Tess Laqué @laque_tess
I saw how crazy Elon was long before Ross Gerber Joined July 2019-
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PlayStation has over 100 million GPUs sitting idle during school hours on home internet GB plans w low latency IP for online gaming but, sure, $TSLA is going to do something magic with their lowest-cost possible $25k car CPUs. Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
PlayStation has over 100 million GPUs sitting idle during school hours on home internet GB plans w low latency IP for online gaming but, sure, $TSLA is going to do something magic with their lowest-cost possible $25k car CPUs. Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
Now do the Electric Messiah
Now do the Electric Messiah
😂
100% They will never be more efficient than a specialized robot.
100% They will never be more efficient than a specialized robot.
Both Elon and this Nio video is full of it. There is no reason to use humanoid robots to build cars (not beyond PR stunts anyway). A regular industrial robot can do the same things ten times faster.
Both Elon and this Nio video is full of it. There is no reason to use humanoid robots to build cars (not beyond PR stunts anyway). A regular industrial robot can do the same things ten times faster.
The hero the world needs 💪💪💪
Tesla Earnings summary:
I was told it would come built in
I was told it would come built in
Macro Baby
No monitors, shit chairs, this is a fucking prison
"Luxury car"
Wouldn't it just be easier to get rid of all the screens, fine phone users and make people better drivers?
Wouldn't it just be easier to get rid of all the screens, fine phone users and make people better drivers?
I was told the increase of FSD would make Teslas appreciating assets
I was told the increase of FSD would make Teslas appreciating assets
Lmao
This is not something to you re-tweet with pride
This is not something to you re-tweet with pride
$100 000 vehicle
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Peaceful walk home from work tonight. I never feel overcrowded in Shenzhen, despite it having 3x the population of NYC.
PlayStation has over 100 million GPUs sitting idle during school hours on home internet GB plans w low latency IP for online gaming but, sure, $TSLA is going to do something magic with their lowest-cost possible $25k car CPUs. Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
BYD has more people in R&D than the rest of the auto industry outside of China, COMBINED. And we are starting to see what they’ve been up to.
Americans respond to the US trying to upgrade public infrastructure.
@laque_tess And certainly not faster:
@rajuvamsi007 @yilunzh Musk has for years constantly eluded to having access to some future version of FSD that will blow people's minds, and when the public finally gets access to it, it's nothing like what Musk described. This happens over and over and over.
Good point. @Tesla $TSLAQ
@munster_gene Never said "next gen". Just "lower cost models"...like cheaper variants of 3/Y
Lada?
1 Large Automaker is in discussion with Tesla about licensing FSD!
$TSLA conference calls continue to amaze me! Has there ever been a $100 billion+ market cap company (much less one still > $400 billion) that spewed so much nonsense about things such as "Optimus" and "robotaxis"??? Lol, this is PINK SHEET PENNY-STOCK STUFF!
BREAKING: Elon musk says he expects the first Robotaxis to be rolled out by late 2019.
Musk spewing the same absolute bullshit about $TSLA autonomy on this call that he's been spewing for eight years is beyond hilarious! And even FUNNIER is that anyone would BELIEVE it!
My god he’s desperate
$TSLA TESLA CEO SAYS WE SHOULD BE VALUED AS AI ROBOTICS COMPANY, NOT AUTO COMPANY
Tesla Earnings summary:
@Rothmus Biggest ponzi scheme ever. Maybe AI and robots will save it though.
How do people sit in the same room as Musk listen to this garbage without leaning over the table and leaving their hand print indented on his cheek?
It's official. Reuters wasn't lying.
Wonder which would be worse for TSLA: 1) Musk speaking during the call today. 2) Musk ditching the call today.
5 years later none of this real
Everything Elon Musk Said At Tesla's Autonomy Day.