HAARP UK @HAARP_UK
Huddersfield Altitude Aerosol & Reagent Propagation. #Geoengineering & #Chemtrails deployment services. Making it grim up north since 1992. Huddersfield, England Joined March 2022-
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This is important advice during #ChemtrailAwarenessMonth. Stay safe out there.
This is important advice during #ChemtrailAwarenessMonth. Stay safe out there.
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This month is #ChemtrailAwarenessMonth. Let’s celebrate all who work in this vibrant and dynamic industry.
This month is #ChemtrailAwarenessMonth. Let’s celebrate all who work in this vibrant and dynamic industry.
Seasons greetings to all who celebrate. #chemtrailsawarenessmonth
Our chief scientist Professor Mick Sturbs has been experimenting today with vinegar spray from the top of Chumley Moor TV mast. The results speak for themselves. We can now clear our chemtrails quick if we think too many of those pesky cloudshouters on social media are on to us.
These chaps know where it’s at.
These chaps know where it’s at.
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Chemtrails are the latest thing to be absolutely terrified of. Want to know the origins of this theory? Check out our deep dive into the topic. somedarecallitconspiracy.com/all-episodes/d…
A long day of spraying some cloud cover over t’Devil Tower mountain near Penistone today. The clouds are to hide the transport of a new alien spacecraft to the Yorkshire UFO Capture/Observation/Flight Facility. YUFOCOFF has been reverse engineering crashed ships since 1834.
Innovation! One of the problems with deploying #chemtrails is that aircraft have limited operating heights and zones. Using chemtrail boots we can spray from aircraft height to the ground and anywhere in between with our trained parachutists. HAARP UK - We spray to cloud your day
Look between ~ and ^ on your keyboard. (No, we have no idea what that’s all about either)
A full enquiry is to be launched into HAARP UK’s latest #cloudseeding activities after it transpired the usual illudiumQ-36 mix was accidentally swapped for actual seeds from Batley Garden Centre. Aviation across Yorkshire has been warned to look out for high altitude Begonias.
We were up super early this morning with the vacuum cleaner sucking up bits of cloud to make cloud lines. Agnes, our office cleaner wasn’t happy we’d borrowed her new Dyson. Anyway, keeps the #chemtrails idiots occupied when we’ve got a day off spraying.
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@qandamazon @HAARP_UK it's spreading. I mean the word on the month.
Stay safe this May #ChemtrailAwarenessMonth
@qandamazon #ChemtrailAwarenessMonth is the popular tag.
@HAARP_UK You're a shill for big-vinegar, aren't you? LOL
Ah.. Alex Jones’ source has finally been revealed.
@HAARP_UK @kevinski4286 I'm a chemtrail believer but I still like a good laugh.
@HAARP_UK @emmaroc33249448 In future I will need warning before you post. That’s the second time the coffee has gone over the carpet.
Atheists are making GAY CHEMTRAILS to make people HOMOSEXUAL!!!
One that tastes like biscuits. One that tastes like beds. And one that tastes like pink. (We think we've got that right...) 📷 by instagram.com/sconesanddough…
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