Hal🌻 @Hal_Warddd

PNW Joined December 2015

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evelyn @prettygirll4l1

3 years ago

i will never be impressed by a guy with money. It’s about you getting my favorite chips for me when you stopped at the gas station, you passed a Starbucks & decided to get my favorite Starbucks drink for me, you know my favorite color is pink & decided to get me pink flowers

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

3 years ago

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

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𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo

3 years ago

he met me in my “i’m going to stay single phase” & now i’m obsessed with him

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Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad

3 years ago

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

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hatsune mitski @zephanijong

3 years ago

why do men apply chapstick like they're scared of it

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tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT

3 years ago

period ahh!🤪 period ugh!🥴

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Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant

3 years ago

When the plant matches the planter a little too well 🌿

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grillpill @grillpill_

3 years ago

your honor my client could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

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sarah @heavenbrat

3 years ago

me leaving my mans house: hey i miss u when can i see u again

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ODESZA @odesza

3 years ago

As we’re touring the US, sharing this new album with you, it’s crazy to think today marks 10 years since we released our first album, Summers Gone. We can’t thank you enough for letting us share our music with you and continuing to be a part of it as we’ve grown our sound.

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WHO THREW THAT GLASS @tru_voodoo

3 years ago

She asked me “what are we?” I said WE DA BEST MUSIC

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Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel

3 years ago

hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

3 years ago

last night I told my four year old I loved her and she said “I love you so much that if someone chopped your head off I’d carry it around forever in a bag”

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🪱〽️〽️🅰️ @cheezitfan1

3 years ago

High at the pet store rn and absolutely losing my mind at this hamster using his own ballsack as a pillow

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Lucas @illiterate_ish

3 years ago

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

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kay marie @kemimarie

3 years ago

my relationship has made me feel a lot more confident. and that’s not to say my relationship is the key to my confidence. it’s saying my partner has really encouraged me, not only in my looks, but in going after what i love, speaking up, being me. that’s beautiful.

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erin chack @ErinChack

3 years ago

america is wrong about everything except fahrenheit. farenheit is the correct way to measure temperature. fahrenheit is like "man, it's so hot out. it's gotta be like.......100 hots."