Failsdev Blazingshit @FailsdevUK

Parody account used to aid the running of @BlackburningBus @RossoBusParody and @BurnleyParody Owned by @BazzaNorthWest Subsidy of @Failsdev lancashirebus1.statuspage.io North West, England Joined October 2023

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Failsdev Blazingshit @FailsdevUK

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GreaterFailure @lesseranglia_

10 Followers 28 Following Welcome to the official account of greaterfaliure, We never arrive on time, and always are overcrowded or cancelled! (PARODY ACCOUNT)

Hello! I am just a transport, lift, fan, tech and more enthusiast from the Midlands. I am known for my interests & I care about others & I have a YT channel.

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Football,ice hockey,groundhopper, amateur photographer,trainspotter
Southport,Vulcan,Everton fan,
45/92 (9 countries)
(I am not related to river at all kizzy )

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dan @HogunWasTaken

83 Followers 906 Following sup am dan @previews on discord

all photos posted are mine(except from online or retweeted) and are not to be used else were unless asked via DM | DMs are not checked currently |

Harry Mcandrew @HarryMcandrew1

533 Followers 3K Following all photos posted are mine(except from online or retweeted) and are not to be used else were unless asked via DM | DMs are not checked currently |

Goku(Mid) @_GokuTheSaiyan_

32 Followers 247 Following The Better Version of Goku (yes, you heard that right)

paul parr @paulparr575612

201 Followers 4K Following Paul

Margaret @f_margaret65

294 Followers 3K Following

MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL IS CALLED bigrstransport we're I upload darly content off both trains and buses have a look and wouldn't really mean a lot if use subscribed

ryan burns @ryanbur8767183

482 Followers 2K Following MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL IS CALLED bigrstransport we're I upload darly content off both trains and buses have a look and wouldn't really mean a lot if use subscribed

Here at Cross-Chaos trains, we aim to get you to where you need to be while being packed like sardines onto one of our trains for a long time.

(parody/satire)

Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56

140 Followers 97 Following Here at Cross-Chaos trains, we aim to get you to where you need to be while being packed like sardines onto one of our trains for a long time. (parody/satire)

Katherine @l_katherine52

243 Followers 3K Following

Layton Institute Blac... @LaytonBlackpool

973 Followers 4K Following Blackpool's number one live music venue

Slowcoach West Scotla... @STWS_Updates

6 Followers 20 Following Hello We’re Probably Late Already We Mostly Run Busses In The Dumps Of West Scotland 🚌💨

Misery brought to Islanders since 2017. Don't bother trying to get onboard, it won't turn up.
Proud to be apart of @SWF_Help

Parody/Satire
Sometimes serious :)

Island Fail @IslandFail

44 Followers 82 Following Misery brought to Islanders since 2017. Don't bother trying to get onboard, it won't turn up. Proud to be apart of @SWF_Help Parody/Satire Sometimes serious :)

Providing usless information about Southeastern services 24/7. For comments, complaints & fares fuck off cuz we don't give 2 shits.

southeastern failway @se_railway_fail

33 Followers 85 Following Providing usless information about Southeastern services 24/7. For comments, complaints & fares fuck off cuz we don't give 2 shits.

No Vision Bus @BlindBuses

9 Followers 8 Following

The Harrocrap Bus Com... @HarrocrapBus

8 Followers 6 Following A Transdev Parody Account Owned by @Failsdev

The Keighlate Bus Com... @KeighlateBus

8 Followers 6 Following A Transdev Parody Account Owned by @Failsdev

Failsdev @Failsdev

52 Followers 23 Following A Transdev Parody Account. I own @KeighlateBus & @HarrocrapBus parody accounts

Joseph Plant @josephplanty

204 Followers 897 Following @UniOfYork

z w s r ♡ @rayeismother

42 Followers 379 Following Met Raye 1st time: 13/11/22 ♡ - #StreamM21CB

Crap2Customers Fail @Crap2Customers

60 Followers 84 Following Well it's Essex innit, what do you expect from an Essex train operator? (Parody/Satire)

Scamline @scamline49063

47 Followers 84 Following The UK's favourite booking site for train tickets. Scamming passengers every minute, disinformation. Parody

Southern Failway @S_Failway

61 Followers 69 Following *Parody Account* All of our trains are cancelled, THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT IF YOU CAN'T READ DON'T GO MAD AT ME.

Hello from the LNEF Social Media Team. We’re not here most of the time. We will not ask for personal details!

Our account identifies as a Class 801 Azuma.

London North Eastern ... @LNEFailway

170 Followers 81 Following Hello from the LNEF Social Media Team. We’re not here most of the time. We will not ask for personal details! Our account identifies as a Class 801 Azuma.

Partially responsible for the mess that is @SWFailway and fully responsible for the mess that is the Elizabeth Line. Parody

Mismanaged Tracks & R... @mtrparody

48 Followers 86 Following Partially responsible for the mess that is @SWFailway and fully responsible for the mess that is the Elizabeth Line. Parody

Trying to compete with @AvantiCoast1/@AvantiLateC on who can provide the worst service. Failed to provide service to the Marston Vale Line for 11 months. Parody

London Northwestern F... @lnfailway

57 Followers 107 Following Trying to compete with @AvantiCoast1/@AvantiLateC on who can provide the worst service. Failed to provide service to the Marston Vale Line for 11 months. Parody

We serve the UK's version of the Netherlands. Our service was so bad that @FailedLondon took over from us. We also run the @StansaidAirport Express. Parody

Later Anglia @later_anglia

55 Followers 72 Following We serve the UK's version of the Netherlands. Our service was so bad that @FailedLondon took over from us. We also run the @StansaidAirport Express. Parody

The most Northerly station we serve is King's Lynn which is North according to the Tories. Also, our service is crap. Part of @GTFailway. Parody

Not So Great Northern @not_northern

56 Followers 90 Following The most Northerly station we serve is King's Lynn which is North according to the Tories. Also, our service is crap. Part of @GTFailway. Parody

Thameshite @thameshite

64 Followers 89 Following Failing to get commuters where they need to be, both North and South of London. Part of @GTFailway and @GoAwayGroup. Parody

We’re back. Owned by @tridentolympus. Proud supporters of #EBGMustGo. Proud haters of the S*n. A parallel universe, we don’t actually hate Stagecoach.

Stagecunt @Stagecunt_GB

82 Followers 37 Following We’re back. Owned by @tridentolympus. Proud supporters of #EBGMustGo. Proud haters of the S*n. A parallel universe, we don’t actually hate Stagecoach.

Our trains are meant to take you from London to that dump Hull, which is hell, but are always cancelled. Brought to you by @WorstgroupUK.

Parody

Hell Trains @helltrains1

82 Followers 99 Following Our trains are meant to take you from London to that dump Hull, which is hell, but are always cancelled. Brought to you by @WorstgroupUK. Parody

Merseyfail (Parody) @Merseyfailrail

88 Followers 95 Following Working hard to provide a terrible rail service for Merseyside. (Parody/Satire)

Office of Fail and Ro... @FailandRoad

74 Followers 91 Following Failing to regulate the UK rail network but making motorists' lives easier. (Parody/Satire)

You know that High Speed rail line that's meant to connect London, Birmingham,Midlands and North?Its now a tram line between Reading and Slough

(Parody/Satire)

High Spend 2 @HighSpend2

65 Followers 84 Following You know that High Speed rail line that's meant to connect London, Birmingham,Midlands and North?Its now a tram line between Reading and Slough (Parody/Satire)

Lumno Fail Travel @LumnoFailTravel

99 Followers 77 Following Ryanair of the rails. Part of the incompetent @WorstgroupUK family. Parody Account!

Failing to manage the UK Rail Network. Loves signal failures and track failures. We're as bad as Railtrack if not worse!

(Parody/Satire)

Network Fail @NetworkFail3

75 Followers 90 Following Failing to manage the UK Rail Network. Loves signal failures and track failures. We're as bad as Railtrack if not worse! (Parody/Satire)

TransPanini Express @TPE_Slay

98 Followers 169 Following buggering the Pennines since 2017. don’t expect a friendly hello! (parody)

Travel from London Paddington to Heathrow Airport for the rip off price of £25 that will break your bank account. Operated by @GWFailway.

(Parody/Satire)

Heathrow Expense @HeathrowExpense

62 Followers 71 Following Travel from London Paddington to Heathrow Airport for the rip off price of £25 that will break your bank account. Operated by @GWFailway. (Parody/Satire)

Flamestom @Flamestom

71 Followers 80 Following Proud makers of the Class 180 Adelante and Class 175 Coradia. Loves trains fires. (Parody/Satire)

Stagepoor Manchester @StagepoorGM

91 Followers 102 Following We are not original Stagecoach Manchester! (Parody Account)

Here at Avanti Late Coast, we want to make sure that you arrive at your destination as late as possible (maybe never)

(parody/satire)

Avanti Late Coast @AvantiLateC

123 Followers 117 Following Here at Avanti Late Coast, we want to make sure that you arrive at your destination as late as possible (maybe never) (parody/satire)

jen on the loo @JenOnTheLoo

57 Followers 51 Following I hate parody accounts with a burning passion. Ironically, this is a parody account.

TransPennine Distress @tpenninedistres

93 Followers 39 Following We love short-notice changes to the timetable. Parody account (obviously)

That operator that everyone forgets about and no one really care about. Failing to provide a decent rail service across the Chilterns.

(Parody/Satire)

Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails

72 Followers 87 Following That operator that everyone forgets about and no one really care about. Failing to provide a decent rail service across the Chilterns. (Parody/Satire)

3 carriages at rush hour and staff shortages that make Lorraine Kelly look good?! Yeah, you’d better believe it. This account is purely for a giggle x

Northern Fail @northernfailway

258 Followers 94 Following 3 carriages at rush hour and staff shortages that make Lorraine Kelly look good?! Yeah, you’d better believe it. This account is purely for a giggle x

Bradley's Transport P... @BradleyTS2004

466 Followers 487 Following 20 Years Old Transport Enthusiast from Burnley in Lancashire

Metrocrime @Metrocrimeldn

1 Followers 24 Following

Public transport enthusiast (nerd) from Greater Manchester!

My Photographs are free to use if credit is given!

Secondary Account: @JimbobTransp0rt

Jimbob @JimbobTransport

499 Followers 800 Following Public transport enthusiast (nerd) from Greater Manchester! My Photographs are free to use if credit is given! Secondary Account: @JimbobTransp0rt

Jake travels @Jake_travels3

175 Followers 266 Following from Manchester who travels the UK by bus and train

Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport

52K Followers 5K Following 00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss. Parody.

Nick Badley @NickBadley

3K Followers 54 Following I don't use Twitter anymore.

Later Anglia @later_anglia

55 Followers 72 Following We serve the UK's version of the Netherlands. Our service was so bad that @FailedLondon took over from us. We also run the @StansaidAirport Express. Parody

This is just a random awesome dude who likes trains, computers, video games etc.
Views if shared are my own
Bullies, porn bots and gatekeepers can go do one.

TheReubster (Reuben) @Mrawesome96

290 Followers 411 Following This is just a random awesome dude who likes trains, computers, video games etc. Views if shared are my own Bullies, porn bots and gatekeepers can go do one.

southeastern failway @se_railway_fail

33 Followers 85 Following Providing usless information about Southeastern services 24/7. For comments, complaints & fares fuck off cuz we don't give 2 shits.

mr_clients_of_batman @Dfghjtrs88

6 Followers 4 Following balls..

Island Fail @IslandFail

44 Followers 82 Following Misery brought to Islanders since 2017. Don't bother trying to get onboard, it won't turn up. Proud to be apart of @SWF_Help Parody/Satire Sometimes serious :)

Slowcoach West Scotla... @STWS_Updates

6 Followers 20 Following Hello We’re Probably Late Already We Mostly Run Busses In The Dumps Of West Scotland 🚌💨

London North Eastern ... @LNER

209K Followers 276 Following Freedom All The Way.

Blackpool Transport @BPL_Transport

7K Followers 296 Following Official page for Blackpool Transport. For service updates please visit our website or the Blackpool Transport app!

Clean and reliable buses with friendly drivers operating bus services and schools around Accrington, Ribble Valley. Pendle and Burnley.

Pilkington Bus @pilkingtonbus

440 Followers 204 Following Clean and reliable buses with friendly drivers operating bus services and schools around Accrington, Ribble Valley. Pendle and Burnley.

No Vision Bus @BlindBuses

9 Followers 8 Following

First Bus. Profits first, passengers last.
Centre of the universe where they aren't #PuttingPassengersFirst
Cancellation experts.
Parody account.

First Wait - West of ... @FirstWaitBSA

45 Followers 19 Following First Bus. Profits first, passengers last. Centre of the universe where they aren't #PuttingPassengersFirst Cancellation experts. Parody account.

Cracks are Free (CAF) @cracksarefree

51 Followers 25 Following Our trains are shite but you're still buying them. (Parody)

Canterbury & District @canterbury_rblx

3K Followers 43 Following Official Twitter account for the Roblox game "Canterbury & District Bus Simulator V4.1"

Stepford County Railw... @StepfordRail

23K Followers 5 Following Stepford County Railway (SCR), a game and community on Roblox. https://t.co/qkPJiUqQ2Q

Fourth Rail @fourth_rail

2K Followers 2 Following A team developing transport games on the @Roblox platform.

Not So Great Northern @not_northern

56 Followers 90 Following The most Northerly station we serve is King's Lynn which is North according to the Tories. Also, our service is crap. Part of @GTFailway. Parody

Thameshite @thameshite

64 Followers 89 Following Failing to get commuters where they need to be, both North and South of London. Part of @GTFailway and @GoAwayGroup. Parody

Scamline @scamline49063

47 Followers 84 Following The UK's favourite booking site for train tickets. Scamming passengers every minute, disinformation. Parody

Mismanaged Tracks & R... @mtrparody

48 Followers 86 Following Partially responsible for the mess that is @SWFailway and fully responsible for the mess that is the Elizabeth Line. Parody

Hell Trains @helltrains1

82 Followers 99 Following Our trains are meant to take you from London to that dump Hull, which is hell, but are always cancelled. Brought to you by @WorstgroupUK. Parody

We love making children suffer! Privatising schools thanks to academies and then forcing academies to join our friends at Outwood Grange Academy.

Parody!

Department Against Ed... @Department28386

37 Followers 71 Following We love making children suffer! Privatising schools thanks to academies and then forcing academies to join our friends at Outwood Grange Academy. Parody!

London North Eastern ... @LNEFailway

170 Followers 81 Following Hello from the LNEF Social Media Team. We’re not here most of the time. We will not ask for personal details! Our account identifies as a Class 801 Azuma.

TransPanini Express @TPE_Slay

98 Followers 169 Following buggering the Pennines since 2017. don’t expect a friendly hello! (parody)

Joe's Transport Photo... @Joe_Dodman

1K Followers 5K Following 📸 Photos taken a Position of Safety 📸 | @scoutshw | Views are all my own | He/Him/His

The Harrocrap Bus Com... @HarrocrapBus

8 Followers 6 Following A Transdev Parody Account Owned by @Failsdev

The Keighlate Bus Com... @KeighlateBus

8 Followers 6 Following A Transdev Parody Account Owned by @Failsdev

c2c Rail @c2c_Rail

86K Followers 220 Following The official account of c2c Rail for live information & updates 24/7 from our social media team.

Dale French @DaleF_Bus

855 Followers 284 Following Training Manager & Delegated Examiner @Transdev.

Network Fail @NetworkFail3

75 Followers 90 Following Failing to manage the UK Rail Network. Loves signal failures and track failures. We're as bad as Railtrack if not worse! (Parody/Satire)

We manage London Paddington station and ensure that you don't leave on time. Enquiries may or may not be replied to. (Parody account)

NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad

49 Followers 37 Following We manage London Paddington station and ensure that you don't leave on time. Enquiries may or may not be replied to. (Parody account)

Southern Failway @S_Failway

61 Followers 69 Following *Parody Account* All of our trains are cancelled, THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT IF YOU CAN'T READ DON'T GO MAD AT ME.

Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56

140 Followers 97 Following Here at Cross-Chaos trains, we aim to get you to where you need to be while being packed like sardines onto one of our trains for a long time. (parody/satire)

London Northwestern F... @lnfailway

57 Followers 107 Following Trying to compete with @AvantiCoast1/@AvantiLateC on who can provide the worst service. Failed to provide service to the Marston Vale Line for 11 months. Parody

Out of Context Transp... @OOCTransport

3K Followers 1 Following Bantering roblox from 2019 onwards. Posts are from contributors. DMs open

jen on the loo @JenOnTheLoo

57 Followers 51 Following I hate parody accounts with a burning passion. Ironically, this is a parody account.

High Spend 2 @HighSpend2

65 Followers 84 Following You know that High Speed rail line that's meant to connect London, Birmingham,Midlands and North?Its now a tram line between Reading and Slough (Parody/Satire)

Heathrow Expense @HeathrowExpense

62 Followers 71 Following Travel from London Paddington to Heathrow Airport for the rip off price of £25 that will break your bank account. Operated by @GWFailway. (Parody/Satire)

TransPennine Distress @tpenninedistres

93 Followers 39 Following We love short-notice changes to the timetable. Parody account (obviously)

Flamestom @Flamestom

71 Followers 80 Following Proud makers of the Class 180 Adelante and Class 175 Coradia. Loves trains fires. (Parody/Satire)

Avanti Late Coast @AvantiLateC

123 Followers 117 Following Here at Avanti Late Coast, we want to make sure that you arrive at your destination as late as possible (maybe never) (parody/satire)

The official Twitter account for TransPennine Express. For customer services head over to @TPEassist
Follow us on Instagram for more content - @tpexpresstrains

TransPennine Express @TPExpressTrains

74K Followers 566 Following The official Twitter account for TransPennine Express. For customer services head over to @TPEassist Follow us on Instagram for more content - @tpexpresstrains

👋 Official TPE Customer Service account, available 24/7 |

📱 We're also on WhatsApp - 07812 223 336 |

🕚 It may take longer to respond between 23:00 - 06:00

TPE Customer Assist @TPEassist

30K Followers 262 Following 👋 Official TPE Customer Service account, available 24/7 | 📱 We're also on WhatsApp - 07812 223 336 | 🕚 It may take longer to respond between 23:00 - 06:00

Bradley's Transport P... @BradleyTS2004

466 Followers 487 Following 20 Years Old Transport Enthusiast from Burnley in Lancashire

Transport Enthusiast 🚍 | 17 | Content Creator 📹| Photographer 📸| Interests: Supermarkets, Transit Systems, Infrastructure, Geography, Metropolitan & Rural

Pricel Photography �... @YorksLancsTH

131 Followers 75 Following Transport Enthusiast 🚍 | 17 | Content Creator 📹| Photographer 📸| Interests: Supermarkets, Transit Systems, Infrastructure, Geography, Metropolitan & Rural