GOATVL @GOATVL

Random musings of a man in NJ. NJ Joined April 2009

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GOATVL @GOATVL

a month ago

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BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

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GOATVL @GOATVL

3 months ago

Food banks confront growing SNAP gap axios.com/2026/07/25/foo…

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 years ago

According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE! Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security 🤣🤣

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GOATVL @GOATVL

2 years ago

#underwood #welldone #pro

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Zhang Heqing @zhang_heqing

2 years ago

It can touch the water lightly at both front and back. It seems simple, but it's not easy to do.

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GOATVL @GOATVL

2 years ago

#goBirds

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GOATVL @GOATVL

2 years ago

Come on #Phillies we aren't done yet

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Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny

2 years ago

There has never been another player like Pete Rose in my lifetime. This is the way I will remember him, playing the game harder than anyone else ever did. Few athletes will leave behind more complicated legacies. Today isn’t the day for that. Today, let’s just say thanks to Charlie Hustle, for playing the way we always dreamt we would if given the chance. #RIP

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John Foley @2008Philz

2 years ago

7.2.1993 Longest night in MLB history. Phillies lose game 1 of their doubleheader with the Padres 5-2, as rain delays push the finish past 1:00am. Takes 8 hours, 28 minutes. Then they start game 2.

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Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

2 years ago

Francesco Molinari needed a hole-in-one on 18 to make the cut at the US Open. Bang.

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GOATVL @GOATVL

3 years ago

#facts #Eagles #Dallas #Cowboys espn.com/video/clip/_/i… via @ESPN App espn.com/app

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Jim Mora @CoachJimMoraFB

3 years ago

RIP Mort. One of the all time finest men. You will be missed my friend. ⁦@espn⁩ ⁦@espnNFL⁩

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SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP

3 years ago

Play this on the Jumbotron before the game tomorrow. It’s going to be wild tomorrow with a chance to close it out vs. Strider. 🔥

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

3 years ago

Duane Keith "Keefe D" Davis has been arrested for the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur #PMSLive

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Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

3 years ago

Last night a Wisconsin bar ran a promo that patrons drink free if the Jets lose. After Rodgers got hurt, everyone ran up their tab. A news channel was live when the Jets won in OT and everyone realized they had to pay.