Emily Metson @GH_OWLS
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To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.
It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.
Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.
Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?
People who use house sitters or who air bnb will now be asking them to log in through the tv while their away
People who use house sitters or who air bnb will now be asking them to log in through the tv while their away
They're not producing as much pizza, which is a meal loved by all, but will continue to drain out ground water for bottling.
They're not producing as much pizza, which is a meal loved by all, but will continue to drain out ground water for bottling.
New couch for my condo?
Bought my first apartment, now I need a couch
Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about. Starting with a classic: STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE
My 5-year-old called French fries "potato noodles," and now I'll never call them anything else.
It's weird how someone can go from caring so much about you and then just like that they're gone
YOU ALSO ARE REALLY COOL AND NICE
I met @stefsanjati today. She is really cool and nice. #🍞
Getting something to do after a week of no work: 😍🎉 Finding out that it takes 10 minutes to complete the assignment: 😭 #coopstudentlife
15 minutes left of work and I have no motivation to do anything

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