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Considering moving to Japan. They have Godzilla to protect their world from beasts. What do we have? Nothing, that's what.
I think my dream of being an MMA fighter died when I realized it's not normal to yell out the name of every attack like I'm in an anime.
Told lady that if she keeps talking to me like that, I'll be the one shitting in her yard. That's just how I do.
If I was rich enough, I'd pay DMX to do his trademark bark right behind me as I entered rooms.
Just ripped my underwear. I'm pretty sure I've angered a vengeful witch, today has been a bad day.
CHICAGO: Go see John Mulaney (@mulaney) film his new special at Chicago Theatre. Get tickets: bit.ly/1DJzMbG "
I find myself still thinking about Ross F. a lot
I can't believe the cute girl I didn't talk to or acknowledge just left Starbucks without making out with me. Some girls are so stuck up.
I guess I don't see myself ever having a 9-5 job cause that's... What.. Eight hours a day without masturbating?
Just asked the cab driver to swing through the McDonald's drive through so I could buy an apple juice for $1.99. Nigga, we thirsty.
listen pal any movie that doesn't end with a hand popping out of the dirt can just get right the fuck out of my vcr
In honor of Christopher Hitchens day, have a glass of Johnny Walker Black — neat, with a splash of soda water.
Oh, I forgot @SarahKSilverman, I could waste away into old age with her too.
This meal makes me feel homeless. Panera food is basically soup kitchen food, with an added white privilege tax.
Is it so much to ask that my apple is cut into slices, as if for a toddler? This meal is horse shit.
Told the guy at Panera Bread I'd like to "Eat the ass out some chicken noodle soup" his eyes implied my need to grow up and quit video games
There's a store beside me called "Bee U Consignment - Clothing your whole Hive 4 Less" I hope they find no meaning or comfort in life.
Daddy's Apartheid Mon... @ElonShidded
80 Followers 376 Following
Melissa Ayala @Melissa00765
2 Followers 64 Following
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AidanUzuki @WinterUzuki
265 Followers 3K Following ᎣᏏᏲ! ᏥᏣᎳᎩ! ᏣᎳᎩ ᎦᏬᏂᎯᏍᏗ ᏗᎦᏕᏠᏆᏍᎩ! I mostly just retweet cute anime pictures to be quite honest. Talk to me about music or videogames!
2312 Garrett @2312garrettpub
254 Followers 720 Following Where the city meets the Burbs. Good Beer, Good Food, Good Times!
Britney Brown @brownbritney
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Jason Hightman @JHightman
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DONTTRUSTANYONE1980 @donttru52839254
64 Followers 640 Following no guy would want to see me when im mad but im still looking for a boyfriend im 32 female 570-235-6473 or 570-606-9309 @joejonas @froggy_00 @adamlevine
Genevieve @genrelacion
20 Followers 168 Following
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Paul G.Ottley @ocratree
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Lyla kohler @Lyla_kohler
9 Followers 24 Following
Kiss Barbara @KissBarbara10
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Alan Smodic @alansmodic
680 Followers 1K Following
Jacob Vallorani @JacobVallorani
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Paige Sabedra @PaigeSabedra
226 Followers 310 Following My name is Paige Sabedra, a creative from Pittsburgh, PA. NPC Figure competitor. 💰 CASHAPP $paigesabedra
Garrett Churley @Churleyg
2 Followers 19 Following
Shawn Morgan @ShawnMorgan4
0 Followers 15 Following
bellegotti francesco @francescobelleg
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Pittsburgh Panthers @PittPanthrs_cbb
85 Followers 146 Following Pittsburgh Panthers. Get Real-Time Scores For Fans, By Fans.
Hamed @fartmonkey589
36 Followers 237 Following 🌄 Adventure seeker 👨💻 Web developer 🧘♂️Optimist. Currently working at @glassnode
Nichole Trenney @NicholeT7707
5 Followers 52 Following My names Nichole I'm 21 years old and im married to a wonderful man
Empower Cash System @mp3musiclinks
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limo kidz @limokidz
115 Followers 790 Following Limo Kidz is a registered business since 1991.We deliver on what we promise .We pride ourselves on giving you and your kids a great time with us.
Scott Strande @swgolftrainer
469 Followers 2K Following Golf Professional and Arizona Sales Representative for Swinkey,The Golfer's Toolbox, the Tour Striker, the Putting Circle, the Pure Stroke and Pure Chip.
annapaula @annagomes24
23 Followers 84 Following
Hootsuite 🦉 @hootsuite
6.9M Followers 1.3M Following Social media tools, tips, news, and a shoulder to cry on for social pros since 2008. Support: @Hootsuite_Help
Roman Forgac @n3cronomicon
5 Followers 33 Following
missi ann @dark_apocalypse
0 Followers 2 Following
fabian @radiorecuerdos2
116 Followers 2K Following
Nagy Kata @Katalovelygirl
441 Followers 1K Following
Josh @thedayhascome
6K Followers 498 Following he/him, dude, dad, husband, thinker, doer. who writes these jokes? they're awful.
toastcfh @toastcfh
3K Followers 193 Following
John H @jmxp69
54 Followers 7 Following
Tim Siedell @badbanana
670K Followers 214 Following Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
Jason Mustian @jasonmustian
15K Followers 825 Following OG internet dirtbag. i’ve run a few startups. all tweets/RTs reflect my character perfectly and you should read into them as much as possible.
Justin Vestrand @WinMo_Wiz
4 Followers 19 Following
Paige Sabedra @IchigoXSora
26 Followers 60 Following
Justin @shitmydadsays
2.0M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
Ashley Marie @miss_harlequin
13 Followers 16 Following I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me ✨Trends for United States
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