bird man @FlyingIntoWork

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Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi

5 days ago

I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day

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Fr. Cassidy Stinson @TheHappyPriest

3 months ago

Look, I'm still not the kind of priest to say things like "they're putting demons in the robots," but the chainsaw-wielding black drones with eyeball horns are making it harder to argue my case

U.S. company Satyress is developing threehalves, a centaur-style robot designed for dangerous environments such as wildfires, rubble searches, toxic areas and confined spaces. The system combines a humanoid upper body with a quadruped mobility platform. #USA #Robotics #UGV #AI

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Mak @makmersion

3 months ago

The fact that this was posted by a former senior Bungie dev that worked on Halo 3 & Destiny... ☠️ Niles is a legend.

Niles Sankey @NilesSankey

3 months ago

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Frenjamin/Benemy @BenjaminABoyce

3 months ago

They’ve been inverting villains into “misunderstood heroes” for twenty years now This is the first time I think they got me

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

3 months ago

The new trailer for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been released. In theaters on August 28.

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DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1

6 months ago

>the governor of Mississippi is stunting on the UK

Governor Tate Reeves @tatereeves

6 months ago

As we say in Mississippi, “Bless Your Heart.” Or as you say in the UK, “As-Salamu Alaykum.”

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

6 months ago

@vulturetrades Im in

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Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu

7 months ago

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales) We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern) We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish) We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges) We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us). We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish) We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms) We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground. There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig) We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents. What the heck do you need fairies for?

yagi @yducknow

7 months ago

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

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Templarpilled @Templarpilled

8 months ago

An all-timer

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

8 months ago

Yeah I could do this for the rest of my life

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

9 months ago

@Adam_DelDuca Go

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𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @MASSExpedition

10 months ago

"as if Lockheed Martin also made artistic masterpieces," They do.

𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) @myth_pilot

10 months ago

In ancient Greece the skills of metallurgy that made beautiful statues were the same that made implements of war. Maybe they were even the same workshops. It’s as if Lockheed Martin also made artistic masterpieces with steel and titanium.

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nano @gncfosho

10 months ago

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

10 months ago

My printer is jammed

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

11 months ago

My uber driver has his map navigation voice giving him directions and self affirmations. “Keep right. Sometimes we don’t know that we’re already on the right path”

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

11 months ago

I can be trusted with the flamethrower

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RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9

11 months ago

Fuck this is bleak.

retard mode ✞ @retardmode

11 months ago

>be Roger Borkum >average upper-middle class IT guy >wife dedicates her free time to doing humanitarian work >decides to go to Africa to “help people” >i support her even though i feel a little uneasy about it >she leaves >last hug at the airport lasts a little too long >i

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yosoymario @yosoymario91

11 months ago

Literally the best food content on X. This is how you feed a man.

The Cooking Lady @wolffdew

12 months ago

I promise I’m not over feeding my husband, he’s just doing 13 hour shifts

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

11 months ago

“Let’s have a meeting outside of this meeting” I’d rather chew glass and drink mouthwash.

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

a year ago

If Lando podiums this will get broken I guarantee it

Val ⁴³ 🇦🇷☀️ @Val_ColLec

a year ago

Los que terminen en el podio se llevan una licuadora nueva

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bird man @FlyingIntoWork

a year ago

What the fuck are we doing

Amiri King @AmiriKing

a year ago

A uniformed police officer in Kansas City (KS) watches a black grandmother drop a baggy full of crack at a restaurant called Turkey Legg Man. He declines to investigate and tells her, ‘I’m on lunch, I don’t care.’ I believe the officer’s last name is Butler. Will update.