Dan Amira @DanAmira
Head writer, Daily Show. RT = Randy Travis. All opinions expressed here reflect the views of Randy Travis. [email protected] nyc Joined June 2009-
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How is this all the same country
They should do it either way . It’s malpractice for either party to give away an electoral vote for free
They should do it either way . It’s malpractice for either party to give away an electoral vote for free
Happy Birthday Melania, quick reminder that I cheated on you with a porn star
Happy Birthday Melania, quick reminder that I cheated on you with a porn star
The NBA needs to investigate the Knicks for this act of violence towards Joel Embiid. There's no place in basketball for this reckless physicality.
If Draymond Green did this Adam Silver would’ve handed him 3 life sentences
The things this man must have on Trump
This is the funniest moment from the game and it’s not even close 😭
This possession had Purge rules and that's how it should be
This possession had Purge rules and that's how it should be
This is cocaine. I will be high until tomorrow morning.
This is cocaine. I will be high until tomorrow morning.
Volkswagen worker says he was inspired by @WGAWest strike “Seeing the writers go on strike and standing up for the rights that was, I was so excited ….In the back of our minds was like, “Man, I wonder if auto workers, if we're going to start seeing something like that here”.
The most Upper West Side controversy ever is here
The NY Post has an entire beat devoted to roasting aging movie stars and then wondering why they don't like to appear in public anymore
The NY Post has an entire beat devoted to roasting aging movie stars and then wondering why they don't like to appear in public anymore
“Let’s announce this during the eclipse”
“Let’s announce this during the eclipse”
If George Soros were really on his game he’d bankroll ballot access for a presidential candidate running under, like, the “Protect Our Unborn Angels Party.”
The difference between how Republicans treat Supreme Court seats (secure at any cost) and Democrats treat them (only secure them if it doesn't hurt anyone's feelings) is driving me crazy
The difference between how Republicans treat Supreme Court seats (secure at any cost) and Democrats treat them (only secure them if it doesn't hurt anyone's feelings) is driving me crazy
If Trump says he beat Biden it’s gotta be true, no further checking needed
I for one think it would be terrible if RFK Jr ran a campaign glorifying January 6
I for one think it would be terrible if RFK Jr ran a campaign glorifying January 6
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
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Barr: We have regulations coming fast and furious. telling people were kind of stoves they can use and what kind of cars they have to drive and eliminating cars and so forth yeah, those are those are the threats to democracy
The evolution of the Republican Party: 2012: put the dog on top of the car 2024: shoot the dog
love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like “if you have a womb is it possible you aren’t a person” and “should we have a king”
September 14, 2020:
The idea that 2024 will be the last democratic election if Trump wins is disinformation on the order of the 2020 election being stolen. If people are this confident in this, they should be willing to put money on the 2028 election being canceled.
BREAKING Prosecutors in Arizona have charged 11 people with various felonies related to attempts to subvert the 2020 election. Kelli Ward, the former Chair of the Arizona Republican Party, is one of the 11 defendants. mcusercontent.com/cc1fad182b6d6f…
Not only is Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson one of the most dominant pitchers in the history of baseball - but also his name was basically Horny "The Big Penis" Penis.
Wow: @NorahODonnell has taped an interview with Pope Francis, airing tonight. CBS says this is "the first time a pope has given an in-depth, one-on-one interview to a U.S. broadcast network. It is a first-of-its-kind papal interview for an American television journalist."
Midtown West needs to be under Martial Law for the next two hours. They are coming.
Sixers probably would have advanced the ball on that crucial inbound, except they lost a timeout firing their last challenge into the sun on a non-shooting foul
Watters continues to claim Trump being treated worse than prisoners at Guantanamo Bay: Did KSM get slapped with a gag order? He gets mocked for closing his eyes
Wild that Hartenstein is shooting 105.0% on floaters this season
I don't want to overreact to this, but I am now convinced the Knicks are not only winning the NBA Finals, but also the World Series, the Super Bowl and the upcoming Olympic Modern Pentathlon.
THE DOUBLE BANG 🤯 @Divincenzo @MSGNetworks @KnicksMSGN
Timeline palate cleanser: there are some very, very good humans living in Minnesota.
A bunch of good Samaritans banded together to save a driver from a burning car at the very last second ... and the harrowing rescue is all on video. Read the full story: tmz.com/2024/04/22/fir… (🎥: Facebook / Kadir Tolla)
Drake/Kendrick- ok. Taylor/Kim- not surprising. but THIS? 🤣🤣 It's officially beef season. The 'Succession' daddy of the top ropes. Go get in the booth Joaquin.
ok this is just unfair
BREAKING: First six jurors are chosen for Trump's hush money criminal trial apnews.com/article/trump-…
The first six jurors in Trump’s criminal trial are being sworn in. Per pool, juror B400 will serve as the foreperson. Here’s what we know about B400, per yesterday’s pool report:
Merchan is calling in the first 6 jurors to be sworn in. He's going to ask them to plan to return on Monday, but subject to change. To recap: B-400 FOREPERSON - Juror No. 1 B280 Juror No. 2 B381 Juror NO. 3 B89 Juror No. 4 B74, Juror No. 5 B297 Juror No. 6