Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

Glutton, hedonist, former celestial body, recent addition to the human race. Raleigh, NC Joined September 2010

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

3 weeks ago

Me: “Some people call me the space cowboy" *leans in* Me: "Some people call me the gangster of love" BARISTA: I'm just gonna put Luis on the cup

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

6 months ago

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein.

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

8 months ago

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.'

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

9 months ago

Hard to believe that tomorrow is already January 45th.

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

9 months ago

Just heard Dry January referred to as Lent for Millennials and it's probably the most accurate thing I've heard in my entire life.

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

9 months ago

We love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar and being scared out of your mind by a bird.

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

9 months ago

So many people changing in a few hours. I can't wait to meet y'all!

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

9 months ago

Every year on NYE I think "no way they can turn this number into glasses" and every year I am wrong

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

11 months ago

When I was growing up the best snacks came with tattoos, you know like gum, fruit roll ups, things like that... now that I've gotten older, some of the best snacks still come with tattoos but now they also come with a loud mouth and an attitude.

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

12 months ago

Co-worker: Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in 2008 Co-worker: Really? Me: No

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

a year ago

[Me in the back of a police car] The light is green, you can go!

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

a year ago

[me in the back of a police car] The light is green, you can go!

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

a year ago

Just tried to kill a roach with Axe Body Spray, now its name is Brett & he won't shut up about crossfit.

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

a year ago

Not all ex's are bad. Look at me, I’m someone's ex and i'm the best!

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

a year ago

I know I will love you without questions, and I know you will love me without answers.

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

a year ago

I'm not the friend you have to apologize to for texting back late. I wasn't waiting. Not even to be cold. I just expect people to show up when they are fully able and not a moment sooner. You should definitely expect that from me.

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Luis Antonio Ruiz @FirstRateBoy

2 years ago

Tolkien had his strengths and weaknesses as a writer but my god I don't think anyone else has described burnout quite as well as "like butter scraped over too much bread"