HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion
That #SAPro, #AcAdv, #SATech, Fin. Aid, Admissions, Retention, etc., #HigherEd staff, you know & love who is slowly losing their mind & their work/life balance tumblr.com/blog/higheredm… Ivory Tower Conference Room Joined June 2016-
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Me trying to be productive while my institution's leadership actively tries to burn us down on multiple fronts #HigherEd
Haven't been on this site in a LONG time. Gonna tread lightly for a bit. I hear there are some friendlier atmospheres of the color cerulean
Not everyone with a PhD has the skills or experience to lead.
@TommyMa95268002 Not me. I like to keep the loop open in case we need to circle back and reopen the dialogue.
Love when the university's learning module for employees fails. Thanks for giving everyone on campus confidence that our students are getting what they need by showing how online doesn't work zero amounts surprised
Ask for information from a central office. Seems to be missing info so clarify. Central office who houses the information says they don't know who made the rules so not sure if I should trust it
My life is such a mess right now with family member finances apparently going to hell and no one in my adult family telling me how much they've intertwined their finances so now they are all screwed...but I should fix it now that they've all fucked up together?
I can't let anyone in my real life know I'm venting
This has been my work therapy account. Now I have a decent job but actual life is completely falling apart on so many fronts. I may start using this more for my other issues. I mean minions have lives, too, right?
I just... I really want to share an opinion piece about my institution but won't because it's true so frustrating
Yes, I was trying to destroy your department, but I learned it was much easier to just get out of your way and let you do it yourself.
Thank you to @GoldieStandard for this thoughtful take on @kevinrmcclure's and my proposed metrics for understanding postsecondary value that assess how well campuses foster student-centeredness, regional wellbeing, and postsecondary access. chronicle.com/newsletter/the…
I'm just out here looking at my college's website to make sure I didn't miss any departments. Ya know. Cuz I just work here and should already know but still no
the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now x.com/world_buzz_new…
the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now x.com/world_buzz_new…
Associate Deans @ass_deans
128K Followers 126 Following Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.Prof. Sarcastic Mom, .. @SarcasmProf
13K Followers 713 Following Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.College Professor @ReadTheSyllabus
26K Followers 127 Following a co-authored account. authors listed in alphabetical order. contents may contain cynical observations of colleagues & students with student generated cursingThe PhD Story @thephdstory
49K Followers 7K Following Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtagOh the irony @IronyPhD
12K Followers 185 Following Academics, premature curmudgeons. Musings on life, liberty, and people not being so damn stupid.Dean of the World, Ph.. @DeanoftWorld
769 Followers 464 Following Public academic, former scholar, fatigued leader, 100% administrator.HigherEd ITGuy @HigherEd_ITGuy
502 Followers 117 Following Tales from the world of a higher education IT veteran. Sky: https://t.co/DdNGMJg9Lq Spout: HigherEd_ITGuy Mast: https://t.co/HWyNpgGZhF👓 Sardonic Prof �.. @SardonicProf
4K Followers 213 Following In which I snark about work and life in academia. Chronic overuser of ellipses and parentheticals. Occasional cursing. She/her.Cranky Academic @Cranky_Academic
1K Followers 691 Following Come for the sarcasm, stay for the conversation, or don't. I like my dog more than most people & that's probably including my husband.Dr. Faculty Trying He.. @FacultyVp
576 Followers 955 Following Attempting shared governance, family juggling, self care and some humor. Dog mom with a messy house.Dr. Struggles @profstruggs
1K Followers 744 Following Not that kind of doctor. Just another 30-something professor, navigating life post-tenure and pretending like I know what I’m doing. 🙃 #professorstruggsTHE Dean @FacultyDean
1K Followers 370 Following Juggling provost, admin staff, IT, alumni, donors and parents is the easy part. The true challenge is herding cats (faculty) and peacocks (THE associate deans).Ass. Vice President S.. @DeenOfStudents
294 Followers 212 Following Associate Vice President of Student Affairs at that university down the road. Burning bridges with a new professor every day. Your appeal is denied.Dr Sharon Lauricella @DrSLauricella
29K Followers 2K Following Bostonian in TO. Comm, Media & Educ Prof. #SoTL #EdTech #ungrading #OER Dr/she/her Formerly @AcademicBatgirl🇺🇦Dr.Emerita @SeasonedAcadem1
1K Followers 3K Following Guiding principle…the world is changed by your example, not by your opinion. #LeadBravelyBantshire University @BantshireUni
50K Followers 10K Following We throb knowledge, we pulse excellence. Ranked No.1 in the UK for Canteen Facilities (CEF, 2024). Vice-Chancellor Vince Chancelier (He/VC). Parody.Persistent Professor @persistentprof
4K Followers 221 Following Teaching (I hope), Venting a little, Grading a lot. I take my job seriously, and I take my students seriously, but I don’t take Twitter seriously.Kathy Godwin @kathy_godwin
1K Followers 2K Following Data Analyst & PhD student; statistics/data; STEM; Community college; transfer she/her/hersBugs @PseudoLearner_
17 Followers 250 FollowingEmerging @EmergingLab
218 Followers 606 Following Representing employers' voices, GEURS (Global Employability University Ranking) guides #HigherEd professionals to prepare job-ready graduates. #employabilityProfessor Kathy @Professor_Kathy
156 Followers 791 Following Helping business #universitystudents🧑🏽🎓 get better grades in less time⌚. Highly rated 🏆 professor since 2011, utilizing a 📺Netflix-style of teaching.Julie Whitlock @JDouble_ewe
93 Followers 1K Following I lead amazing people who create amazing experiences. Curious about all sides of a debate.A. Rivera @bloodravenlib
1K Followers 780 Following Account locked to private, and I am gone now. My blog, linked below, has the places you can find me in. Social left: same handle at bsky and Mastodon (https://t.co/T9NtyH3Dgz)Spaceman Spiff @hotelpundit
99 Followers 677 Following Real Estate Professor, Photographer, Traveler, Silly Dad, Secretly Secretive Secret Agent!TheTHEBlog.com @TheTHE_Blog
14 Followers 89 Following Teaching advice so good, your students will beg for mercy.Lady in Academia, PhD @assist_prof
3K Followers 2K Following Trying to figure out tenure, publishing, and everything else in academia.Dr. Kate Wolfe @k8wolfe
1K Followers 3K Following Associate Prof. of Psychology, Hostos Community College(CUNY); Ph. D. in Social Psych. Studies online pedagogy, identity, gender & sexuality. No DMs! she/herSchool News Today Sat.. @school_satire
51 Followers 214 Following An association of parody schools held together by a crushing bureaucracy: Richard E Rich Academy, Public School Zero and Fred's University.disgruntled meat sack @kbthrohaway
30 Followers 97 FollowingAiProvost🤖🎓Chec.. @AiProvost
75 Followers 145 Following Artificially intelligent upper administrative robot equipped with the latest in academic jargon to fulfill all of your dean and senior co-vice provost needs.The PhD Place @ThePhDPlace
107K Followers 18K Following Empowering doctoral researchers through community 🎓 Weekly Guides @DoctoralStories 📚 Online writing group @AcWriClub ✍️ #AcademicTwitterYour CIO's Evil Twin @CIOeviltwin
110 Followers 117 Following Making fun of your Chief Information Officer, one kilobyte at a time. PEW PEW PEW I AM A LEAF ON THE WIND! 🖖🏼 Also, @CEOofStarTrek made me CIO. 🛰crystal hoit @ladeybutterfly
1 Followers 13 Followingscarebear @scarebear38
151 Followers 330 Following There you go again, frolicking blindly towards the cliff and prancing straight over the edge. -- Helen GarnerLilBlueHart ☮️�.. @LilRedHart
1K Followers 3K Following 🌊 Remember: protesting is a Constitutional right; however, unauthorized militia are illegal in all 50 states.Tired Ass Prof Collec.. @tired_prof
542 Followers 427 Following A group of disgruntled assistant professors, completely depleted of hope and joy. Fed up of your bullshit and willing to say what everyone is thinking𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐏𝐫�.. @TheProfSchwartz
984 Followers 2K Following ꜱᴄʜᴏʟᴀʀ. ꜱᴛʀᴀᴛᴇɢɪꜱᴛ. ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋᴇʀ. #ᴘʀᴏꜰꜱᴄʜᴡᴀʀᴛᴢꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋꜱ 🗣 ɪ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴛʀᴀɪɴ & ᴛᴇʟʟ #PoliticalHistory #BlackGreekHistory #Beyonceology {PʀᴏꜰSᴄʜᴡᴀʀᴛᴢ is OFF-DUTY now}Old Professors Vote B.. @ProfessorsOld
1K Followers 1K Following Rebooting this account to motivate BLUE votes! What is the difference between a full prof and a terrorist? --You can negotiate with a terrorist.CCFFLocal6215 @CCFFLocal6215
515 Followers 2K Following Representing all faculty at Cerritos College. Contact us at [email protected]Lena Davis @LenaRemote
1K Followers 4K Following Passionate about #CareerAdvice, #DigitalNomads, #Resumes, #Entrepreneurship and #Productivity. I post a lot of videos with #CareerTips.Muhammet Akif Ataman @AtamanAkif
488 Followers 3K Following Öğretim Görevlisi (YÖK-AYBÜ) İngiliz Dili ve Edebiyatı (Cumhuriyet-Bayreuth) Yükseköğretim Yönetimi (Hacettepe) #highereducation #internationalizationThe Struggling Scient.. @TheStrugglingS4
52K Followers 23K Following 🤩Science & PhD Life Podcast 🎙️Episodes 🤣PhD Memes 👕Science inspired Merch 📰PhD related BlogsAbigail Fer (she/her).. @AbzigailFer
130 Followers 1K Following Love all you see including yourself ☀️ she/her/hersHEheheheSpecialist @HigherED_Ass
83 Followers 96 Following higherEd admin assistant. fluent in #sarcasm. over worked. under paid.Author Joel B. Randal.. @JoelBRandall1
569 Followers 5K Following Recent college grad and author of "Study, Sleep, Repeat: 130 Tips to Schedule Your College Life."Prof N Heiding @HeidingProf
60 Followers 91 Following with this account, I will survive Academia !!! is there extra credit?Dr. Bridget Burns @BBurnsEDU
5K Followers 3K Following CEO of @UIAinnovation, Host of #WeeklyWisdom & #InnovationSpotlight, Arne Duncan once called me the Oprah of Higher Education. Tweets=mine.J_Klunk @klunk_j
10 Followers 54 FollowingJamey Nelson @professorJamey
186 Followers 2K Following IRL- government professor by night, and exhausted mother of two under 3, pilot wife, T1D, and geriatric pup caregiverDr. Unseen Academical @unseenacademic1
977 Followers 350 Following Endlessly bemused by higher education. Feeling the occasional need to vent. Overcommitted and sleep deprived. Just like everyone else on #academictwitter.PhD Voice - Independe.. @PhDVoice
137K Followers 85K Following Amplifying the voices of PhD Students. Tag us with # or @PhDVoice. Runs @PostdocVoice. Free PhD Resources https://t.co/jKq1NNX0ch Independently RunPostPhDRoad @PostPhDRoad
6K Followers 2K Following Super pessimist Assistant Professor Allergic to inspirational quotes @Grammarly AmbassadorWajid S. Rana @When_I_Craft
465 Followers 5K Following Scientific Officer at CNCD, visiting lecturer at @uokinfo 🇵🇰, reviewer at @JournalBotany, #entomologist, #MphilScholar, He/him, words are my own.Mary Leech 🪶🏔�.. @mlleech
1K Followers 3K Following Native (CᏔᎽᎯ ᎠᏰᎵ) professor of geology, single mom, feminist, atheist, 🥄🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally, she/her. #WomeninSTEM.University HR @university_hr
382 Followers 99 Following submissions accepted via dm or fax | uniting #academictwitter #highered #sachat #acadv with a common enemy | what does satire mean?Shannon Urban-Denise @adeanurban
26 Followers 428 Following Philly Native, Associate Dean of Marketing @previewingpenn, mom of 2, wife to JG and an eternal @incubusoffical fan@JimBakkeninOR @jimbakkeninor
423 Followers 4K Following Father. Organizer. Unionist. Anti-racist. Ally. Feminist. Atheist. Crab.Cgp_90 @90Cgp
1 Followers 18 FollowingAssociate Deans @ass_deans
128K Followers 126 Following Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.Peeved Prof @peevedccprof
5K Followers 409 Following Bitter and snarky after 15+ years in higher education. Lover of carbs. Mother to kittehs.Prof. Sarcastic Mom, .. @SarcasmProf
13K Followers 713 Following Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.College Professor @ReadTheSyllabus
26K Followers 127 Following a co-authored account. authors listed in alphabetical order. contents may contain cynical observations of colleagues & students with student generated cursing𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝.. @AcerbicAcademic
17K Followers 115 Following @[email protected] Brand Ambassador There is no extra credit. #highered #academicchatter #PhDLife #academictwitter #sarcasmThe PhD Story @thephdstory
49K Followers 7K Following Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtagOh the irony @IronyPhD
12K Followers 185 Following Academics, premature curmudgeons. Musings on life, liberty, and people not being so damn stupid.Academic Chatter™ @AcademicChatter
273K Followers 981 Following Join #AcademicChatter for support & community. Team: @waterlego @Heather_RoseW.Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg
39K Followers 18K Following WARNING: May cause cognitive dissonance. If this occurs, unfollow or block me. Don't yell or spin what I said. Bluesky: https://t.co/eUcjpl8esrAcademic Mom, PhD @Momademia
35K Followers 480 Following Why choose between mom guilt and writing guilt when you can have both? Encouraging and connecting parents in academia. (she/her)HigherEd ITGuy @HigherEd_ITGuy
502 Followers 117 Following Tales from the world of a higher education IT veteran. Sky: https://t.co/DdNGMJg9Lq Spout: HigherEd_ITGuy Mast: https://t.co/HWyNpgGZhFDear_Student @Dear_student
8K Followers 133 Following Dear_Student, You might want to follow my advice to succeed in your college career. And, your professors may want to follow to know they are not alone.Dr. Angry Grad @GradSkoolStrugs
26K Followers 157 Following Fueled by coffee & anger...but mostly 🤬. I survived a toxic grad school experience & will continue to advocate for grad students. You are not alone!👓 Sardonic Prof �.. @SardonicProf
4K Followers 213 Following In which I snark about work and life in academia. Chronic overuser of ellipses and parentheticals. Occasional cursing. She/her.Cranky Academic @Cranky_Academic
1K Followers 691 Following Come for the sarcasm, stay for the conversation, or don't. I like my dog more than most people & that's probably including my husband.Sassy Policy Wonk @SassyPantsProf
1K Followers 506 Following Under-appreciated academic turned policy researcher with a passion for smart, research based policies and a low threshold for stupid leadership.Dr Meming @Dr_Meming
64K Followers 2K Following I spend more time making memes than doing research. Some would say it’s procrastination I would say it’s outreach.Dr. Struggles @profstruggs
1K Followers 744 Following Not that kind of doctor. Just another 30-something professor, navigating life post-tenure and pretending like I know what I’m doing. 🙃 #professorstruggsPlaymobil (Adjunct) P.. @playmoadjprof
3K Followers 925 Following The perils of an adjunct instructor's life, depicted in glorious Playmobil fashion. Co-host of the #AcademicTwitter Retreat. She/Her. 🇲🇽🇺🇸Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered
242K Followers 4K Following Helping 🫵 make sense of #HigherEducation. Follow us for the latest news, opinions, jobs, and resources. Send #HigherEd news and tips via DM.Slytherin Adjunct (th.. @SyltherinA
282 Followers 423 Following #OnlineAdjunct. #Dissertating. PhD Candidate. Supporter of womxn. #ActuallyAutistic #Fibromyalgia #CFS #ConcurrentEnrollentProf🦈🐼🏳️🌈🧙♀️🦹♀️Burned Out Academic @AcademicOut
853 Followers 391 Following Academic and cynical poet who fantasises daily about a shelf-stacking job before remembering my bills and fleeting positive moments with students and researchDr. Stromwell @ProfStromwell
809 Followers 189 Following Feeling the need to be anonymous to bitch about those pricks in academia, equal opportunity offender. I should be grading, writing, or teaching.PhD Voice - Independe.. @PhDVoice
137K Followers 85K Following Amplifying the voices of PhD Students. Tag us with # or @PhDVoice. Runs @PostdocVoice. Free PhD Resources https://t.co/jKq1NNX0ch Independently RunHigh Impact PhD Memes @MemingPhD
43K Followers 524 Following Meming away PhD stress. Only original content! FB: https://t.co/s8zNyD0a0Q IG: https://t.co/1QzHF51N3ZPhD_Genie @PhD_Genie
73K Followers 912 Following The PhD_Genie is here to support academics - from early career researchers to well established scholars. Operated by @IdoRosenzweig. #PhDgeniePostPhDRoad @PostPhDRoad
6K Followers 2K Following Super pessimist Assistant Professor Allergic to inspirational quotes @Grammarly AmbassadorKevin R. McClure @kevinrmcclure
10K Followers 2K Following Assoc Prof of Higher Ed | Co-Director @ARRC_Research | Contributor @EdSurge @Chronicle | Writing and Speaking on How to Build a More Caring Universitylost grad student, ph.. @Drawrof1
6K Followers 5K Following my data runs wild and free as i have yet to gather itGina Saliba @GinaSalibaa
779 Followers 2K Following Associate Dean - Scholarship & Capability; PhD Candidate (PL in unusual contexts); #thesisthinkers; FHEA; JP (NSW); IG: @my_phd_perigrination#AcAdv Chat @AcAdvChat
2K Followers 514 Following Join the Academic Advising (#AcAdv) Chat every other Tuesday from 12-1 pm CST. We tweet with the hashtag: #AcAdvthoughtsofaphd @thoughtsofaphd
70K Followers 3K FollowingOpenAcademics @OpenAcademics
132K Followers 9K Following Twitter community to support academics across all disciplines. @OpenAcademics for RT. #DiversityAndInclusion #MentalHealth #AcademicTwitterProfessor Annie Oakle.. @profannieoakley
4K Followers 3K Following College prof and visual artist. Instagram: @theskyISpy #Mastodon @[email protected]Depressed Adjunct @DepressedAdjun1
1K Followers 1K Following Overworked, underwhelmed, and poorly paid.PhDisillusionment @PhDisillusion
3K Followers 2K Following Former disillusioned academic. On a healing journey. Interests include birds, Buddhism, cats, flowers, gardening, Kundalinī, love, metaphysics, pottery, trees.Swear Trek @swear_trek
150K Followers 707 Following GIFs by @aaronreynolds & tweets by @kris__myers. Captions by @NicRobes, @ninjaburger, @noemptyline, & @joesondow. Loves colourful metaphors. ON HIATUSPersistent Professor @persistentprof
4K Followers 221 Following Teaching (I hope), Venting a little, Grading a lot. I take my job seriously, and I take my students seriously, but I don’t take Twitter seriously.ProfOppressor @ProfOppressor
651 Followers 38 FollowingThe Fussy Professor @FussyProfessor
3K Followers 138 Following Professoring is hard work. Professoring and complaining is harder work. Professoring and trying to find a word to substitute for b-tchy is hardest work.Ass Provost @AssProvost
3K Followers 34 Following who knows what makes an associate provost #academictwitterSecret Academic Tribu.. @SecretHigherEd
387 Followers 53 Following We work behind closed doors and have zero oversight. We walk amongst you and know the goings on of every committee meeting on campus.Higher Ed Data Warlor.. @todmassa
2K Followers 2K Following Higher ed data humorist. Philosopher of Counting. Not diminished by the success or wellbeing of others. All opinion and snark are my own. Artist.Humans of Higher Ed p.. @HumanOfHigherEd
10K Followers 598 Following Forever presenting at #SXSWEDU March 10. It's a meme not a manifesto.Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity
4.2M Followers 52 Following Your friendly neighborhood NASA Mars rover. Exploring the Red Planet since 2012. Team headquartered at @NASAJPL 🚀 (Verification: https://t.co/T3V89CljZ2)Shaun R. Harper @DrShaunHarper
22K Followers 4K Following DEI Expert, USC Professor, USC Race and Equity Center Founder and Executive Director, Forbes Contributor, NUPE, Shawn Hill’s HusbandBuffy the Psych Prof .. @DrPsyBuffy
13K Followers 2K Following Psych prof & occasional funny girl who swears too much.GradHacker @GradHacker
8K Followers 500 Following Collaborative blog and digital round table for grad students by grad students.Academics Write @academicswrite
14K Followers 904 Following Breaking academic writing’s 4th wall. Pics of my barn. Co-editor @DWRJournal ; Assistant Professor. Discipline: #nursing #AcWri — Dr. Kim Mitchell RN PhDAdjunctNation @AdjunctNation
4K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/Wl8Qn2MlwE is the oldest and only online news site dedicated to inspiring, informing and, yes, celebrating teaching faculty. Tweets by our editor.Palestine Will Be Fre.. @hfdavis
11K Followers 5K Following Educator (he/him) and artist committed to the lives, love, and liberation of everyday Black people; Director @campusabolition; PI @policefreeworldRogue NASA @RogueNASA
660K Followers 501 Following The unofficial "Resistance" team of NASA. Not an official NASA account. Not managed by gov't employees. Come for the facts, stay for the snark.Tolkien Professor @tolkienprof
33K Followers 10K Following Corey Olsen, President of Signum University (@SignumU) and scholar of J.R.R. TolkienMarch For Science @MarchForScience
290K Followers 2K Following Fighting for science, climate action, public health, and justice. Donate: https://t.co/kCZGdq3nHtCollege Humor @CollegeHumorLol
41K Followers 20 Following Humorous tweets tailored for College Students to make you laugh out loud!lol my thesis @lolmythesis
16K Followers 105 Following Summing up years of work in one sentence. Submit yours at our website.Middle-earth News @MiddleEarthNews
71K Followers 253 Following Covering all #Tolkien related news such as the Amazon TV show, films, art, lit, games, & lifestyles inspired by the Professor. We track all things #MiddleEarthNot everyone with a PhD has the skills or experience to lead.
I would like to know who taught our @ass_deans the expression "close the loop" I want to smash their head in with a stapler
@TommyMa95268002 Not me. I like to keep the loop open in case we need to circle back and reopen the dialogue.
@HigherEd_Minion Spill.... That's what we're here for!
@HigherEd_Minion That's why we have these accounts!
@HigherEd_Minion Depends on your boss. I have had supervisors who couldn’t care less about other people’s lives as long as they got their time off.
In the uni bathroom. Three girls, each one in a different stall, start singing Spice Girls's Wannabe. Is this the weirdest flashmob ever? Am I supposed to join in?
Everyone keeps saying goodbye on Twitter but so far, we are all still here. I feel like I'm at a dinner party in the Midwest.
Yes, I was trying to destroy your department, but I learned it was much easier to just get out of your way and let you do it yourself.
Thank you to @GoldieStandard for this thoughtful take on @kevinrmcclure's and my proposed metrics for understanding postsecondary value that assess how well campuses foster student-centeredness, regional wellbeing, and postsecondary access. chronicle.com/newsletter/the…
Bruh. Did y'all know bears DON'T HAVE collarbones and can fit through your DOGGY DOOR? Because I didn't.
the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now x.com/world_buzz_new…
Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!
How do we still have webpages that don't adapt to mobile device screens in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty two
can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks
I am a grown man, nearly forty, with tattoos, callouses, and battle scars from knives and mean dogs and even meaner women. So I am as surprised as anyone to tell you that I just “ugly cried” in the grocery store right there in front of God and everybody. 1/