Papa @H3mingwasted

The first draft of anything is shit Joined August 2023

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

a month ago

Today in 1977, I saw my mom crying in the kitchen. I asked her what was wrong and she told me she just heard Elvis had died. I have a lot of fun with the King’s eccentricities but no denying he was one bad motherfucker in his heyday. #RIP

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Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman

a month ago

@RapidResponse47 “You are a short Europoor with zero SEC championships.”

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Papa @H3mingwasted

2 months ago

You need to be befriending insane middle aged dudes. Not because they’re your fishing buddie (they are) but because you find yourself helping them on insane side quests e.g. ‘crazie joe’ who welds and makes you guys a work out contraption

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Crispin Burke @CrispinBurke

2 months ago

New York Times World @nytimesworld

2 months ago

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2 months ago

In my family, this type of head is called the “Valencia Room” which dates back to a family vacation many moons ago. You need to be building family lore like this.

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2 months ago

Lite analog reading

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2 months ago

Steady, lad.

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Kevin Walker @quevinhualquer

2 months ago

@nypost @BillAckman Wearing a ring on one’s index finger is disqualifying for a male candidate.

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Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys

2 months ago

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Papa @H3mingwasted

2 months ago

All these chuds want to gate keep but go radio silent when real blood and soil Americans (whatever that means) give them the ol’ razzle dazzle

Papa @H3mingwasted

2 months ago

All these chuds want to gate keep but go radio silent when real blood and soil Americans (whatever that means) give them the ol’ razzle dazzle

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2 months ago

Great grand pappy personally picked up Mrs. Kennedy when she came down to Palm Beach after those terrible few weeks. If anyone ever referred to her as “Jackie” in his presence he would quip “that’s Mrs. Kennedy to you” —a formality my grandmother maintains.

Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg

2 months ago

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reb @rebmasel

2 months ago

Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

2 months ago

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Muse @xmuse_

2 months ago

The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet, 2000

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Papa @H3mingwasted

2 months ago

One of my top ten American experiences is watching my boy @TTChilders do his thing on the White House lawn on the 4th of July. Pretty difficult to top that, lads.

Kentucky Democrats @KyDems

2 months ago

One of my top ten American experiences is watching my boy @TTChilders do his thing on the White House lawn on the 4th of July. Pretty difficult to top that, lads.

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ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky

2 months ago

Having a Don Draper summer

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2 months ago

Vamos

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2 months ago

Have known Jimmie since I was a lad. Fun fact: was not in the WTC on 9/11 because his boss told him to go practice to make the PGA Am. He is a good man.

John Doogan @golfbeersdrugs

2 months ago

Have known Jimmie since I was a lad. Fun fact: was not in the WTC on 9/11 because his boss told him to go practice to make the PGA Am. He is a good man.