Sex Offender @HisASexOffender
Joined September 2013-
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Friend: “I got a promotion & I’m having a baby” Me:“I put a bottle opener on my keychain. I guess there’s a lot going on in both our lives”
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Looking for a big busted lady for sex tomorrow around 7pm. I look forward to receiving your applications
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I am a fucking genius.
@ArthurBladder I love a good old piss on a tramp
@ArthurBladder did you remember to pull down your shit sodden briefs
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Has the Queen's portrait by Rolf Harris been devalued, now that he has been done for kids?
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@ToryShit1 it was only the ladies
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Wear vertical striped pants in public and not horizontal - much more slimming.
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I recommend using loose change for loose women with loose lips.
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@ActionJackson05 yeah people frown on that as a chat up line weirdly.
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@BattleCat1981 yeah probs won't mention the clit bit
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It's finally here #DowntonAbbey @ITV deeply happy 😊
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Ha! #DowntonAbbey marvellous .. Welcome back
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Improve football : All midfielders to wear Trilby's Crockery shy either side of both goals When making debut must play in nude
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