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Crap Dates @FirstDateHell

If you've had a bad first date, send us a tweet summing it up. The best (or, rather, the worst) will appear here. Operated by @rhodri crapdates.co.uk Crying in the toilets Joined August 2011
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KaPosha @Dlover4everX

12 years ago

@FirstDateHell he said I was too perfect and then started giving me his single friends numbers, one came and he left, I gave him some fries

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KaPosha @Dlover4everX

12 years ago

@FirstDateHell went on a first date with a guy I met on a dating app, first he criticized my hair and then insisted that I eat more popcorn

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Ali Roberts @birdcityy

12 years ago

@FirstDateHell He didn't know who Paul McCartney was...

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The Great and Ghoulish Gourdy! @GourdClae

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell She was nervous I wouldn't like her dress. It was so good I wanted a pic, she punched me taking pic,I spent date in hospital.

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Crap Dates @FirstDateHell

13 years ago

Aforementioned Channel4 documentary team seeks the weirdest message you've received from an enquiring suitor: tinyurl.com/c49jlxm

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Crap Dates @FirstDateHell

13 years ago

Some nice folk making a show for Channel 4 are looking for tales of awkward, hilarious, or dramatic dates: ow.ly/jM5nG

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DatesWithKate @DatesWithKate

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell I was put into a headlock by a policeman for insulting Brett Favre.

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Sir Webblyingworth Brian Squirrelingtonshire 🐿 @WebSquirrel

13 years ago

.@rhodri 2nd date, had argument about whether Ghosts were real or not, not I said. Atmosphere mostly hostile. Never saw her again #baddates

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Crap Dates @FirstDateHell

13 years ago

So, @doingsome_thing are doing this preposterous London dating project. Female places sold out, single men welcome: bit.ly/YQqoOJ

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Phil @Unofficial_Phil

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell Last year, girl turns up and announces 'you have one hour to impress me'. I didn't.

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The Dread Pirate Rowan @AlternateRowan

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell Said that pressuring a woman into sex was fine and they only say no so as not to look easy. "It's the Slut Defence".

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Stace Williams 🇺🇦 @stackee

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell Spent the evening telling me why I should move closer to him, before speculating on what would happen if we were married.

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Emma Wardropper @EmmaWardropper

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell Went out for dinner, he said he wasn't hungry and produced a bag of hula hoops then proceeded to eat them all off his fingers

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Crap Dates @FirstDateHell

13 years ago

I really hope this is true. Proof needed. RT @lilybetts: @FirstDateHell Arrived at my house wearing just a nappy saying he 'needed changing'

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No one @NotMileyCyrus69

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell when he goes on a rant about his ex and says she made him get a vasectomy , but it's fine...he can get it reversed #help

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Featherandflask @Featherandflask

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell within the first ten minutes he explained, he was born with a tail, had it operated on, but don't worry he wasn't incontinent

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Crap Dates @FirstDateHell

13 years ago

Mike says: "Cooking dinner at her place. I forgot to make the gravy so she shouted, 'Why the FUCK didn't you say so sooner?!'. Was scared."

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MinorityGOP @MinorityGOP

13 years ago

@FirstDateHell He took me (a female) to a gay club, got drunk, came out of the closet, met a guy and gave me $40 to catch a taxi home #truth

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