Failsdev @Failsdev

A Transdev Parody Account. I own @KeighlateBus & @HarrocrapBus parody accounts Joined October 2023

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Failsdev @Failsdev

2 years ago

Merry Cancelmas from The Failsdev Company We cancelled all @KeighlateBus, @HarrocrapBus, @RossoBusParody, @BlackburningBus & @BurnleyParody We hope you have a amazing Cancelmas ^RH

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Failsdev @Failsdev

2 years ago

Our failsdev team loves our new banner ^RH

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Failsdev @Failsdev

2 years ago

Here's one of our Bitchway buses ^RH

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Failsdev @Failsdev

2 years ago

Update: We have ruined this bus and the driver has been sacked ^RH x.com/Failsdev/statu…

Failsdev @Failsdev

2 years ago

Update: We have ruined this bus and the driver has been sacked ^RH x.com/Failsdev/statu…

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Failsdev @Failsdev

2 years ago

We are investigating this picture and One of our Blackburn buses is running as normal This is extremely unacceptable ^RH

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Aondosoo Waya @AondosooLive24

76 Followers 483 Following I love transportation, I guess

Gina @young57gina

604 Followers 3K Following

Kyle @Kyle_616

128 Followers 3K Following

Here at Avanti Late Coast, we want to make sure that you arrive at your destination as late as possible (maybe never)

(parody/satire)

Avanti Late Coast @AvantiLateC

123 Followers 117 Following Here at Avanti Late Coast, we want to make sure that you arrive at your destination as late as possible (maybe never) (parody/satire)

The Keighlate Bus Com... @KeighlateBus

8 Followers 6 Following A Transdev Parody Account Owned by @Failsdev

The Harrocrap Bus Com... @HarrocrapBus

8 Followers 6 Following A Transdev Parody Account Owned by @Failsdev

We love making children suffer! Privatising schools thanks to academies and then forcing academies to join our friends at Outwood Grange Academy.

Parody!

Department Against Ed... @Department28386

37 Followers 71 Following We love making children suffer! Privatising schools thanks to academies and then forcing academies to join our friends at Outwood Grange Academy. Parody!

Scamline @scamline49063

47 Followers 84 Following The UK's favourite booking site for train tickets. Scamming passengers every minute, disinformation. Parody

Here at Chaos For Wales, we strive to cancel as many services as we can and the ones we do run will be packed like sardines and delayed.

(Parody/Satire)

Chaos For Wales @ChaosForWales

171 Followers 117 Following Here at Chaos For Wales, we strive to cancel as many services as we can and the ones we do run will be packed like sardines and delayed. (Parody/Satire)

Partially responsible for the mess that is @SWFailway and fully responsible for the mess that is the Elizabeth Line. Parody

Mismanaged Tracks & R... @mtrparody

48 Followers 86 Following Partially responsible for the mess that is @SWFailway and fully responsible for the mess that is the Elizabeth Line. Parody

Trying to compete with @AvantiCoast1/@AvantiLateC on who can provide the worst service. Failed to provide service to the Marston Vale Line for 11 months. Parody

London Northwestern F... @lnfailway

57 Followers 107 Following Trying to compete with @AvantiCoast1/@AvantiLateC on who can provide the worst service. Failed to provide service to the Marston Vale Line for 11 months. Parody

We serve the UK's version of the Netherlands. Our service was so bad that @FailedLondon took over from us. We also run the @StansaidAirport Express. Parody

Later Anglia @later_anglia

55 Followers 72 Following We serve the UK's version of the Netherlands. Our service was so bad that @FailedLondon took over from us. We also run the @StansaidAirport Express. Parody

The most Northerly station we serve is King's Lynn which is North according to the Tories. Also, our service is crap. Part of @GTFailway. Parody

Not So Great Northern @not_northern

56 Followers 90 Following The most Northerly station we serve is King's Lynn which is North according to the Tories. Also, our service is crap. Part of @GTFailway. Parody

Thameshite @thameshite

64 Followers 89 Following Failing to get commuters where they need to be, both North and South of London. Part of @GTFailway and @GoAwayGroup. Parody

Our trains are meant to take you from London to that dump Hull, which is hell, but are always cancelled. Brought to you by @WorstgroupUK.

Parody

Hell Trains @helltrains1

82 Followers 99 Following Our trains are meant to take you from London to that dump Hull, which is hell, but are always cancelled. Brought to you by @WorstgroupUK. Parody

Failing to manage the UK Rail Network. Loves signal failures and track failures. We're as bad as Railtrack if not worse!

(Parody/Satire)

Network Fail @NetworkFail3

75 Followers 90 Following Failing to manage the UK Rail Network. Loves signal failures and track failures. We're as bad as Railtrack if not worse! (Parody/Satire)

Bradley's Transport P... @BradleyTS2004

466 Followers 487 Following 20 Years Old Transport Enthusiast from Burnley in Lancashire

Metrocrime @Metrocrimeldn

1 Followers 24 Following

Team Penis @TeamPenisBuses

32 Followers 38 Following We’re ruining customer levels and cancelling all of our buses around Kirklees and Calderdale. By @failsdev

Parody account used to aid the running of @BlackburningBus @RossoBusParody and @BurnleyParody
Owned by @BazzaNorthWest
Subsidy of @Failsdev

Failsdev Blazingshit @FailsdevUK

69 Followers 95 Following Parody account used to aid the running of @BlackburningBus @RossoBusParody and @BurnleyParody Owned by @BazzaNorthWest Subsidy of @Failsdev

Travis Transport @TRAVlSTRANSPORT

11 Followers 70 Following Bus enthusiast from Manchester, UK 🇬🇧

jen on the loo @JenOnTheLoo

57 Followers 51 Following I hate parody accounts with a burning passion. Ironically, this is a parody account.

Blackburning Bus Comp... @BlackburningBus

47 Followers 40 Following Burning Buses Since 2009 This is a parody so don't take it seriously, I'm looking at you Jen!

Martyn Foster @martynfoster4

185 Followers 1K Following Growing old disgracefully

Bailey @BazzaNorthWest

17 Followers 156 Following

Southern Failway @S_Failway

61 Followers 69 Following *Parody Account* All of our trains are cancelled, THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT IF YOU CAN'T READ DON'T GO MAD AT ME.

This account documents times that Stotts buses skip out sections of the routes, stranding passengers.

If Stotts didn't skip, this account wouldn't exist

Skipping Stotts @SkippingStotts

194 Followers 229 Following This account documents times that Stotts buses skip out sections of the routes, stranding passengers. If Stotts didn't skip, this account wouldn't exist

Joe's Transport Photo... @Joe_Dodman

1K Followers 5K Following 📸 Photos taken a Position of Safety 📸 | @scoutshw | Views are all my own | He/Him/His

Michael @msandham13

89 Followers 2K Following

CINDERDRONE#SC4082 @totallynotezzy

293 Followers 1K Following Reprogrammed by @MelodySkyAD My life, my accounts, my money, all belong to her. https://t.co/TH6IYgMP53

Transport Failed Lond... @FailedLondon

88 Followers 67 Following We’re here to not help you get where you’re going in London as we're useless PARODY/SATIRE

Ross Federman (Parody... @Chrono23YT

34 Followers 83 Following peanut butter

LS69 @LuperSoop69

828 Followers 2K Following nu_era_1.exe: loading 👀

Lumno Fail Travel @LumnoFailTravel

99 Followers 77 Following Ryanair of the rails. Part of the incompetent @WorstgroupUK family. Parody Account!

Pee Network @Pee_Network

131 Followers 67 Following Every journey. Every day. Cancelled. Parody account

Aiden D @gogglyboi

126 Followers 2K Following 19 | Transport Enthusiast & Epic Minecraft Gamer | Justice for Ukraine 🇺🇦

Bringing back the Misery line. When we say we run services between London and South Essex, we mean you’ll be running from London to South Essex. (PARODY)

c2c Fail @c2cfail

40 Followers 46 Following Bringing back the Misery line. When we say we run services between London and South Essex, we mean you’ll be running from London to South Essex. (PARODY)

23 | Oldhammer | Tourism Graduate @salforduni 🎓 | Volunteer | Transport enthusiast 🚌 | Love a good charity shop or 2 🛍️ | Always an eye on politics 👁️

William Connolly @WC2512

Travel from London Paddington to Heathrow Airport for the rip off price of £25 that will break your bank account. Operated by @GWFailway.

(Parody/Satire)

Heathrow Expense @HeathrowExpense

62 Followers 71 Following Travel from London Paddington to Heathrow Airport for the rip off price of £25 that will break your bank account. Operated by @GWFailway. (Parody/Satire)

You know that High Speed rail line that's meant to connect London, Birmingham,Midlands and North?Its now a tram line between Reading and Slough

(Parody/Satire)

High Spend 2 @HighSpend2

65 Followers 84 Following You know that High Speed rail line that's meant to connect London, Birmingham,Midlands and North?Its now a tram line between Reading and Slough (Parody/Satire)

Flamestom @Flamestom

71 Followers 80 Following Proud makers of the Class 180 Adelante and Class 175 Coradia. Loves trains fires. (Parody/Satire)

Office of Fail and Ro... @FailandRoad

74 Followers 91 Following Failing to regulate the UK rail network but making motorists' lives easier. (Parody/Satire)

3 carriages at rush hour and staff shortages that make Lorraine Kelly look good?! Yeah, you’d better believe it. This account is purely for a giggle x

Northern Fail @northernfailway

258 Followers 94 Following 3 carriages at rush hour and staff shortages that make Lorraine Kelly look good?! Yeah, you’d better believe it. This account is purely for a giggle x

Stagejoke Merseyside ... @StagejokeMCSL

61 Followers 74 Following we fail to run our services in Preston

That operator that everyone forgets about and no one really care about. Failing to provide a decent rail service across the Chilterns.

(Parody/Satire)

Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails

72 Followers 87 Following That operator that everyone forgets about and no one really care about. Failing to provide a decent rail service across the Chilterns. (Parody/Satire)

Crap2Customers Fail @Crap2Customers

60 Followers 84 Following Well it's Essex innit, what do you expect from an Essex train operator? (Parody/Satire)

Merseyfail (Parody) @Merseyfailrail

88 Followers 95 Following Working hard to provide a terrible rail service for Merseyside. (Parody/Satire)

Department against Tr... @DeptTransportUK

124 Followers 19 Following This account is no longer in use due to recent events.

LNER's best advertisement. Making sure people don't get to their destination! Make sure to bring marshmallows!
#ShouldHaveGoneWithLNER

(Parody/Satire)

Grand Cancel @GrandCancel

472 Followers 185 Following LNER's best advertisement. Making sure people don't get to their destination! Make sure to bring marshmallows! #ShouldHaveGoneWithLNER (Parody/Satire)

Stageflop South East ... @StageflopSE

216 Followers 259 Following Proud to serve Kent & East Sussex, if we feel like it. Not very active nowadays parody/satire

William Connolly @WC2512

The Keighlate Bus Com... @KeighlateBus

8 Followers 6 Following A Transdev Parody Account Owned by @Failsdev

The Harrocrap Bus Com... @HarrocrapBus

8 Followers 6 Following A Transdev Parody Account Owned by @Failsdev

Bailey @BazzaNorthWest

17 Followers 156 Following

Rossizled Bus @RossoBusParody

23 Followers 9 Following Rosso Bus Parody

Burnt-ley Bus Company @BurnleyParody

21 Followers 3 Following It's a parody get over it

Blackburning Bus Comp... @BlackburningBus

47 Followers 40 Following Burning Buses Since 2009 This is a parody so don't take it seriously, I'm looking at you Jen!

Failsdev Blazingshit @FailsdevUK

69 Followers 95 Following Parody account used to aid the running of @BlackburningBus @RossoBusParody and @BurnleyParody Owned by @BazzaNorthWest Subsidy of @Failsdev

Bradley's Transport P... @BradleyTS2004

466 Followers 487 Following 20 Years Old Transport Enthusiast from Burnley in Lancashire

Diemond Bus NW @DiemondBusNW

66 Followers 21 Following (Parody Account)

Delivering failing rail contracts and handling horrible busses. Owner of @DeptTransportUK and most rail contracts (we will get more). (Parody)

WorstGroup @WorstgroupUK

144 Followers 25 Following Delivering failing rail contracts and handling horrible busses. Owner of @DeptTransportUK and most rail contracts (we will get more). (Parody)

Northern Fail @northernfailway

258 Followers 94 Following 3 carriages at rush hour and staff shortages that make Lorraine Kelly look good?! Yeah, you’d better believe it. This account is purely for a giggle x

Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails

72 Followers 87 Following That operator that everyone forgets about and no one really care about. Failing to provide a decent rail service across the Chilterns. (Parody/Satire)

We empower freedom to move every day thanks to safe, reliable, & innovative solutions that serve the #CommonGood 🗺
#TheMobilityCompany

Transdev Group @Transdev

10K Followers 361 Following We empower freedom to move every day thanks to safe, reliable, & innovative solutions that serve the #CommonGood 🗺 #TheMobilityCompany

Stagejoke Merseyside ... @StagejokeMCSL

61 Followers 74 Following we fail to run our services in Preston

Crap2Customers Fail @Crap2Customers

60 Followers 84 Following Well it's Essex innit, what do you expect from an Essex train operator? (Parody/Satire)

Merseyfail (Parody) @Merseyfailrail

88 Followers 95 Following Working hard to provide a terrible rail service for Merseyside. (Parody/Satire)

Grand Cancel @GrandCancel

472 Followers 185 Following LNER's best advertisement. Making sure people don't get to their destination! Make sure to bring marshmallows! #ShouldHaveGoneWithLNER (Parody/Satire)