friendoffools @begorrahdoom
fucked if I know Alberta canada Joined February 2009-
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Making a cup of tea
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Me whenever someone says pee isn’t stored in the balls:
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Put Son’s PS4 controllers in the oven last night to hide them so he’d go to bed. Didn’t tell the wife, who then put oven on this morning!
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i think a lot about the old scottish woman who said this at margaret thatcher’s funeral, i hope she’s doing well
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Another day in Hell.
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Without a doubt RTÉ’s greatest news report ever. Gets better and better at every single turn.
7 years gone from Ireland and Fianna Fáil the team that drove so many of us overseas are back in power - wow just wow
7 years gone from Ireland and Fianna Fáil the team that drove so many of us overseas are back in power - wow just wow
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we deserve more elegant metaphors
we deserve more elegant metaphors
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If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why
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When are charges coming to #LAPD Officer Frank Hernandez ? @MayorOfLA @LADAOffice
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POLICE OFFICER TELLS PROUD BOYS TO HIDE INSIDE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO TEAR GAS PROTESTERS. THE OFFICER SAID HE WAS WARNING THEM "DISCRETELY" BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT PROTESTERS TO SEE POLICE "PLAY FAVORITES." #BLUEFALL #PoliceBrutalityPandemic #PoliceBrutality
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John Lennon, who was famously safe in New York City
John Lennon, who was famously safe in New York City
In fairness this seems a little too on point
In fairness this seems a little too on point
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