First Wait - West of England @FirstWaitBSA
First Bus. Profits first, passengers last. Centre of the universe where they aren't #PuttingPassengersFirst Cancellation experts. Parody account. Joined December 2023-
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Indeed, we were going to do this but then @SomersetBusPart kicked up a conundrum and snitched on us to @SomersetCouncil so we had to send buses up that silly hill again! But we'll make sure it's out of the timetable for good come September. -Jessica
Sorry, Alex had gone clubbing the night before so wasn't in the best state of mind when he came into the office! Apologies for the inconvenience caused, we hope you were, since, able to continue your journey with us and have the best experience possible! ^Kiki
Hi Max! I can certainly assist you with this today! Many of our buses terminate in Cancelled due to operational reasons. Some buses are also on diversion via Cancelled. We are doing this because here at First Bus, we want you to have the best experience possible! -Alex
Hi Max! I can certainly assist you with this today! Many of our buses terminate in Cancelled due to operational reasons. Some buses are also on diversion via Cancelled. We are doing this because here at First Bus, we want you to have the best experience possible! -Alex
Sorry! Alex and I got a bit excited after work. ^Kiki
Sorry! Alex and I got a bit excited after work. ^Kiki
That's right folks, we prefer to buy a new office than invest in our passengers. globalrailwayreview.com/news/170840/gr…
It's not their fault, they are just waiting for a reply to our contact form. ^Kiki
We don't even have electronic screens on most of our buses but will get Phil to put some posters up when he's back from annual leave. -Lauren
We don't even have electronic screens on most of our buses but will get Phil to put some posters up when he's back from annual leave. -Lauren
Good evening everyone, Lauren singing in with a coffee in hand.☕ I'm just logging onto the system to deny all your Customer Promise requests. Let me know if I can help with anything! -Lauren
I've just been blocked by @FirstBSA 😱😱😱 Took almost as long as their contact form replies. -Alex
We will now be giving away free clothes on any of ours buses that are delayed! dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/s… Oh no, we've run out already. -Faye
We hope you're looking forward to the SCRAPPING of our sister company @BusesOfSomerset's 54 and 58 services in April. -Tamsin
@ChaosForWales Not as bad as our 1.2 rating!
Check out the @FirstBSA @Trustpilot score! Appalling but I can’t say I’m surprised.
Check out the @FirstBSA @Trustpilot score! Appalling but I can’t say I’m surprised.
I called in sick today so don’t expect any replies. -Lauren
I'm clocking out early because I'm bored of dealing with your complaints. It's not my problem if your bus doesn't show up. I'm in a nice heated contact centre. -Lauren
This is a perfect excuse for us to drive straight past you. No need to stop if we can't see your phone torch on ;) - Lauren
Good evening everyone, Lauren singing in with a coffee in hand.☕ I'm just logging onto the system to deny all your compensation requests. Let me know if I can help with anything!🚌
Will your bus be one of the 1500 buses we cancelled today across the country? Who knows, the First Bus app certainly won’t tell you.
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