Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

I’m Zoe and a first time parent to Atticus, discovering the joys and randomness of bringing up a little one. 👶🍼 Mostly tweeting in the early hours! Yorkshire and The Humber Joined November 2019

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

Really nice to have 5 minutes to watch and relax - timed perfectly with Atticus having a snooze too. #WorldWellbeingWeek

Ferens Art Gallery @HullFerens

5 years ago

Really nice to have 5 minutes to watch and relax - timed perfectly with Atticus having a snooze too. #WorldWellbeingWeek

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Sooz Kempner FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY @SoozUK

5 years ago

Matt Hancock is getting the party poppers out and having a big ol' celebraysh for "only 36" deaths from COVID-19 in this country yesterday. New Zealand had 22 deaths in total. Not yesterday, not this month - in TOTAL.

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Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon

5 years ago

Off to Shit on People who are giving Nazi Salutes towards a Statue of a Man who fought to stop people giving Nazi Salutes.

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Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins

5 years ago

A big fuck you to all the Nazis out there today

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Riyadh Khalaf @RiyadhK

5 years ago

Next time someone says racism isn’t a problem in the UK show them this. Counter protests to BLM lead by thugs and hooligans. Unbelievable.

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Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas

5 years ago

hands up if you don't want to stay in but also don't want to go out

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

Sometimes the thing I enjoy most is when Atticus naps on me. It’s not often he does this now but it’s lovely to have a snuggle and a relaxing half hour.

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

And he’s asleep!

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

You can tell things have gone awry in the country when you find yourself agreeing with Piers Morgan!

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

We have hit the 6 month refusal to sleep - both naps and at night. 🤦‍♀️ So I’m currently sat doing what any ‘normal’ parent does and I’m sat on the stairs outside his room. This is an early bedtime (by 30 mins) for him tonight so may just be that. #PleaseGoToSleep #MamaHasAHeadache

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Jack Palmer-White @jackpalmerwhite

5 years ago

I’ve spent the last 60 days doing my best to entertain my 1 year old in one room of a 5th floor flat, with one brief trip to the park a day so he can actually burn off a bit of energy. How *dare* you suggest people who have followed the rules are not good parents.

Suella Braverman MP @SuellaBraverman

5 years ago

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

I’ve got a child and never been to Durham. Think that’s my Bank Holiday Monday sorted.

Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea

5 years ago

I’ve got a child and never been to Durham. Think that’s my Bank Holiday Monday sorted.

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

Andy (a teacher) has agreed with me that the government should implement old-school teacher discipline when it comes to people breaking lockdown rules. If people are, their whole street is made to stay inside for a whole week/month so peer pressure makes people not want to!

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

“Always remember this my love” 😬

💙Sorry I don't have a plane for you @kambabe

5 years ago

“Always remember this my love” 😬

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National Education Union @NEUnion

5 years ago

We are 450,000 strong, we are the National Education Union. #onlywhenitssafe

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𝑀𝓇𝓈 𝒜 @MrsAEYFS

5 years ago

My local beach looked like Benidorm in high season as I drove back from work. You wouldn’t know there was a lockdown. Peak 2, coming soon...

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

That’s been probably one of the nicest #LockdownUK days we have had in a while. Andy got to come home early from work; Atticus has spent most of the afternoon in the garden making us laugh and he even had a nap on his old cot mattess outside - oh to be his age again!

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

It’s official... I have a 6 month old! Happy Half Birthday to Atticus today. 🥳 We’ll be celebrating with smashed sweet potato and butternut squash at lunch time. #FirstTastes #BabyWeaning

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PhilippaReads @PhilippaMiss

5 years ago

I predict that the government’s 5 tests for reopening schools on 1st June will be met at 8pm on 31st May....

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Zoe Martin @FirstTimeMama3

5 years ago

So my #lastnormalphoto was taken on 1st March - that will be 11 weeks tomorrow. Atticus was 14 weeks old and we were enjoying a Sunday shopping and had a cake stop in @jlandpartners in York. How that felt so normal, mundane even. I can’t wait until we can do ‘normal’ again soon.