Network Fail @NetworkFail3
Failing to manage the UK Rail Network. Loves signal failures and track failures. We're as bad as Railtrack if not worse! (Parody/Satire) Joined November 2023-
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Didn't realise Boeing bought us out. politico.eu/article/uk-rai…
You wouldn't dare @UKLabour thebusinessdesk.com/northwest/news…
We broke the GWML again!
Happy Easter! Perhaps Railtrack will emerge from the graveyard!
We stole some cables in the Newark/Grantham area. #CheckBeforeYouTravel
Someone didn't appreciate the engineering work we did over the weekend...
We're proud to have a train derail on a line which has just had engineering work done by us!
We're proud to have a train derail on a line which has just had engineering work done by us!
Looks like we broke @S_Failway
Our engineers are too busy listening to John Lennon.
Wouldn't mind if it exploded to be honest, Plymouth Wouldn't be missed.
Wouldn't mind if it exploded to be honest, Plymouth Wouldn't be missed. https://t.co/6M6zZN73HM
What do the other 10% think? That everything's fine? rmt.org.uk/news/major-rai…
Just Another Day at the Office for our engineers.
Just Another Day at the Office for our engineers.
Hi Mick, we're working on filing a report onto the system that loses all of the data filed in it. We will continue the cost cuttings as we don't have enough money, we're just like Railtrack!
Hi Mick, we're working on filing a report onto the system that loses all of the data filed in it. We will continue the cost cuttings as we don't have enough money, we're just like Railtrack!
East Midlands Failway @EastMidFailway
9 Followers 68 Following Welcome to EMF. We're not here to help! (Parody account)
Southeastern Failway @SeFailway465908
9 Followers 28 Following We're Southeastern Failway! Here to inform you about our trains exploding and rotting away!
TrainLifeGB @TrainLifeGB
451 Followers 1K Following Hello, I'm Harley, i'm 16. sometimes i'll share my travels and just enjoy life!
southeastern failway @se_railway_fail
33 Followers 85 Following Providing usless information about Southeastern services 24/7. For comments, complaints & fares fuck off cuz we don't give 2 shits.
TS Trains @TS_Trains
1K Followers 3K Following 18 🏳️🌈 Gay He/They :) Train Enthusiast and usually posts random rubbish :D Have a nice day!
Ashley @smith_ashley26
253 Followers 3K Following
Harry @HarryAlcock5
306 Followers 876 Following
JamTriv @JamTriv
576 Followers 2K Following My opinions are my own. Rt/likes ≠ endorsement. Former Labour Member. Jeremy Corbyn could've been better than this. Fuck capitalism.
Neil Williams @pacer142
395 Followers 692 Following
Avanti Late Coast @AvantiLateC
123 Followers 117 Following Here at Avanti Late Coast, we want to make sure that you arrive at your destination as late as possible (maybe never) (parody/satire)
Fix Northern Rail @fixnorthernrail
67 Followers 30 Following Bio cancelled due to a short-notice timetable change caused by overcrowding because of a short formation
Island Fail @IslandFail
44 Followers 82 Following Misery brought to Islanders since 2017. Don't bother trying to get onboard, it won't turn up. Proud to be apart of @SWF_Help Parody/Satire Sometimes serious :)
Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56
140 Followers 97 Following Here at Cross-Chaos trains, we aim to get you to where you need to be while being packed like sardines onto one of our trains for a long time. (parody/satire)
ShiTransport UK @shitransportuk
5 Followers 8 Following Available between 22:31 to 01:53 (with delays) Won't be here to help! Parody Account - Do not take anything on here seriously.
Dogman @dingbat109
18 Followers 158 Following 📍 Isle of Wight Presenter @raveradio_ Views are my own and don't reflect on Rave Radio.
Pee Network @Pee_Network
131 Followers 67 Following Every journey. Every day. Cancelled. Parody account
NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad
49 Followers 37 Following We manage London Paddington station and ensure that you don't leave on time. Enquiries may or may not be replied to. (Parody account)
Jean @brownjean57
305 Followers 3K Following
TransPennine Distress @tpenninedistres
93 Followers 39 Following We love short-notice changes to the timetable. Parody account (obviously)
First Wait - West of ... @FirstWaitBSA
45 Followers 19 Following First Bus. Profits first, passengers last. Centre of the universe where they aren't #PuttingPassengersFirst Cancellation experts. Parody account.
Twoja Matla @MatlaTwoja
8 Followers 947 Following
Michelle @edwards59michel
230 Followers 3K Following
Lawrence James @lawrencemj990
27 Followers 639 Following
Neva @smith_neva79
271 Followers 3K Following
Virginia @virginiayancey8
348 Followers 3K Following
Department Against Ed... @Department28386
37 Followers 71 Following We love making children suffer! Privatising schools thanks to academies and then forcing academies to join our friends at Outwood Grange Academy. Parody!
Scamline @scamline49063
47 Followers 84 Following The UK's favourite booking site for train tickets. Scamming passengers every minute, disinformation. Parody
Cracks are Free (CAF) @cracksarefree
51 Followers 25 Following Our trains are shite but you're still buying them. (Parody)
nameless @scousefowler
161 Followers 2K Following Recent graduate, Lfc supporter 30 years, proud Yorkshire man, (Fred trueman, Geoffrey boycott) believes in self sufficiency and achievement
Joe's Transport Photo... @Joe_Dodman
1K Followers 5K Following 📸 Photos taken a Position of Safety 📸 | @scoutshw | Views are all my own | He/Him/His
Stageflop South East ... @StageflopSE
216 Followers 259 Following Proud to serve Kent & East Sussex, if we feel like it. Not very active nowadays parody/satire
Transport Failed Lond... @FailedLondon
88 Followers 67 Following We’re here to not help you get where you’re going in London as we're useless PARODY/SATIRE
Mismanaged Tracks & R... @mtrparody
48 Followers 86 Following Partially responsible for the mess that is @SWFailway and fully responsible for the mess that is the Elizabeth Line. Parody
Failsdev Blazingshit @FailsdevUK
69 Followers 95 Following Parody account used to aid the running of @BlackburningBus @RossoBusParody and @BurnleyParody Owned by @BazzaNorthWest Subsidy of @Failsdev
London Northwestern F... @lnfailway
57 Followers 107 Following Trying to compete with @AvantiCoast1/@AvantiLateC on who can provide the worst service. Failed to provide service to the Marston Vale Line for 11 months. Parody
Stagejoke Merseyside ... @StagejokeMCSL
61 Followers 74 Following we fail to run our services in Preston
Later Anglia @later_anglia
55 Followers 72 Following We serve the UK's version of the Netherlands. Our service was so bad that @FailedLondon took over from us. We also run the @StansaidAirport Express. Parody
Not So Great Northern @not_northern
56 Followers 90 Following The most Northerly station we serve is King's Lynn which is North according to the Tories. Also, our service is crap. Part of @GTFailway. Parody
Thameshite @thameshite
64 Followers 89 Following Failing to get commuters where they need to be, both North and South of London. Part of @GTFailway and @GoAwayGroup. Parody
Eurostar @Eurostar
91K Followers 2K Following Follow us for journey updates and talk to us in English, French, German or Dutch. Go to https://t.co/IEy1aPwuaZ for live travel info. Bon voyage!
Fix Northern Rail @fixnorthernrail
67 Followers 30 Following Bio cancelled due to a short-notice timetable change caused by overcrowding because of a short formation
ScotRail @ScotRail
296K Followers 2K Following Hello! This is the official X account of ScotRail and we’re here to help Mon - Sun 0700 - 0000. Safety issue? Speak to staff or Help Points ASAP!
Island Fail @IslandFail
44 Followers 82 Following Misery brought to Islanders since 2017. Don't bother trying to get onboard, it won't turn up. Proud to be apart of @SWF_Help Parody/Satire Sometimes serious :)
First Wait - West of ... @FirstWaitBSA
45 Followers 19 Following First Bus. Profits first, passengers last. Centre of the universe where they aren't #PuttingPassengersFirst Cancellation experts. Parody account.
Sandford Police Comme... @Sandford_Police
249K Followers 2K Following England’s smallest Police Farce, committed to catching crinimals & a swan. Don’t report crime. Emergency? Yes📞999 | No📞101 (PARODY/SATIRE) #TheGreaterGood
Department Against Ed... @Department28386
37 Followers 71 Following We love making children suffer! Privatising schools thanks to academies and then forcing academies to join our friends at Outwood Grange Academy. Parody!
Scamline @scamline49063
47 Followers 84 Following The UK's favourite booking site for train tickets. Scamming passengers every minute, disinformation. Parody
Mismanaged Tracks & R... @mtrparody
48 Followers 86 Following Partially responsible for the mess that is @SWFailway and fully responsible for the mess that is the Elizabeth Line. Parody
Not So Great Northern @not_northern
56 Followers 90 Following The most Northerly station we serve is King's Lynn which is North according to the Tories. Also, our service is crap. Part of @GTFailway. Parody
Later Anglia @later_anglia
55 Followers 72 Following We serve the UK's version of the Netherlands. Our service was so bad that @FailedLondon took over from us. We also run the @StansaidAirport Express. Parody
London Northwestern F... @lnfailway
57 Followers 107 Following Trying to compete with @AvantiCoast1/@AvantiLateC on who can provide the worst service. Failed to provide service to the Marston Vale Line for 11 months. Parody
Thameshite @thameshite
64 Followers 89 Following Failing to get commuters where they need to be, both North and South of London. Part of @GTFailway and @GoAwayGroup. Parody
Cracks are Free (CAF) @cracksarefree
51 Followers 25 Following Our trains are shite but you're still buying them. (Parody)
London North Eastern ... @LNEFailway
170 Followers 82 Following Hello from the LNEF Social Media Team. We’re not here most of the time. We will not ask for personal details! Our account identifies as a Class 801 Azuma.
Bee Network @BeeNetwork
100K Followers 494 Following Every journey. Every day. This account is monitored 7am-8pm Monday-Friday and 8am-8pm Saturday-Sunday. #BeeNetwork 🐝
Great Northern @GNRailUK
55K Followers 135 Following Hi from the Great Northern Social team 👋! Connecting you to London from Cambridge, Peterborough and more; we're here to help 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Thameslink @TLRailUK
98K Followers 244 Following Hello from Thameslink 👋! Taking you across London and beyond; we're here to help 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
ORR @railandroad
20K Followers 830 Following The Office of Rail and Road is a non-ministerial UK government department, protecting rail and road users. We do not respond to complaints here.
Chiltern Railways @chilternrailway
95K Followers 175 Following We're here 7 days a week from 06:00 - 22:00. Sign up for Journey Check alerts here: https://t.co/8shXViSiwF
Hell Trains @helltrains1
82 Followers 99 Following Our trains are meant to take you from London to that dump Hull, which is hell, but are always cancelled. Brought to you by @WorstgroupUK. Parody
Stageflop South East ... @StageflopSE
216 Followers 259 Following Proud to serve Kent & East Sussex, if we feel like it. Not very active nowadays parody/satire
Department against Tr... @DeptTransportUK
124 Followers 19 Following This account is no longer in use due to recent events.
GWR @GWRHelp
765K Followers 404 Following We are GWR. Here to help between 06:00 and 23:00 Monday to Friday, and 07:00 and 23:00 at weekends. Your Train adventures start here!
London Northwestern R... @LNRailway
29K Followers 386 Following We’re here to help but please remember we’re human too. Available 24/7 except on Christmas.
Arriva Group @ArrivaGroup
3K Followers 254 Following The latest corporate news from Arriva Group. For travel enquiries, please visit: https://t.co/xfM8NdCvx0
RMT @RMTunion
162K Followers 2K Following The official account of the National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers (RMT) Join RMT https://t.co/nFLC5hsJZB
Greater Anglia @greateranglia
124K Followers 176 Following Welcome to the official account of Greater Anglia! 👋 ℹ️ We are here to assist you! Live service information 👇 https://t.co/MFl8c5rjDs
Department for Transp... @transportgovuk
118K Followers 2K Following We're the UK Department for Transport (DfT). Follow us for transport policy updates and announcements.
ASLEF @ASLEFunion
30K Followers 515 Following The UK Train Drivers' Union. Promoted by ASLEF, 77 St John Street, London EC1M 4NN.
Huw Merriman @HuwMerriman
21K Followers 762 Following Living in the present but… Former MP Bexhill & Battle 2015-24 | Former Minister of State for Rail & HS2 | Former Chair of Transport Select Committee
Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56
140 Followers 97 Following Here at Cross-Chaos trains, we aim to get you to where you need to be while being packed like sardines onto one of our trains for a long time. (parody/satire)
TransPennine Distress @tpenninedistres
93 Followers 39 Following We love short-notice changes to the timetable. Parody account (obviously)
WorstGroup @WorstgroupUK
144 Followers 25 Following Delivering failing rail contracts and handling horrible busses. Owner of @DeptTransportUK and most rail contracts (we will get more). (Parody)
Avanti Late Coast @AvantiLateC
123 Followers 117 Following Here at Avanti Late Coast, we want to make sure that you arrive at your destination as late as possible (maybe never) (parody/satire)
Late Western Failway @lwfailway
60 Followers 18 Following Ensuring all of your journeys to the Greater West are delayed and you're crammed into an overcrowded 2 car unit. (Parody account)
NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad
49 Followers 37 Following We manage London Paddington station and ensure that you don't leave on time. Enquiries may or may not be replied to. (Parody account)
Tyne and Wear Ghettro @My_Ghettro
63 Followers 44 Following Real time cancellation updates. Abusive tweets will be tolerated. Live laugh love low rail adhesion! Parody account, Metro apologises
Stagejoke Merseyside ... @StagejokeMCSL
61 Followers 74 Following we fail to run our services in Preston
Northern Fail @northernfailway
258 Followers 94 Following 3 carriages at rush hour and staff shortages that make Lorraine Kelly look good?! Yeah, you’d better believe it. This account is purely for a giggle x
Pee Network @Pee_Network
131 Followers 67 Following Every journey. Every day. Cancelled. Parody account
Chaos For Wales @ChaosForWales
171 Followers 117 Following Here at Chaos For Wales, we strive to cancel as many services as we can and the ones we do run will be packed like sardines and delayed. (Parody/Satire)
RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton
141K Followers 27 Following The assumed Official Twitter account of the world's most mysterious & secret (and fictitious) military base. (Parody/Satire Account)
Lumno Fail Travel @LumnoFailTravel
99 Followers 77 Following Ryanair of the rails. Part of the incompetent @WorstgroupUK family. Parody Account!
The Go-Away Group @GoAwayGroup
84 Followers 48 Following Hello There, We're here to destory our buses (Parody Account)
Transport Failed Lond... @FailedLondon
88 Followers 67 Following We’re here to not help you get where you’re going in London as we're useless PARODY/SATIRE
National Rail @nationalrailenq
1.0M Followers 305 Following 24/7 support across the National Rail network. Real time updates and advice on services provided. All DMs deleted after 30 days of conversation ending.
Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails
72 Followers 87 Following That operator that everyone forgets about and no one really care about. Failing to provide a decent rail service across the Chilterns. (Parody/Satire)
The Transpennine Rout... @theTRUpgrade
4K Followers 110 Following Bringing a faster, greener & more reliable railway to the North. This account isn’t monitored 24/7 so please visit https://t.co/CJMda7BSIx.Trends for United States
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