Clayton Hove @adtothebone
Creative Director. Curator. Conundrum. — Opinions are mine, unless also yours. adtothebone.com Bismarck, North Dakota Joined February 2008-
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I put my little old Corningware Visions covered casserole dish to good use tonight with some impromptu tater tot hot dish. #food #casserole #hotdish #tatertots #northdakota #midwest
Georgia’s Watermelon Queen: Miss Madie Barrington, Who Presided Over the Annual Celebration at Moultrie Mid-Week Pictorial, July 14, 1934
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Stella is the sun! cdhs.net #sheltercat #adoptdontshop #cats #stella #catsoftwitter
I really don’t want to start up the furnace again, but I kind of want to start up the furnace again.
Still no Mr. Fondue countertop appliance waking me up to the smell of melted cheese as it happily bubbles away downstairs.
In celebration of learning sausage is a category of “forcemeat”… Lakeland hot dog bun, Johnsonville Polish kielbasa, standard-issue Heinz ketchup, Plochman’s bourbon blended mustard and Heinz sweet and spicy Memphis BBQ sauce.
A memo from South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem's PR team, regarding her dog murdering We really saw this as an opportunity to grab the senseless-dog-execution demographic, and maybe even make some inroads with independent sociopaths and future serial killers. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” — Jose Cuervo
The National Park Service confirmed that Theodore Roosevelt drank up to a gallon of coffee a day. We can confirm that our Roosevelt does not. cdhs.net #sheltercat #adoptdontshop #roosevelt #cats #catsoftwitter
This salad has a piece of iceberg large enough to sink the Titanic.
Mjollnir - Thor's hammer Nøkkelring - Thor's keychain Håndkrem - Thor's lotion Smørbrød - Thor's sandwich
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When your house is split-level, laundry day is leg day.
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katie @katefeetie
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Richard Smallbone @rsmallbone
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Mikey from Canarsie. .. @mikeym00n
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1K Followers 2K Following 2020年10月に保護猫を迎え入れました。名前はこまち。3歳のメス。超人見知りで我々夫婦にしか懐きません。懐いたらその分甘えん坊になります。そんなこまちの日常を呟きます。 #猫のいる暮らし #猫好きさんとつながりたい #cat #catsofinstagram #catoftheday #catlover
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Oops, bad post @OopsBadPost
534 Followers 2K Following I try to joke on here. I got memes. I said I got memes. Hold my rootbeer!
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katie @katefeetie
9K Followers 2K Following I am in the cereal aisle of your local Target, realizing that my existence is meaningless, then buying Frosted Mini Wheats. writer @wknyc. she/her.
Richard Smallbone @rsmallbone
2K Followers 1K Following Opinions are barely my own. Retweets mean I love you. Black Lives Matter. Antifascist. He/him. 🇨🇦🇬🇧
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Derek of the Edmund F.. @pantse_macabre
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B.C. Drury @BDGarp
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo
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barthanie flat @CcSteff
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Mike Monteiro, cisgen.. @monteiro
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donni saphire @donni
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R/GA @RGA
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752 Followers 761 Following Old cookbooks, old recipe cards. Food-related ephemera of all kinds. Gardens. Trustee @JHSEngland
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2.2M Followers 6K Following science in context, art history and some puzzles to solve
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16K Followers 193 Following Earth To Ned, Writer & Voice Guy. Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain. Puss In Boots, 7D, Pig Goat Banana Cricket. https://t.co/YXmynqUI3R
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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
57K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI
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Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs
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Rick McTweetface🤨 .. @RickMcTweetface
321 Followers 1K Following Affable misanthrope. Sanguine cynic. Fanciful realist. Won't suffer fools. Opinions are my own. But they’re pretty good, so pay attention. he/himbo
kelly andrew is on hi.. @KayAyDrew
27K Followers 8K Following NYT bestselling author of YOUR BLOOD, MY BONES (out now) | THE WHISPERING DARK | IN THESE HALLOWED HALLS | Deaf AF | @AdamsLiterary | She/Her
@adtothebone "It leaves soft and velvet skin?" A Buffalo Bill GIF is too easy. But I am still sneaking the reference in. Because.
my cat was playing with the cord to my blinds and now they won't go down and i don't know how to fix it. if i have to call a handyman i am taking pixie to small claims court
We're just normal men
Normalize putting “ery” at the ends of words to denote it is where the thing is made. Picklery Potato Chippery
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@adtothebone Totally tubular. Ginchy, even!
Every dog with Republican owners today.
Shell just turned on a documentary about Bon Jovi and I’d rather eat a bowl of toenails than learn one thing about this shitty band
Had a tv segment then baked three 4-tier wedding cakes. Hopefully I sleep tonight and not get up and read cookbooks.
We’ve (me and the voices) have decided the next book is a heroic fantasy. So. How the fuck do you write a heroic fantasy? I assume I’ll have to dial back the blood, vomit, and murder.
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