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I was a punk. I did ballet. what more can I say? 🏳️🌈 he/him thehistoryboy.nz Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa Joined April 2007-
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for a small fee, I will get a job at your friend’s software company and write them an RFC for rewriting the entire code base to use microservices
for a small fee, I will get a job at your friend’s software company and write them an RFC for rewriting the entire code base to use microservices
a midwife? to me all wives are 10s
I can remember when Christopher Luxon thought te reo was valuable enough to trademark “Kia ora” while he was at Air NZ.
I can remember when Christopher Luxon thought te reo was valuable enough to trademark “Kia ora” while he was at Air NZ.
Academy Award nominee & movie star Ana de Armas has unfollowed former IDF soldier and attempted actress Gal Gadot on Instagram
I’ve been waiting so long to do this halloween name, what a shame twitter has died in the meantime, which actually is the most halloween thing of all 😞
found out the production of wicked playing in Wellington at the moment isn’t paying their cast
New Zealand devs: what are you using to send sms notifications? I’ve tried three services now and I can’t even get a test message through 😅
HOLD THE PRESS. I just found out about Fifteens, which is the closest I’ve ever seen to a non-NZ analogue for Lolly Cake: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifteens
a cool thing about the spanish women’s football team is that they have a defender called Paredes, which is just top-notch nominative determinism
Movie Maths, created by @simoncarryer and @fauxparse, is the most minimalist recommendation system to get a recommendation for a movie to watch. moviemaths.com
Waiter At Fusion Restaurant SHOCKED As White Guy Orders Food In Perfect Esperanto
forgot what uber xl was called so I called it uber big & tall
seeing a total of zero horses in the trailer for chevalier and getting flashbacks to “here is your sword: the weapon of a musketeer”
in tonight’s jane austen improv show my favourite character was the shark on the dirt bike
Beautiful (and simple) idea from WWF Germany. Credit to McCann Germany. Copy reads: “Protect our wildlife, before it’s too late.” @WWF

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