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FunSizeBytes.com Joined July 2007

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4 years ago

Everybody poops. dronedj.com/2022/01/28/swi…

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4 years ago

Finally, some good news on this hell-site: washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2021…

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5 years ago

Better Headline: “ATTEMPTED MURDER OF INNOCENT PIGEON WHICH SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED THOROUGHLY!” nbcnews.com/news/world/pig…

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Hey everyone, I know things have been quiet, but I just wanted to share what I’ve been working on for the past few months. I also want to thank Patrick Jean for being such an amazing director to work with. I think this is some of my best work so far. vimeo.com/458482780

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5 years ago

I’m glad that Mom is helping with the election, but I really wish she would stop referring to it as “Working The Poles.” Ok, I realize that she’s actually saying “Polls” but still… I guess this means I’m homophonic.

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5 years ago

digg.com/video/pigeon-p… Ah, seems like Cousin Nigel made the news…

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6 years ago

For those of you who have been around this Twitter thing for a long time, let me ask you a question: “Do you know what was 10 years ago?” Answer: The SF Tweetup. (Yes, also the iPad, but who cares about that.)

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6 years ago

Don‘t tell me what to do! After all, some of us have been waiting for some actual “feetie” content for years. I mean, I wasn‘t going to, but now that you‘ve made it a “rule“… …yeah, still no. I don‘t get why feet are a “thing“ for some people. #NoJudgement #iJustDontGetIt

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6 years ago

On a boat _and_ eating a sandwich. I believe I am contractually obligates to share this on Twtr.

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6 years ago

Are we still doing this?

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7 years ago

I just got a haircut. If I said the stylist gave me “the shampoo version of an awkward handjob“ would you have a pretty clear understanding of what went down (so to speak) ?

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7 years ago

Apple posted this to this instagram and I wanted to make sure you knew that.

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7 years ago

“Turn On Fox News!” (Too easy, and I’m sure I’m far from the first, but come on, you can’t really top that one.)

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7 years ago

“Turn On Fox News!” (Too easy, and I’m sure I’m far from the first, but come on, you can’t really top that one.)

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7 years ago

That’s just Larry.

ABC15 Arizona @abc15

7 years ago

That’s just Larry.

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7 years ago

This is legitimately scarier than anything @StephenKing has ever written.

Nate Silver @NateSilver538

7 years ago

This is legitimately scarier than anything @StephenKing has ever written.

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7 years ago

The only downside to watching live TV with the volume muted during commercials is that I’m left to wonder why the guy in this Kay Jewelers / Neil Lane commercial is proposing to a little boy. youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7gH-…

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7 years ago

This is a good article and you should read it, if you haven’t already.

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7 years ago

Gab’s twitter profile (which I won’t link to), still has a pinned tweet to their Medium post… which has been taken down because they’ve been suspended there, too. Technical geniuses, these guys.