The Gormless Fool... @GormlessFool
Only impossibly stupid people think I will be hurt by pointing out my name suggests I am a fool who is gormless. I picked this name myself. thestandardwatch.wordpress.com Joined May 2016-
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I thought they wanted us to have an independent foreign policy.
Now do George Floyd.
Anyone who declares himself or herself to be on the “right side of history” is a massive cock.
I wonder why they have to lie.
I wonder why they have to lie.
Remember when the Left used to say, "there's no cancel culture, just consequences for bad opinions"?
Virtue signalled!
When they tell you who they are, believe them.
We may never know what motivated Charlie Kirk's killer
New version of “That’s Entertainment” is a bit shit.
New version of “That’s Entertainment” is a bit shit.
This is raw art. The Sistine chapel ceiling of impressions. The Gesamtkunstwerk. There's no topping this
This is raw art. The Sistine chapel ceiling of impressions. The Gesamtkunstwerk. There's no topping this
Donna posts on something other than Israel. Who knew this was possible?
Donna posts on something other than Israel. Who knew this was possible?
I thought the Greens wanted free shit for everyone?
I thought the Greens wanted free shit for everyone?
Donna loves the imperative.
Here's an idea: David Seymour cannot have been expected to know about Tim Jago. Chris Hipkins cannot have been expected to know about Jevon Mcskimming.
My latest for @bariweiss's @TheFP: thefp.com/p/niall-fergus…
Jacinda Ardern had to leave the country to build her future!🤣🤣🤣
Jacinda Ardern had to leave the country to build her future!🤣🤣🤣
In unrelated news, when do we get to vote for the stupidest person who thinks they’re smart?
I am enjoying the British Left suddenly becoming massively in favour of free speech. All it took was for their views to be censored. While it was the views of the majority of the country, they turned a blind eye at best and cheered it on and enabled it at worst. Some of us have…
Why do they want a highly paternalistic, fundamentalist death cult to have nuclear weapons?
Why do they want a highly paternalistic, fundamentalist death cult to have nuclear weapons?
Why do they even try? Queen.

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