Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp

In my experience, life. @Romper writer, @KCMomsBlog contributor. [email protected] 913.703.3751 homemadeexperience.com Kansas City, MO Joined August 2014

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Tessa Lynn @tessashull

7 years ago

Hey @ChipotleTweets & @DoorDash, I still don't have the option to select "Vegetarian" when ordering burritos – I HAVE to select one of these options (photo) to move on. This has resulted in me ordering elsewhere several times; can we fix it, please?! #DontWantMeats #OrTofu

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Tessa Lynn @tessashull

7 years ago

I thoroughly enjoy that @MarieKondo’s Twitter is representative of her #KonMari method. #TidyingUp

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KC Live Arts @KCLiveArts

7 years ago

Did you know any of these 9 things @435Mag shared about @kcballet’s #TheNutcracker? 435mag.com/December-2018/… #christmasinkc

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Tessa Lynn @tessashull

7 years ago

There’s a reason so many people stay in relationships past their expiration date. It’s easier to stay, doctoring a slow-growing cancer, than inflict an open wound. Open wounds heal. Cancers spread.

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Tessa Lynn @tessashull

7 years ago

I would like to propose, @pandoramusic, a hoofprint station containing every Christmas-related song a person’s liked.

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KC Live Arts @KCLiveArts

7 years ago

Did you miss our #ArtsAlert yesterday? If so, check out what's happening this month (and subscribe) here: mailchi.mp/kclivearts.org…

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Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp

7 years ago

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Gabrielle Blair @designmom

7 years ago

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MyMomologue @MyMomologue

7 years ago

Husband: What do you want to do today? Me: I'd like to get the house in order. Granted, I've been trying to get the house, and my life in general, in order for upwards of a decade, but I think this afternoon should be enough time.

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Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom

7 years ago

I still remember where I was when I found out that a serving of hummus is two tablespoons. I was on my second container of hummus.

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From The 🌊To The Sea, B!tch🍉 @MacgyveringM22

7 years ago

Mom cold: Like a regular cold, except no one gives a shit.

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Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp

8 years ago

I just want someone to see me exhausted, frazzled and at my wit’s end with my kids whilst in yoga pants and think, “damn that’s sexy.”

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Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp

8 years ago

My daughter’s unicorn #Fingerling music sounds exactly like the music in Coraline, and I’m officially creeped out.

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Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp

8 years ago

Happy International Women's Day 2018! Explore stories from women all over the globe in today's #GoogleDoodle and share yours using #HerStoryOurStory! google.com/?doodle=687209…

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Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp

8 years ago

There’s a super important part of #GreysAnatomy you probably missed Thurs. when Jackson refers to April as “the mother of my kids,” plural. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp

8 years ago

My body: hmm OK, I see you have a nasty cold and feel like crap. Also, I notice you're under a tremendous amount of stress and haven't had your period in 3 months, so let's throw that in there. Oh, and just a reminder–none of your favorite shows are on for a couple more weeks.