TalesFromTheFuture @talesftf
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Pop quiz: Name a company who’s CEO that has used a slur but wasn’t fired. Name a company whose CEO spends his time shitposting but is demanding $56B. Name a company who has promised robotaxis 5 years ago and is being investigated for its failure. Name a company who claims…
@JosephOnions True. Another good example: Setting up a new, rival AI company (#xAI) while claiming that he will turn his current company (a plain EV manufacturer) into an AI leader. Non-competitive clauses where? $TSLA $TSLAQ
@JosephOnions True. Another good example: Setting up a new, rival AI company (#xAI) while claiming that he will turn his current company (a plain EV manufacturer) into an AI leader. Non-competitive clauses where? $TSLA $TSLAQ
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$TSLA BULLS NEED TO PAY THIS GUY $55B RIGHT NOW TO LEAD THIS COMPANY
Never trust a $TSLA fanboi when they post (highly edited) successful FSD or smart summon trips. FSD has caused numerous crashes and deaths. This is actually what happens when you trust Tesla and use smart summon .. #FAFO
Never trust a $TSLA fanboi when they post (highly edited) successful FSD or smart summon trips. FSD has caused numerous crashes and deaths. This is actually what happens when you trust Tesla and use smart summon .. #FAFO https://t.co/GXaJfGJ70v
$TSLAQ / @BradMunchen I start with a PPE reconcilation for Tesla now because it is the bellweather for how fraudy the quarter/FYE will be. And this one is AMAZINGLY fraudy. Brad, this is where the magic margins are. (1)
$TSLAQ I have tried to explain this recon in the past from the cash flow statement. Never worked. This is a final try. This is the PPE/Depreciation vs non-cash financing found in the balance sheet for 2022. First the PPE/Accumulated depreciation calculation. (1)
This vid of a $TSLA CT owner raging at some kids mocking his WankPanzer™ is funny His unhinged rage is bcoz he's driving a 100k vehicle he thought would finally make him cool. He's never been cool, ever. Now he's stuck with a WankerTanker™ that's fast becoming a joke worldwide
Meme time. $TSLA $TSLAQ
I’m gonna go with bullish! 🙃 $tsla
$TSLA “If somebody doesn't believe Tesla is going solve to autonomy…they should not be an investor in the company” (Musk on earnings call) -CFO quits and liquidates holdings -senior VP quits and liquidates holdings -BoD member files new 10b-5 plan Take the hint 😏
@CuriousPejjy You are shooting yourself in the foot. Because “your” CEO is talking the absurd bonus package AND half of the new pump story (“Tesla is an AI / robotics company”) to his new venture #xAI. Massive conflicts of interest. White-collar fraud at the highest level imo. $TSLA $TSLAQ
This former $TSLA C-Suite executive is selling virtually all his shares, but I’m sure FSD and robotaxis are right around the corner…
Tesla is only receiving data from 18% of Autopilot crashes - it's hardly surprising that they claim it's "safer than a human driver"
How can Tesla Motors claim that their technology is “safer than a human” while only logging 18% of crashes? This is criminal:
@Guruleaks1 @xai @elonmusk @OpenAI $TSLA / Elon Musk - Fraud Secured? - funding secured - robotaxi capital raise / economics - appreciating assets - Tesla profits/accounting - new models - deliveries won’t be down - profit and cash flow aren’t collapsing - board and Elon didn’t break fiduciary duties / pump&dump
"10 Figures That Show Tesla Is Completely Uninvestable Right Now" $TSLA $TSLAQ fool.com/investing/2024…
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@talesftf One of the reasons I did not buy a TSLA when I could. Not giving my money to this idiot if I can help it. Got a Mustang EV instead.
In 2025, I expect Tesla to release a Model 3 Hatchback with dual casting and a structural battery pack using 4680 cells. Giga Texas and Giga Berlin are designed to produce this model. I think that's the new model Tesla is talking about. The compact car will probably be delayed…
I have no idea if this is right, but I know one thing for sure: Here in the U.S., hatchback sedans are a TINY market. The vast majority of buyers want either SUVs or sedans with trunks. $TSLA
In 2025, I expect Tesla to release a Model 3 Hatchback with dual casting and a structural battery pack using 4680 cells. Giga Texas and Giga Berlin are designed to produce this model. I think that's the new model Tesla is talking about. The compact car will probably be delayed…
Pop quiz: Name a company who’s CEO that has used a slur but wasn’t fired. Name a company whose CEO spends his time shitposting but is demanding $56B. Name a company who has promised robotaxis 5 years ago and is being investigated for its failure. Name a company who claims…
The board is full of AI heavyweights, including the CEOs of Microsoft, Google and IBM — bringing together fierce competitors and egos in an effort to ensure AI works in the national interest. Not Included: Pretendgineer @elonmusk
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is one of a select group of AI leaders handpicked by Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas to join a new federal Artificial Intelligence Safety and Security Board. trib.al/cUvyyrj
If this is correct, #China is making a big mistake by choosing the wrong side of history. #ArmUkraineToWin
@Manhattva @helicondarkstar who was so hurt that he backed up?
Incel gets butt hurt when people mock him for driving a Cybertruck. $TSLA
Had two cyclists in their 20's, one with an awful moustache yell at me as I was driving by, "F*** Elon Musk! Enjoy your recalls! I backed up, and said "Is there anything you want to say to my face? They wimp out gave a half hearted apology and I started to drive off. Then…
@AnchorInvestor He acts like a liar. Always aggressive. Zero communication, only verbal attack.
@talesftf @JosephOnions Non competitive clause are fascist. Musk is just using public resources for his personal gains . There is nothing wrong to enrich yourself by stealing from others. It is integral to the character of our nation.
@talesftf Elmo was scared to spar Mark Zuckerberg lol. Keyboard warriors par excellence.
Without FSD, $TSLA would be worth $30 tops at 12X $2.5 2025 EPS. Yet we are only down 1% even though 80% of the valuation is at risk. If there was a greater than 1/80 chance of that 80% going to zero, then we’d be in trouble. I place the odds at double digits. How does any of…
Remember when you lost 40% in 4 months this year while I made even more than 40% by owning $TSLA puts? I do. It was awesome. 😎
@BradMunchen Remember when “Brad” shorted Tesla at $19/share ♿️♿️☠️☠️
@BillSaiWen @AnchorInvestor @UmmmSureBud Alright you’re definitely a parody😂
@AnchorInvestor @UmmmSureBud In south Africa that is not as bad a word as it is in the United States. A lot of people have no respect for cultural differences and thing everywhere is exactly like where they live
@AnchorInvestor That’s such a significant screenshot 📸🧐📚🕰️
@fodiographer @lacroixboi6969 @esjesjesj Because the type of person who will pay money to beta test FSD are the exact type of person who, even when presented with clear signs that it is in no way ready for unassisted autonomous driving, will laud it for “solving autonomous driving”
@esjesjesj full self driving is the end of the scam. he's always known this and so far has always had that little carrot on a stick. seems like we're at the end of the stick
Elon only reacts this way when people are telling the truth. I’ve never been more sure that Tesla is fucked than I am now
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