Füzžy📺Böx™ @FuzzyTellybox

Random sarcasm generator using uncomplex algorithms. Not the views of an actual person. England, United Kingdom Joined January 2016

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Just finished watching #TheGreatestShowmen on Netflix. A rip-roaring expose on Eddie Hearn's Matchroom empire, which features darts, snooker and boxers who seemingly lose every fight. Recommended. #greatestshowmen #matchroom

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2 weeks ago

Watching Trump's speech at the UK state banquet is like watching an ape attempting to eat using a knife and fork. #Trump #ukbanquet #kingcharles

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3 weeks ago

#antanddec are up for #NTAs Best Presenter for the 24th year. But this is a singular. And Ant & Dec are definitely 2 people. Are they conjoined twins like Kuato from Total Recall? "Quaid...Quaid..open your mind to me, Quaid.... YOU'VE WON A PLACE ON THE PLANE, PET!" #ntaawards

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4 weeks ago

I am watching #manvsfood in Milwaukee. The host said: "I am here to visit this historic eatery which is located in an old beer hall that is - get this - 105 YEARS OLD!" If he ever visited England, he would probably shit himself in excitement. My dentists is older than that.

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a month ago

Good luck to Charles Rainford in the race today #BTCC

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a month ago

Aanu has showed up. #loveisblind #loveisblinduk

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a month ago

Javen should be celebrated. He is walking proof that it is possible to be successful with women even if you have all the personality of a spit-drenched rag. #loveisblind #loveisblinduk

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a month ago

Roisin Canary? Do they keep her in a mine in order to detect gas? mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/bre…

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a month ago

I'm sitting here with the Mrs watching #loveisblinduk I was quite shocked when one of their dads turned out to be @jimmybullard Couldn't make it up.

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a month ago

I love the holiday part of #LoveIsBlindUK They are rolling around with each other in a sun-kissed paradise and professing undying love, whilst we sit here safe in the knowledge that, in around 3 weeks, they will be bickering about not putting their cereal bowl in soak.

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a month ago

Just imagine explaining @MasterChef in the years to come. "I took part in the most prestigious cooking contest on British televison" "Oh really? Wow. Sounds seriously impressive. What did you have to do?" "I cooked a nonce some apple crumble" @MasterChefUK

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2 months ago

Phin finds out that Sandra's ex has been invited to a family barbecue. "There isn't three people in this relationship - there is two. Me and Sandra. And maybe a cat." AND HER TWO KIDS, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING CRETIN. #90dayfianceUK #90dayfiance

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2 months ago

I remember going for picnics as a kid in Essex. "Mother! Mother!" I would cry "don't forget the confit egg yolks" Yet she always did. Bad times. #MasterChef #MasterChefuk

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2 months ago

This show aims to prove that looks don't matter. So why do they all look like models? All of the girls have botox.All of the guys have slip-on shoes and no socks. Everyone has a gym body and Turkey teeth Chuck in some tubby uggers.Spice it up a bit. #loveisblindUK #loveisblind

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2 months ago

You've got to give it to Ebrima. He sleeps on a mattress on the floor, shits in a hole in the ground, and spends all day wandering around wearing a size 10 hat on his size 4 head, yet he is still knee-deep in fanny. That kind of thing takes talent. #90dayfianceuk #90dayfiance

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2 months ago

Gon needs to win this just because his cookbook titles will write themselves. An afternoon recipe book called Gon To Lunch.... a pescaparian one called Gon Fishing.... a 'quick meal' one called Gon in 60 Seconds... Sign me up. #MasterChef #MasterChefuk

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2 months ago

John Torode just said wet, hard, sloppy and salty in the same sentence. That's it - I'm calling Childline. #masterchef #masterchefuk

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2 months ago

Was the 6 word statement "ain't messing with no broke ni***s"? #torode #johntorode #masterchef #masterchefuk express.co.uk/celebrity-news…

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2 months ago

The title 'Cooking with the Stars' makes it sound really elegant and razzmatazz. Turns out you get to see a bloke off Capital Radio making shit donuts. Oh, the glamour. #cookingwiththestars #cwts