Harry Cocque @HarryCocque
Very old Dorset man in a rest home. Well, a character from some amusing books really. amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_no… Piddlewell Moorhen, Dorset Joined August 2011-
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Bit of a long shot, but has anyone seen my bike? Taken from outside the pub in Middleton Splashback on the evening of 4 March 1938. Looked a bit like this one, but mine had a piglet tied to the handlebars.
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@MartinClift5 Not sure that it ever could.
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I’m walking down to my 8th favourite cafe. Somebody has knitted a jumper for a tree.
Dick Van Dyke may not have been able to pull off a Cockney accent, but he's done a fine job at the back for Liverpool.
To be fair, I've been trying to persuade old Ivor to wear a face covering for years. He doesn't cough or anything, I just don't like him.
Still upset over the passing of dear old Dame Vera Lynn. Seems like only yesterday I was flinging myself about in the mosh pit at one of her gigs.
WHO KEEPS LEAVING THESE CASES LAYING AROUND?
Florida issues warning about rare case of brain-eating amoeba bbc.in/3gyVhRH
Well don't open the case then.
China reports case of suspected bubonic plague cbsn.ws/3f4rHDe
Just got back from a very satisfying couple of hours in the pub. And by pub, of course, I mean lavatory.
I was never very keen on that Starkey chap. Or his partner, Hutch.
@SusanDaisley There's life in the old dog yet. And me it seems.
@SusanDaisley I'm afraid I used up my online allowance streaming bootleg episodes of The Brittas Empire :(
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Rest home #lockdown day 73. Watching The Matrix which is a very good film, although at my age I would definitely have taken the blue pill.
Rest home #lockdown day 68. There's a lot of talk of the R rate, but to be honest I have enough trouble with my P rate.
Rest home #lockdown day 67. Glad to hear that shops will soon be reopening, so I can finally get out and spend my Woolworths vouchers & Green Shield stamps.
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