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Contributing to global warming one fart at a time Joined February 2019-
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@VQShadow @SuperEliteTexan Better then the real thing, let me tell ya.
@BernieSanders Sorry, I only feel the burn when I eat extra hot food.
@PrisonPlanet Probably blamed him for a fart he didn’t let.
Here is Senator @tedcruz’s brilliant plan to pay for the Wall.
We should all assume someone named “bacon” would know the meet industry.
I have been reading details of the Green New Deal, and think it would be a terrible bill as it is now written. Among other things, this would be disastrous for our beef industry.
“Merely farting” doesn’t describe what just came out of me.
I have been reading details of the Green New Deal, and think it would be a terrible bill as it is now written. Among other things, this would be disastrous for our beef industry.
If cow farts are wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
It looks like the cows are not going to take their eradication lying down... Beware the meadow....
1 fart if you agree with the new green deal, 2 farts if you disagree.
@BetoORourke I hope nobody let a fart at your rally.
@doug_flynn @BernieSanders Nobody is gonna tell me when and where to fart. Nobody.
@sibaburck @BernieSanders *please run into traffic. Fixed.
@ScottySacam97 @BernieSanders Scotty, I hope you’ve never let one slip.
Only thing I’ll be passing is more gas.
When it comes to taking on the imminent threat of climate change, we cannot think small. We must enact bold solutions to save our planet from the disastrous effects of climate change by passing the Green New Deal to save the planet and create millions of new jobs.
I’d rather smell a cow fart then listen to liberals logic all day.
Democrat Senator Bob Menendez suggests that illegal aliens who have been convicted on DUI charges should not be thought of as criminals and should not face jail time
I’m pretty sure @AOC is one of the people who blame their own farts on somebody else.
Armed and ready, Mr. President @realDonaldTrump
Raise your hand if you think President Trump should bring cows to the rally tonight to fart all over CNN and the rest of the fake news outlets.
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