Gutta Papi @GuttaPapi

This account has been formed to express my non serious gutta side, jokes, freaky ish, bants, appreciation for black women & whatever else I choose to share.NSFW London, England Joined October 2016

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Bambina Domino @_itsTheWife

5 years ago

Somebody come look at this shit.

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Sky News @SkyNews

5 years ago

An Austrian man mummified his 89-year-old mother, who died more than a year ago, so that he could keep receiving her benefits trib.al/TSB1dQS

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Worked for a small high street bank in the 90s. Stole about £5k. Got found out. Lost my job, home, relationship, friends & family. 240 hrs community service. If you're going to embezzle, nick enough to make the inevitable consequences worth it.

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Baby🍫 @ShiestyLo

6 years ago

I want a older femme to do this to me 😍 x.com/LESBIANSEXVlDS…

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𝓿𝓲 🦋 @itsviashley

5 years ago

me trying to get a perfect 10 in gymnastics

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Gutta Papi @GuttaPapi

5 years ago

🤦🏿‍♂️😅 You know what his mission is...

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Gutta Papi @GuttaPapi

5 years ago

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Gutta Papi @GuttaPapi

5 years ago

This question needs a poll..because I....

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

5 years ago

To my colleague who just got sacked for calling in sick and being caught on camera at the cricket. I'm sorry I sold you my ticket for £20 more than I paid for it. I'm not sorry for pointing you out to our manager. You were shit and lazy!

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

5 years ago

Was at work when I got a call from my sister to tell me that Dad wasn't going to make it, and I should probably get there. Reckon I averaged 130mph for three junctions of the M6, full-beams on to get people to move. Every now and again, someone driving like a dick has a reason.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

5 years ago

I regularly stare down the neighbours cat and occasionally cause it to walk away. I'm a doctor and this is still one of my proudest achievements.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

5 years ago

When I worked in a bar, if any customer was rude, offensive or racist to my colleagues, I would step out the back cellar under the pretence of changing a barrel and spit in their pint glass. Never felt bad about it one bit.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

5 years ago

Not even 30 and already trapped in a sexless relationship, we adopted 2 cats 3 years ago and her libido plummeted. Don't want to leave her because that would mean saying goodbye to our cats and I was the one who raised them. Wish she was cheating, it would be simpler.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

5 years ago

My daughters suddenly became popular, since lockdown lifted there's been a stream of teenage girls in our house. Then I overheard my husband being referred to as a DILF and became aware of the hormonal stares at my beloved hunk. He hasn't a clue but these girls adore him.