraud @TeslaFraud
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Peter @peterhandlebar
723 Followers 672 Following The wise man knows he knows nothing, the foolish man thinks he knows it all...
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fly4dat @fly4dat
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13K Followers 202 Following I am a trader and investor with over 25 years of experience in the securities industry, mostly in equities and options. Xitter sucks; Threads rules.
Montana Skeptic @Mont.. @montana_skeptic
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Rick Bomstein @BomsteinRick
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E.W. Niedermeyer @Tweetermeyer
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Yolo𝕏ing of $TSLAQ.. @yoloption
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252K Followers 1K Following Account no longer active, as explained here: https://t.co/eS3eVGe4jE All other green chickens are impostors. DMs checked infrequently.
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573 Followers 2K Following Arbiter of reality. I don't discuss anything related to my investments nor income, as that would cloud my judgement. No 🩳s. Cult/MLM fascination. N628TS
Frankie Machine @flylefty68
154 Followers 394 Following Here to listen and learn. And be a little snarky.
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1K Followers 88 Following Pedantic A-hole. Not investment advice. Not any kind of advice. All tweets/posts/replies are my opinion only. Do your own due diligence. Time wasters: GFY.
a consumer @CultofMusk
582 Followers 258 Following Tesla Model 3 owner | I got #musked 😪| Serving my country by fighting delusion | $TSLAQ
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413 Followers 505 Following Award-winning bird. Dropping insights & poop. Discussing society, economy, tech & watching Elon lead us to the future, next year! All-in $TSLA investor.
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Sari Not Sari Dr. Elo.. @xenomorpher1
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@FeloniousMusk Based on his all in including all possible margin posts, he's probably paying over 100 grand a year in margin interest, his stupidity is dumbfounding.
@FeloniousMusk Longs should reconsider their position when the CEO is obviously not playing with a full deck.
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