What's a syllabus? @FunWithSyllabi
PhD student. Lecturer. Assigns too much reading.* *According to my latest evals. Joined September 2016-
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3 months ago I started substitute teaching in my local school district. It’s... interesting.
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It’s been a looooooong time since I’ve been round these parts. How’s everyone doing?
Out of sheer desperation (and because I'm out of hot sauce), I just committed hash browns sacrilege. And it was DELICIOUS!
We are on our way to put my cat, Lance, to sleep. He's been loved for 16 years. Please send your best as he goes over the rainbow bridge.
It's been an interesting two weeks. ☹ First my cousin dies. Then my dog dies exactly a week later. And now, exactly another week later and my aunt (mother of cousin) dies. Ugh.
My cousin died early this morning. So I have dubbed today "Check-in on your grad students' mental health" day. Please take a moment to check in and make sure they know the campus resources where they can get help if needed.
I'd like to say a big thank you to @BBCAMERICA for playing Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Robin Hood: Men in Tights back to back tonight. 😁 A great ending to a typical Tuesday. 🍿📽
I had vaccine dose 2 yesterday and I get new meds dose 2 tomorrow. This week is looking pretty good!
I had a zoom call with my cousins today and my 4 year old cousin saw my cat for the first time. His first question: "Why does your dog look so funny?" LOL 😆 Good thing Jasper doesn't give a F#@*
It's been over 12 months since I caught a cold. I'm willing to wear a mask for the rest of my life if it means not catching another one. #MaskOn
My dog keeps checking in on me while he's on his rounds of the backyard. He's such a good boy!
I spent the last week participating in a workshop in a subject I haven't thought about in almost 2 years and, OMFG, my brain hurts so much I may be out of commission all weekend.
Why is dictation software so damned expensive? It's going to cost me nearly $1000 between the software and the mic I need for it. And why does my university's disability center only provide dictation software in ON CAMPUS labs?!?
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